If Allah allows me to enter paradise then

[Sexless incel]

I will live a new life, a better life. I will have my own virgin Giga Stacie’s who have no other life purpose than to make me happy, my own slaves who have to obey me, bring me food and everything.
A palace, cute pets and eternal happiness.
I will be able to wish everything i want and every wish will be granted.
There will be no suffering, no pain, only happiness and the happiness will increase every day.
I will have everything that i wanted to have in this world but i wasn’t even allowed to come near enough of it to sniff it.

InshaAllah

That’s why i don’t care that much about my current life.

 

[hondas2000cel]

No paradise for your face. But yea, I hope there is some sort of afterlife that’s not so gay and shitty, guess there’s only one way to find out

 

[Sexless incel]

No paradise for your face. But yea, I hope there is some sort of afterlife that’s not so gay and shitty, guess there’s only one way to find out

You have nothing to lose. If there isn’t a paradise, your life in this world is useless anyway, you will die, everyone you know will die and you won’t even exist anymore, never again, you won’t be able to think.

But if it’s true, you better serve god now, before it’s too late.

 

[AsiaCel]

Do you believe in jihadmaxxing to go to paradise?

 

[Sexless incel]

Do you believe in jihadmaxxing to go to paradise?

I believe in fucking your mother to breed more of my kind

 

[Incline]

I will live a new life, a better life. I will have my own virgin Giga Stacie’s who have no other life purpose than to make me happy, my own slaves who have to obey me, bring me food and everything.
A palace, cute pets and eternal happiness.
I will be able to wish everything i want and every wish will be granted.
There will be no suffering, no pain, only happiness and the happiness will increase every day.
I will have everything that i wanted to have in this world but i wasn’t even allowed to come near enough of it to sniff it.

InshaAllah

That’s why i don’t care that much about my current life.

You are a fakecel if you are a practicting muslim.

If you are still alive you are literally fakecel according to your own logic. You have 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven if you become a martyr for Islam and carry out a Jihad but you are coping here on this website no respect.

Either you are a muslim and Jihadmaxx or you are just larping not a muslim.

 

[CroatianManlet]

Just pray to jewllah theory

 

[Magicmirror]

im an allahAbkarcel when i was 9 years old they put me in the mosque for 8 hours a day on the fucking weekends and made me memorise the fucking quran by heart and if you didnt then the teacher would beat you with a fucking stick. even the teacher assistant beat us for fun when you did nothing wrong and he was like 15-16

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Muhammad was the redpill grifter of the 7th century. Promises a bunch of disenfranchised incels endless pussy once they get to heaven if they follow him and fight for Allah. Meanwhile Muhammad gets all the actual pussy and has 11 wifes and gets first dibs on the best slave pussy. Every muslim is a coping retard who is getting cucked from the past by the based conman Muhammad.

 

[Asgard]

I believe in fucking your mother to breed more of my kind

hey, that's so rude brocel!

 

[Asgard]

Just pray to jewllah theory

I pray to the skies so soyciety can get destroyed sooner or later

 

[Sexless incel]

You are a fakecel if you are a practicting muslim.

If you are still alive you are literally fakecel according to your own logic. You have 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven if you become a martyr for Islam and carry out a Jihad but you are coping here on this website no respect.

Either you are a muslim and Jihadmaxx or you are just larping not a muslim.

Literally mentally retarded

 

[Sexless incel]

Just pray to jewllah theory

Low IQ

 

[Sexless incel]

im an allahAbkarcel when i was 9 years old they put me in the mosque for 8 hours a day on the fucking weekends and made me memorise the fucking quran by heart and if you didnt then the teacher would beat you with a fucking stick. even the teacher assistant beat us for fun when you did nothing wrong and he was like 15-16

I was beaten too. But that’s the way. You won’t become a man without getting beaten.

 

[currycel⁰]

Based Sunni Muslim cel I hope those slav animals nuke each other while im praying fajr one day inshallah

 

[Sexless incel]

Based Sunni Muslim cel I hope those slav animals nuke each other while im praying fajr one day inshallah

InshaAllah

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Allah is a kiddie diddler @idk125 would agree

 

[manletogre]

I believe in fucking your mother to breed more of my kind

 

[Sexless incel]

Allah is a kiddie diddler @idk125 would agree

Cope

 

[MevsEarthpopulation]

Muhammad was the redpill grifter of the 7th century. Promises a bunch of disenfranchised incels endless pussy once they get to heaven if they follow him and fight for Allah. Meanwhile Muhammad gets all the actual pussy and has 11 wifes and gets first dibs on the best slave pussy. Every muslim is a coping retard who is getting cucked from the past by the based conman Muhammad.

its really weird how they link afterlife bliss with women somehow, why the fuck i need virigin women give me some insane experience/ power/ knowledge/ visuals instead even funnier because Islam really shows more of a hostilty towards women in general because they tend to fuck up more than men and end up in hell more often according by their prophets/books etc (hence that why they have stricter rules for foids)

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I believe in fucking your mother to breed more of my kind

"Breed"...typical.