JFL If I Could Be A Foid For A Day (inspired by Johnny Rebel's "If I Could Be A Nigger For A Day")

[Feminism Sucks!]

I would like to start this thread with a dedication to Dr. Hendrik Verwoerd, may his memory be a blessing, may the Lord avenge his blood. Let's just make it clear that I do not endorse the behavior described in this parody, I wrote this parody to criticize the behavior of sorWHORity girls.

Hello, I'm Feminism Sucks! For a long time we've listened to these foids pitch a fit, 'bout their hard times, and 'gina tingles.
Well, ain't that the pits? So I think I'll take me an imaginary trip, and try to be a foid for a day.

If I could be a foid for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take the pill all night and let the wageslaves pay
If I could be a foid for a day

Now for one full day, a foid I could be
The first thing I'd do is join a sorWHORity
And I'd let drunken Chads shoot their loads inside me
If I could be a foid for a day

Now I wouldn't buy my drinks, 'cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to Planned Parenthood like all the cumslurpers do
If I could be a foid for a day

Oh, If I could be a foid for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take the pill all night and let the wageslaves pay
If I could be a foid for a day

Now when I get into that sorWHORity house of Delta Smegma Slutta
Chad would cum on my face like it's bread a chef would butter
And post on OnlyFans, much to the shame of my grandmother
If I could be a foid for a day

And then me and my sisters would haze the freshman boys
We'd cross so many lines, we should be behind bars
But we could get away with it, 'cause foids is what we are
If I could be a foid for a day

Oh, If I could be a foid for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take the pill all night and let the wageslaves pay
If I could be a foid for a day

And when I need something, I'd flash my tits so that a simp would buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me, you know that I'd deny it
And I'd call my sorWHORity sisters, they'd come and start a riot
If I could be a foid for a day

But I can't be a foid, and I don't really have to be
'Cause slut, let me tell you, it's plain and simple to see
If I was you for a day, I'd be toying with me
So I don't want to be a foid for a day

I don't want to be a foid for a day
I don't want to live my life the easy way
I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
'Cause I'll never be a foid for a day
No, I'll never be a foid for a day!

I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.​

 

[nirvanacowboy]

We need to make this into a real thing.

 

[Feminism Sucks!]

We need to make this into a real thing.

Someone who knows how to use AI singing voices should make all the big celebrities (MJ, Bruno, Ye, etc...) sing it

I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid​

 

[VλREN]

LoL

 

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