Serious If a genie was to ask me for 3 wishes I'd fuck any women I want.

[Deleted member 36467]

First wish. Any foid will want to fuck me.

Age doesn't matter, just needs a pussy.
Notice that 'the foid WANTS TO FUCK ME' and not 'I CAN FUCK ANY FOID'. This is so they won't be claiming it was rape if they wanted to do it in the first place

Second wish. I can teleport anyone to my location and back.

It would be inconvenient for me to hunt that person and simply waste precious time which could have been used to fuck another.

Third wish. I will live until I'm the last human alive.

I will be immortal and free off STDs and make it my mission to fuck all women across millennias.

I would first start off with IncelTear foids and feminists.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Consent is cringe.
I think it would be funnier to be invisible and immaterial partially and at command and nut in/on women like a cheeky ghost

 

[Deleted member 36467]

Consent is cringe.
I think it would be funnier to be invisible and nut in/on women like a cheeky ghost

 

[Deleted member 27768]

Id ask for superpowers and use them to @nukethisgayearth tbh

 

[Deleted member 36666]

I mean, you could also have the ability to stop time or have mind control.
The first works pretty much the same as the invisibility, but you could do a lot more sophisticated sexual harassment pranks.
Remember that funny greentext where a guy imagines cumming on a woman frozen in time so much that she's get covered in tonnes of goo to the point she can't ever possibly get out?

For real for real though, you need to ask for something grounded and realistic, most superpowers are useless since they would make you bored quite fast or make your life a cakewalk.
Super intelligence, peak physique and access to a multibillion dollar fund seem relatively balanced.

 

[Deleted member 36467]

I mean, you could also have the ability to stop time or have mind control.
The first works pretty much the same as the invisibility, but you could do a lot more sophisticated sexual harassment pranks.
Remember that funny greentext where a guy imagines cumming on a woman frozen in time so much that she's get covered in tonnes of goo to the point she can't ever possibly get out?

That would funny. I could ruin this entire world in the process by passing my subhuman genes to everyone.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

That would funny. I could ruin this entire world in the process by passing my subhuman genes to everyone.

Now I remember that the authorities would try to stop you though, since there would be an investigation into anomalous pregnancies for sure. They'd collect the DNA and would narrow you down, and I think the scientists would also try to ambush you in some form.
Tbh, it would honestly be a good challenge.
You could technically ask the genie for anonymous DNA sperm or for even something more advanced, like phasing powers.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

ultimately with a genie there are 3 main things you want:

Power, life, and something that the last 2 can't get (superpower or something)

To get power (and by that end wealth) you can just wish to have mind control. That solves literally all your problems in life, except for life itself. So your second wish should be immortiality. Then your third wish can be whatever like a superpower.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

ultimately with a genie there are 3 main things you want:

Power, life, and something that the last 2 can't get (superpower or something)

To get power (and by that end wealth) you can just wish to have mind control. That solves literally all your problems in life, except for life itself. So your second wish should be immortiality. Then your third wish can be whatever like a superpower.

Mind control would make things too easy, and if it's permanent or too strong you pretty much risk breaking a person completely. That would be a shitty life.
Immortality can also be cursed, since you could technically outlive humanity, life and the universe itself. If genie is evil he will fuck you over on this.

 

[Deleted member 36467]

Now I remember that the authorities would try to stop you though, since there would be an investigation into anomalous pregnancies for sure. They'd collect the DNA and would narrow you down, and I think the scientists would also try to ambush you in some form.
Tbh, it would honestly be a good challenge.
You could technically ask the genie for anonymous DNA sperm or for even something more advanced, like phasing powers.

 

[BrettyBoy]

1. ALL women I come across let me do whatever I please with them, life time wise.

2. Inability to feel ANY type of physical pain.

3. Immortality.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

1. ALL women I come across let me do whatever I please with them, life time wise.

2. Inability to feel ANY type of physical pain.

3. Immortality.

1. You could still get repercussions if you get caught doing ratchet shit, that power would also not work well in public.
2. Pain is an important bodily function, it tells you what is wrong.
3. Immortality doesn't necessarily equate to constant good health, you should specify things.

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Just ask for:
1º omnipotence

It's the most busted wish you can ask for a genie because it allows you to do anything as long as you can think it. You have powers you can't even imagine, and when you imagine them, you have them.

