If that woman hypothetically existed, this is as far as it would go between us:
Girl: Hey anon, I want to know about your past.
Me: Uhh yeah, so I spent my entire life since I was a teen basically rotting in bed, lying in bed with my laptop up to 16 hours a day, then going to sleep and repeating the cycle. Ohh I was also an alcoholic for a while and ruined my life in 50 fucking ways How about you?
Girl: Hey anon, what are your interests, what cool skills do you have?
Me: Uhh ... I don't really like anything. My brain is pretty much mush from laying in bed wasting time on the internet for all these years.
Girl: Hey anon, I want to know your friends!
Me: Uhh, I never had any friends. Actually I have various mental illnesses that make me want to avoid human interaction as much as possible. Ohh, and can we not go out, ever? Every time I leave the house I dread running into one of the many people that might recognize me and might remember my many embarrassing and humiliating moments.
P.S: I could lie, but lying about every single aspect of your life is next to impossible. I mean, she'd notice the fact that I have no friends and never go out eventually.
Girl: Hey anon, I want to know about your past.
Me: Uhh yeah, so I spent my entire life since I was a teen basically rotting in bed, lying in bed with my laptop up to 16 hours a day, then going to sleep and repeating the cycle. Ohh I was also an alcoholic for a while and ruined my life in 50 fucking ways How about you?
Girl: Hey anon, what are your interests, what cool skills do you have?
Me: Uhh ... I don't really like anything. My brain is pretty much mush from laying in bed wasting time on the internet for all these years.
Girl: Hey anon, I want to know your friends!
Me: Uhh, I never had any friends. Actually I have various mental illnesses that make me want to avoid human interaction as much as possible. Ohh, and can we not go out, ever? Every time I leave the house I dread running into one of the many people that might recognize me and might remember my many embarrassing and humiliating moments.
P.S: I could lie, but lying about every single aspect of your life is next to impossible. I mean, she'd notice the fact that I have no friends and never go out eventually.
