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I'm 18 and Virgin, if I don't have sex by 40, I'm fucking a goat, currycels are doing it, why not me?
will IncelTears take the bait?
will IncelTears take the bait?
If you don't rope by 40 I applaud you
Just go to Nevada and buy a hooker if all you want is sex. Sex is easy to get, dude.
me 38Rahmawn said:
40? Life is lver by then.
This but unironically.
Life ends when you start Norwooding.
incelman said:
Life ends when you start Norwooding.
I'm sure you'll lose it way before 40, probably within the next 5 years like most youngcels here! I hope so anyway.
I'd hate for anyone to end up in my shoes although their are a few other 40+ virgins around here I've noticed. It's scarily easy to still be a virgin male 10+ years later when you're late 20s or older.
I'd hate for anyone to end up in my shoes although their are a few other 40+ virgins around here I've noticed. It's scarily easy to still be a virgin male 10+ years later when you're late 20s or older.
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You will likely have sex before 40 but it doesn't make up for how you have been treated by women
Dude, you're 18. You are young as fuck, still in normal virgin territory.
Come back to this shithole when you're 25, then we're talking.
Come back to this shithole when you're 25, then we're talking.
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I'll just start fucking escorts if I haven't lost it before I turn 30
I literally had sex with a female horse. They actually taste and feel very nice and mares really love sex when they are in heat and beg you to fuck them. At least they don't think I'm ugly.
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NeverSubmit said:
Honestly if ONE girl treats me nicely, I'll forget all the bullying I've been through by girls
FeminismsCancer said:
Taste? bro wtff, ik they feel nice and look nice but taste? kek
AscendedNormie said:
average loss in virginity in canada where I live (canada is land of pretty boys and jailbaits) is 18
iiiTeMpeR said:
Don't hand-wave it away without knowing. I swear they taste better than some human females, and no chad dick was inside. (it's rare for mares to come into contact with actual stallions, which is why they are so horny and accepting of human males)
Another perk is that animal STDs don't jump over to humans so it is safer than whores.
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FeminismsCancer said:
LOL @ thinking no chad dick was inside, this chad horse mogs this whole forum
iiiTeMpeR said:
FUCK the average. If you're posting on an incel forum, you are not average. Moneymax.
I facepalm every time you 18 year old aspies complain here. Wait til college. I lost my v card at 19
iiiTeMpeR said:LOL @ thinking no chad dick was inside, this chad horse mogs this whole forum
Not saying they are virgin as they probably had foals but I didn't get a sloppy second from her.
I'm suiciding by 30 if I don't get to smash.
rotandrise said:
I lost mine at 19 too but it's not like it suddenly became a walk in the park to attract women.
It was always a steep uphill battle which it isn't for chad who gets laid as early as 12.
Fucking horsecels LMAOOOOOOOOO
Why aren't you fucking a hooker though ? A goat isn't gonna give you more affection than a hooker. Sounds like you are into beastiality tbh
Do you live in Latin America ?
FeminismsCancer said:
Do you live in Latin America ?
rotandrise said:
Nope, Europe, why?
Better than sex dolls/robots or trannies though.7339er said:
FeminismsCancer said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw[/video]
they seem to be into animals. Watch this and let me know if you got hard. curious
Lmao, just rope.
FeminismsCancer said:
but they don't get satisfied, just compare the size of a human dick to a horse one.
FeminismsCancer said:
so you must be one of those zoo pornstars
FeminismsCancer said:
so you must be one of those zoo pornstars
rotandrise said:
Oh I had seen that docu before. Let me just say that if I were to pay a plane ticket to Colombia I'd still be more interested in hot Colombian girls than donkeys obviously but the fact that they are so casual about it and non-judgemental means I could be interested to go to that town in case the local girls totally snub me.
saddupbro said:so you must be one of those zoo pornstars
No I'm not. It's totally illegal so showing my face or selling videos is not worth the added risk. i'm very low profile about this.
FeminismsCancer said:
Solitarian_Walker said:
The proverbial knee-jerk reaction. Believe me, the zoophile forum mocks incels too as I tried to bring up there how even here acceptance for it seems very low. I'm actually marginalised on two fronts lol.
On another note, nobody here seems to find sex robots or dolls strange.
Mare pussy is REAL female pussy. Robots/dolls are the line I'll never cross as it's all fake. And trannies, I can't even...
FeminismsCancer said:
can't you just take a crotch shot and upload it on some zoo porn site?
I don't think the authorities care much bout mares anyway. A human penis is like a pinky to a mare lool
saddupbro said:
A crotch shot alone is even YouTube-safe, zooporn involves a human having intercourse or fingering etc...
The authorities have been cracking down on zoophilia since the last few years. It used to be legal almost everywhere but now isn't. Just LOL at red pill neo-masculinity sites (Roosh V I'm looking at you) who claim that liberals will legalise paedophilia because of gay rights lol.
They often cited zoophilia as the last closet to be legalised before it. Wrong! The law actually hardened.
Whereas right wingers are opposed to zoophilia based on knee-jerk religious morals, liberals are opposed to it coz muh rape.
I can attest to the fact that you can't rape a mare. If you tried when she refuses you she'd kick you to oblivion.
My initiation to sex with a mare was because she invited me to do it with the infamous 'pussy wink' that mares in heat typically display. She was literally looking over her shoulder at me with a 'will you please fuck me?' look and squirting and winking her pussy. It made me horny af and I thought, heck, why not and the rest is history.
FeminismsCancer said:
I mean, just a close up of you banging that pussy without showing your face.
FeminismsCancer said:
Huh. Don't they have better things to do?
FeminismsCancer said:
Hahaha. that's true.
FeminismsCancer said:
I don't think she realized that a human would answer the call.
saddupbro said:
I have no incentive to do this unless I could make money but that opens up more legal ramifications lol. I already have to fence hop as the mares aren't mine. I do this late at night so there's poor lighting for a camera.
I'd opt for a platypus or a horse instead. Heard they're tighter if you know what I'm talkin' about.
FeminismsCancer said:
haha, so you're a Mr. Hands type.
get a flashlight I guess.
saddupbro said:
And attract unneeded attention lol
What's mr hands?
FeminismsCancer said:
haha, yeah, that would interrupt your sex life.
Classic internet shock story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
There's a video of him getting murdered by the horse too.
saddupbro said:
Oh I'm not passive and don't deal with stallion dicks. Only females.
saddupbro said:
Oh I'm not passive and don't deal with stallion dicks. Only females.
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you already know inceltears are going crazy to this entire thread
Captvic said:
yeah. post the link if you find it.
Captvic said:
So many girls let their dog fuck them so they're misplaced to judge us. A girl will choose a dog over an incel any time of the day.
Imagine a horse rejecting you for Chad
Life ends when you start Norwooding
This is exactly it
This is exactly it
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rotandrise said:
fakecel, jk but are you ugly? was she hot?
TrumpGigaChad said:
I would rope on the spot, no questions, just rope
Lol, if you want to fuck a goat just do it, no need to wait all that time. But if you want to fuck an actual women just go to a prostitute because that's all we can get.
wtf you people need to kill yourselves, why abuse the poor animals that have nothing to do with your miserable existence. I seriously encourage your suicides, it'll be a relief for you.
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Classic_Jarvis said:
aspie alart
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw[/video]
The older I get the more that I realized that the guys in the middle east got life all figured out.
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