Asking mundane stuff like: "oh I want foids to like me teehee" is just one of the small perks of being omnipotent. You can just play God and make politicians say very inpolitically correct shit hahaha, you can create whatever foid you like with the personality you like, whatever you want. You can even just be a normal human and live a normal life if that's your wish too.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Just ask for:
1º omnipotence

It's the most busted wish you can ask for a genie because it allows you to do anything as long as you can think it. You have powers you can't even imagine, and when you imagine them, you have them.

Asking mundane stuff like: "oh I want foids to like me teehee" is just one of the small perks of being omnipotent. You can just play God and make politicians say very inpolitically correct shit hahaha, you can create whatever foid you like with the personality you like, whatever you want. You can even just be a normal human and live a normal life if that's your wish too.

That's technically the correct answer, but it could easily backfire, since you're too powerful to even be yourself. What if you accidentally use your power to irreversibly lose your power? Then you're fucked.
Let's say you keep fucking around and then you wish youself to become a deer, then you would lose all your mental faculties and just become that animal.

 

[fullplateCurry]

we will always be ugly, genie doesn't exists

 

[Saint Cho]

Wish #1 Deactivatable Immortality

Wish #2 Teleportation Ability

Wish #3 Gigachad Looks

That's technically the correct answer, but it could easily backfire, since you're too powerful to even be yourself. What if you accidentally use your power to irreversibly lose your power? Then you're fucked.
Let's say you keep fucking around and then you wish youself to become a deer, then you would lose all your mental faculties and just become that animal.

Could just make omniscience power #2 then. But at this point, you're literally God, and I'm not sure that'd be much fun.

 

[Deleted member 36467]

we will always be ugly, genie doesn't exists

let me cope alright

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

That's technically the correct answer, but it could easily backfire, since you're too powerful to even be yourself. What if you accidentally use your power to irreversibly lose your power? Then you're fucked.
Let's say you keep fucking around and then you wish youself to become a deer, then you would lose all your mental faculties and just become that animal.

Well you can prevent it by thinking or saying: "My omnipotence and consciousness will not be lost under any circumstances no matter what unless I make a specific counterrule to override this one." And then be carefree with whatever you do.

Since you are omnipotent, everything can be no matter the physical laws, so you can be powerful and still look human if that's your thing.

 

[kanyepilled]

honestly just give me a lot of money, that's all i'd need and i'd be playing gta irl

 

[fullplateCurry]

let me cope alright

Yeah I realised I should not ruin the fun, carry on

 

[Deleted member 35725]

1. Immortality.

2. The ability to consistently and reliably get laid and get into relationships with foids.

3. Abolish all Feminism, agecuckery, and white-knightism.

In that order.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Well you can prevent it by thinking or saying: "My omnipotence and consciousness will not be lost under any circumstances no matter what unless I make a specific counterrule to override this one." And then be carefree with whatever you do.

Since you are omnipotent, everything can be no matter the physical laws, so you can be powerful and still look human if that's your thing.

Wait, I'm also pretty sure that Genie wouldn't agree to it, since it's just like asking for more wishes.
You need to stick to 3 things.

Wish #1 Deactivatable Immortality

Wish #2 Teleportation Ability

Wish #3 Gigachad Looks

Could just make omniscience power #2 then. But at this point, you're literally God, and I'm not sure that'd be much fun.

A lot of powers would be boring after a short while. It's like playing a video game with cheats on easy difficulty, unless it's a fun gameplay modifier it won't work.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

I wish I had the power of the guy from this pornhwa called "Sweet Guy". Basically if you make any sort of physical contact with women it gets them horny for you, prolonged exposure makes them even hornier. It would also spice up things a bit, rather than them just wanting to fuck you. Sounds too bland to me tbh ngl

 

[Deleted member 36666]

1. Immortality.

2. The ability to consistently and reliably get laid and get into relationships with foids.

3. Abolish all Feminism, agecuckery, and white-knightism.

In that order.

1. Genie will fuck you by making you an undying corpse, you need to specify that you want stable good health.
2. They're women. You'll get bored very fast.
3. Our current society is too intertwined with those, removing them would collapse it immediately, since the alternatives are still weak. When you remove the foundation, everything goes down.

honestly just give me a lot of money, that's all i'd need and i'd be playing gta irl

It would be better to pick a power that is guaranteed to earn you money legitimately. Genie could fuck you over by just giving you wads of random cash, the Feds would probably arrest you.

 

[kanyepilled]

It would be better to pick a power that is guaranteed to earn you money legitimately. Genie could fuck you over by just giving you wads of random cash, the Feds would probably arrest you.

i thought about that, would just have the genie rewrite history or some shit so this nigga jeff bezos dies and anonymously has only me in his will and i get all his money

 

[Deleted member 36666]

i thought about that, would just have the genie rewrite history or some shit so this nigga jeff bezos dies and anonymously has only me in his will and i get all his money

I get what you are saying, but I will be a nerd again. Amazon is a public company, you can't pull any of this shit anonymously.
Plus his estate will sue you to challenge the irregularities in his will.

