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Serious If escorts enjoy your company, you probably can get regular (non-paid) sex

Of Manlets and Men

Of Manlets and Men

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All of my escortcelling experiences have been pretty much the same - starfish sex, she wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, and she can't even pretend to hide her physical unattraction to me. Yet I've seen stories and "reviews" by supposed incels where the escort actually enjoyed being with them or made an emotional connection with them or some shit like that. If that's the case then you're probably good looking enough to get sex the regular way.

I've heard stories about high-quality escorts who supposedly provide "the girlfriend experience," but they cost thousands of dollars, and also they're picky about their clients - basically if you're too ugly to get a girlfriend in real life, they won't take you. They only provide the service to those who don't actually need it, just like banks only lend money to people who don't need it. Clown world.

So basically sub-6 rule applies - if you're sub-6 the only sex you can ever get will be starfish, whether it be by escortcelling or betabuxxing. But if you get fun sex from an escort it probably means that you're at least 6/10 fakecel and have a chance at ascending.
 
If the prospect of getting regular (free) sex is even on the table you're probably :chad:. Sex workers are probably the LEAST likely people to let you ascend for free, because they have a gigantic pool of people to pick from, and a lot of them are probably better at fucking. I wouldn't waste my time on them tbh
 
I dunno. I wouldn't let yourself be swayed by perceived interest from sex workers. It's their job to make you feel wanted. I've heard some real ghost stories from escortcels. When it was time, she was amazing. Made 'em feel like kings. But when the money was paid and the time was up, she was sick of you.
 
Imagine believing this

Smug look wander ponder photo
 
All of my escortcelling experiences have been pretty much the same - starfish sex, she wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, and she can't even pretend to hide her physical unattraction to me. Yet I've seen stories and "reviews" by supposed incels where the escort actually enjoyed being with them or made an emotional connection with them or some shit like that. If that's the case then you're probably good looking enough to get sex the regular way.

I've heard stories about high-quality escorts who supposedly provide "the girlfriend experience," but they cost thousands of dollars, and also they're picky about their clients - basically if you're too ugly to get a girlfriend in real life, they won't take you. They only provide the service to those who don't actually need it, just like banks only lend money to people who don't need it. Clown world.

So basically sub-6 rule applies - if you're sub-6 the only sex you can ever get will be starfish, whether it be by escortcelling or betabuxxing. But if you get fun sex from an escort it probably means that you're at least 6/10 fakecel and have a chance at ascending.

I think you made the mistake of paying them BEFORE sex.

You pay them after. You would get better sex.
 
I fucking wish lol.

Maybe some escorts are just better and more friendly?
 
If sex workers consider you as a long term client you are probably not bad.
 
Honestly I think you just got shitty escorts.
 
You can get a realistic GFE in Southeast Asia for $80-100 but I'd rather fuck a doll.

List of STDs you can get from only wrapping up for the final act (uncovered blowjobs):
Everything except for HIV. Some people say they got HIV from unprotected oral, too. Science is out on that one.

If you give a female oral sex, mouth to vagina, that opens the risk to everything.

List of STDs you can get while using condoms for everything:
Herpes
Scabies
Syphlis

Prostitutes = disgusting. Literally you are having sex with a dirty toilet.
 
They do it for the money
 
It's not free sex, it's "buy 10 get 2 for free!!!" just to keep you as a customer.
 
No they want repeat customers
 
I dunno. I wouldn't let yourself be swayed by perceived interest from sex workers. It's their job to make you feel wanted. I've heard some real ghost stories from escortcels. When it was time, she was amazing. Made 'em feel like kings. But when the money was paid and the time was up, she was sick of you.

Based. Same here tbh.
No they want repeat customers
 
They only provide the service to those who don't actually need it, just like banks only lend money to people who don't need it. Clown world.

Radius of Andromeda IQ.

:feelsclown:
 
You have to be severely mentally incapacitated to even think of such thing

Blue pilled delusions are powerful.

Imagine taking the time to write a review about experiencing a cum repository so other men can insert their cash into the repository like It's some fucking vending machine.

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I think you made the mistake of paying them BEFORE sex.

You pay them after. You would get better sex.

Sometimes its not your choice xD
 
This is like the dude who believes the stripper is really into him, isn't it?

I've done my share of escorting, but generally they put on a decent show at first if they want repeat business. Perhaps I'm not as ugly as I think I am due to the fact that some of you claim escorts reject you based on looks. They always claim they would be into me if no money was exchanged. L OH FUCKING L.

Maybe I have a decent personality once they get to know me, but with sub8 looks no one without money is going to bother.
 
I tried few SEA hookers and the experience was meh - they were not into it emotionally but not much disgusted either. Prob because I'am white, but still below average. Over.

But once a Philippines taxi driver offered me his daughters "for sale" - started showing me pictures asking do I want to merry them, lol, presumably becoming their White Sponsor. They were all like 2..3/10 monkey low IQ face expression goblins though, I'am like 3.5..4/10 so no, thank you - better incel than desperate shit like this I thought back then.
They always claim they would be into me if no money was exchanged.

Probably you are not that bad then, but its still over in a sense you either fk prostututes or becoming a cuck sponsor for post wall "lady"..

< 8/10 = no normal life
 
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This is like the dude who believes the stripper is really into him, isn't it?

I've done my share of escorting, but generally they put on a decent show at first if they want repeat business. Perhaps I'm not as ugly as I think I am due to the fact that some of you claim escorts reject you based on looks. They always claim they would be into me if no money was exchanged. L OH FUCKING L.

Maybe I have a decent personality once they get to know me, but with sub8 looks no one without money is going to bother.
you might be a 5/10. But 5/10 = incel as fuck these days
 
I think you made the mistake of paying them BEFORE sex.

You pay them after. You would get better sex.
nah that is BS too.
 

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