If I ascend in 2 years, was I ever an incel?

[THE TRUE CHONKLER]

I feel it in my bones, I am going to ascend, I want it too much and this year I will try my hardest in proportion to what I am to get (a girlfriend, which comes naturally to everyone but me)

Will it be a rare ascension, or was I fakecel all along?

If I do ascend I will attribute it to luck and divine intervention.

I can't and wont go by whole life without a girlfriend, its not possible

 

[THE TRUE CHONKLER]

 

[chudjak]

I curse you to not ascend

 

[NeverGetUp]

Did you forget? Nothing ever happens

 

[THE TRUE CHONKLER]

I curse you to not ascend

 

[Flagellum_Dei]

Just keep grinding, keep hustlin bro

 

[VPSCel]

 

[kaijicel]

Good luck

 

[NIKOCADO AVOCADO]

Jokes aside, from your other post, this is your last chance, if you ascend, good for you.

However, always keep in mind, the perfect love tale doesn't exist.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

No ascension for your face.

 

[lechad]

Did you forget? Nothing ever happens