 

[Deleted member 36467]

I get what you are saying, but I will be a nerd again. Amazon is a public company, you can't pull any of this shit anonymously.
Plus his estate will sue you to challenge the irregularities in his will.

You just can't win in this world can you

 

[Italian Incel]

Just ask for:
1º omnipotence

It's the most busted wish you can ask for a genie because it allows you to do anything as long as you can think it. You have powers you can't even imagine, and when you imagine them, you have them.

Asking mundane stuff like: "oh I want foids to like me teehee" is just one of the small perks of being omnipotent. You can just play God and make politicians say very inpolitically correct shit hahaha, you can create whatever foid you like with the personality you like, whatever you want. You can even just be a normal human and live a normal life if that's your wish too.

mega high IQ , I will ask for the same thing

 

[FlyFace]

1. I want Chaos Raptor power armour and a Chaos Raptor battalion at my command. The screaming of our jets will be the last thing my enemies hear as their faces get melted and their bodies get broken.

2. The power to make any females body parts(tits, ass, thighs) grow(or shrink) in size. It'll be fun messing with their genetics in real time and seeing them suffer their hard work that they spend their lives acquiring going to waste.

3. Complete and total control over the earth, the totality of it will become my slaves to abuse however I want, a lucky few of them becoming my mind broken security service. And if I feel bored have a war with them all where I would win of course.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Mind control would make things too easy,

thats the point

and if it's permanent or too strong you pretty much risk breaking a person completely. That would be a shitty life.

OK??? U have 7.8 billion other ppl.

Immortality can also be cursed, since you could technically outlive humanity, life and the universe itself. If genie is evil he will fuck you over on this.

Not really. I mean climate change (if its even real) and nuclear ww3 isn't gonna work because you can just brainwash, basically having the world under an invincible authoritarian (you) forever. Who's gonna set off the nukes?

Besides that the universes natural death is what? In like 700000 billion years? OK, mind control all the soyentists and gtfo. You could make a literal eugenic superhuman society full of 6'9 200 IQ individuals in that time frame and still have billions of years left over.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

You just can't win in this world can you

Yes, even fantasy scenarios are very easy to ruin.

thats the point

OK??? U have 7.8 billion other ppl.

Not really. I mean climate change (if its even real) and nuclear ww3 isn't gonna work because you can just brainwash, basically having the world under an invincible authoritarian (you) forever. Who's gonna set off the nukes?

Besides that the universes natural death is what? In like 700000 billion years? OK, mind control all the soyentists and gtfo. You could make a literal eugenic superhuman society full of 6'9 200 IQ individuals in that time frame and still have billions of years left over.

If the people are smart enough to reach singularity they can sure as hell get rid of your control. You should at least try to be a benevolent leader.

mega high IQ , I will ask for the same thing

You can't ask for more wishes.

1. I want Chaos Raptor power armour and a Chaos Raptor battalion at my command. The screaming of our jets will be the last thing my enemies hear as their faces get melted and their bodies get broken.
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2. The power to make any females body parts(tits, ass, thighs) grow(or shrink) in size. It'll be fun messing with their genetics in real time and seeing them suffer their hard work that they spend their lives acquiring going to waste.

3. Complete and total control over the earth, the totality of it will become my slaves to abuse however I want, a lucky few of them becoming my mind broken security service. And if I feel bored have a war with them all where I would win of course.

Based.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Just ask for:
1º omnipotence

It's the most busted wish you can ask for a genie because it allows you to do anything as long as you can think it. You have powers you can't even imagine, and when you imagine them, you have them.

Asking mundane stuff like: "oh I want foids to like me teehee" is just one of the small perks of being omnipotent. You can just play God and make politicians say very inpolitically correct shit hahaha, you can create whatever foid you like with the personality you like, whatever you want. You can even just be a normal human and live a normal life if that's your wish too.

you as a human being are unable to even begin to comprehend omnipotence. Maybe if you had one wish ok go for it. But wishing for omnipotence or an incomprehensible power is nuts. You probably would actually die of brain-overdose considering you now know everything's everything, which a human body cannot endure.

My wish (Mind control then immortality) is the closest you're gonna get to comprehendible omnipotence. You can't just wish that. It might not even exist as a thing or be possible to gain. If you believe in a god then you will become that god, which means that you probably won't be a physical form like god. If you don't believe in god you won't get anything because omnipotence is a power that doesn't exist.

