Serious If I ever manage to get a 1 in a billion GF I’m going to inform you all

[VirginAutistManlet]

I’m not going to be a fake cunt and not make you aware

If by chance the 1 in a billion female out there wants me and becomes my gf I will 100% post about it here to inform

I wonder how many here got a gf for awhile but lost her then come back again and larp as if they never had one

 

[nystagmuscel]

If you get a gf you have a 100% responsibility to inform the forums and make a goodbye post

 

[ihaveno1]

Too bad it won’t ever happen

 

[Deleted member 6470]

If it happens, I want a backup of all your threads that I would print and read every night.

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Too bad you’ll get banned after

 

[Stalin]

Too bad she will drop you in the following weeks..months.

So you'll end up double banned.

 

[Anonymous MG]

If it happens to me I'd request a ban and simply just leave forever.

If I'm going on hiatus I won't request a ban, I'll just come back at a later date pewpew.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

If it happens, I want a backup of all your threads that I would print and read every night.

I think they stay around forever anyway

Too bad it won’t ever happen

Pretty much, I just saw a picture of me from 2011 at 23 years old and my Face was Ugly NG+1 now my ugly is Ugly NG+5

So much for men peaking at a older age

 

[Subhuman Currycel]

I think they stay around forever anyway



Pretty much, I just saw a picture of me from 2011 at 23 years old and my Face was Ugly NG+1 now my ugly is Ugly NG+5

So much for men peaking at a older age

Sorry inkwell only Chad ages like fine wine you aren't entitled to it.

 

[Comfycel]

I wonder how many here got a gf for awhile but lost her then come back again and larp as if they never had one

Statistically there's probably a lot of people here that keep larping as incels (probably arond 30% of the userbase) imagine sharing this place with people that have sex almost every day but still consider themselves incels "at heart" it's disgusting.

 

[TINMAN]

Wouldn't people just call you a fakecel then

 

[Deleted member 16390]

You also have a slim chance of that 1 in 100 billion stacy girl that want to be your gf.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

We're gonna die waiting for that thread

 

[Numb]

Ill stop posting and make goodbye thread, but that wont happe n tbh

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I would still post here.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

You also have a slim chance of that 1 in 100 billion stacy girl that want to be your gf.

Imagine that

 

[ovrload]

I hope you find someone that loves you for who you are

 

[thebuddhacel]

The sad part is this entire forum will start to hate you and asking mods to ban.

 

[Yerberito]

Too bad it won’t ever happen

 

[Ellsworth]

Same. I’m rooting for you op.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

I hope you find someone that loves you for who you are

Awww swwweeeetir pooooopooooo there’s someone out there for everyone

The sad part is this entire forum will start to hate you and asking mods to ban.

But it would be right, can’t be an incel if you get a gf

Same. I’m rooting for you op.

Rooting for me? Like I’m going to be rooting my 1 in a billion gf?

 

[Konon]

1 in a billion sounds optimistic.

If you had the chance to date all dozens of billions foids that lived throughout history at their prime you still wouldn't find a truly good woman.
All women are burning in hell as we speak.

 

[AccountError]

The sad part is this entire forum will start to hate you and asking mods to ban.

It's a reasonable response
Why tf would you wave around your gf in a community of people who crave one? Lemme just wave my food infront of a bunch of starving African kids jfl
Just leave a goodbye post and that it's, fuck off from this community if you can get and do have a gf tbh

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I wonder how many here got a gf for awhile but lost her then come back again and larp as if they never had one

according to the stats, 1/7th of the forum lmao

 

[Hate_my_life]

Too bad it won’t ever happen

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

im going to get a 1 in 1,930,283,192 petite sexy stacey GF who has a fetish for manlet autists

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Same tbh but it won't happen

 

[Deleted member 21227]

Imagine that

Don't imagine that because the odds of that happening are lower than anyone here becoming a billionaire

 

[Numb]

i'd do a goodbye post and leave tbh

 

[lwolf27]

Just be rejected by 1 billion women bro theory

You dodged a bullet bro.

Just find your unicorn bro.

 

[WØLF]

 

[San Salvador]

Enjoy your bottom 0.0000001% gf

 

[FlamingCel]

informs me

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Enjoy your bottom 0.0000001% gf
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yikes! Let's unpack this.

 

[San Salvador]

yikes! Let's unpack this.

Yikes me.

 

[metabuxx]

There is no escaping inceldom. Its inevitable. You'll cope with us for the rest of your life.

 

[ovrload]

im going to get a 1 in 1,930,283,192 petite sexy stacey GF who has a fetish for manlet autists

Petite hot young gf. Maybe if you were a billionaire betabux JFL

 

[Alone75]

Me too, I'll actually make a huge brag thread.

Never gonna happen though.