If the people are smart enough to reach singularity they can sure as hell get rid of your control. You should at least try to be a benevolent leader.

Why would they? You have them under mind control. There is no unrest. This isn't a movie where if you bring me kryptonite i lose my mind control power and the world gets un-brainwashed. It's infinite mind control. If I burnt 99% of people alive I would still have a 100% approval rating cuz I have mind control.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

you as a human being are unable to even begin to comprehend omnipotence. Maybe if you had one wish ok go for it. But wishing for omnipotence or an incomprehensible power is nuts. You probably would actually die of brain-overdose considering you now know everything's everything, which a human body cannot endure.

My wish (Mind control then immortality) is the closest you're gonna get to comprehendible omnipotence. You can't just wish that. It might not even exist as a thing or be possible to gain. If you believe in a god then you will become that god, which means that you probably won't be a physical form like god. If you don't believe in god you won't get anything because omnipotence is a power that doesn't exist.

Why would they? You have them under mind control. There is no unrest. This isn't a movie where if you bring me kryptonite i lose my mind control power and the world gets un-brainwashed. It's infinite mind control. If I burnt 99% of people alive I would still have a 100% approval rating cuz I have mind control.

Our own society is extremely brainwashed. It grows more and more totalitarian each fucking day, and yet people still try to resist.
If your mind-control is that powerful, all your interactions would just suck. If it's all one-sided, why not just imagine it now? That's boring.
What if, due to evolution, humans just stop being humans? You will be a lonely ape on a planet that's not yours. Maybe your powers will break too, leaving you with absolutely nothing.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Our own society is extremely brainwashed. It grows more and more totalitarian each fucking day, and yet people still try to resist.

Yeah but that's different from someone getting into your mind and mind controlling you. If anything that's a testament. The majority of people are onboard with the NWO, and the NWO doesn't even have the power to magically mind control.

If your mind-control is that powerful, all your interactions would just suck. If it's all one-sided, why not just imagine it now? That's boring.

I mean yeah but it's the best wish objectively.

What if, due to evolution, humans just stop being humans?

I mean can't you theoretically guide evolution? If I was in this scenario I would. We'd always be humans, but I would revert the human race back to what aryans were like 6,000 years ago, huge giants and high iq.

You can choose who breeds with who, idk you can guide evolution.

You will be a lonely ape on a planet that's not yours.

yeah it is cuz mind control

Maybe your powers will break too, leaving you with absolutely nothing.

if your powers break its over, but wishes don't break

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Yeah but that's different from someone getting into your mind and mind controlling you. If anything that's a testament. The majority of people are onboard with the NWO, and the NWO doesn't even have the power to magically mind control.

I mean yeah but it's the best wish objectively.

I mean can't you theoretically guide evolution? If I was in this scenario I would. We'd always be humans, but I would revert the human race back to what aryans were like 6,000 years ago, huge giants and high iq.

You can choose who breeds with who, idk you can guide evolution.

yeah it is cuz mind control

if your powers break its over, but wishes don't break

Ok, but what if population collapses due to something completely unpredictable? Asteroids, plague, whatever.
Or maybe you fuck something up and everybody dies? What will you do then?
Due to immortality, you can't even do suicide, so that would be quite a pickle.

 

[Deleted member 34772]

Just gimmie the death note and chad looks. Would be lifefuel to be undefeatable gigachad.

 

[Underwrld]

Just gimmie the death note and chad looks. Would be lifefuel to be undefeatable gigachad.

Giga based, I’d also add wealth but with the death note that might not be needed

 

[PPEcel]

I would first start off with IncelTear foids and feminists.

They're trannies

 

[Deleted member 34772]

Jfl incel burned this normie in the comments

 

[Deleted member 6214]

I'd ask for Chad looks

And a lot of money

 

[Deleted member 2059]

I'd ask for chad looks and go back in time to the start of my teenage years with the knowledge I have now.

 

[Kaptain Kirk]

First wish: I wish more ten wishes.

Second wish: I wish my intelligence increases so I can make a decision with a brighter mind.

Three wish: I wish everything I'm about to wish works in my favor so that this genie doesn't screw my life for a lack of interpretation (for example, I could say I don't want to be hungry and he kills me because dead people don't need to eat, etc).

The other wishes, I'd choose with time...

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Ok, but what if population collapses due to something completely unpredictable? Asteroids, plague, whatever.

can't we predict asteroids? And if a plague happened i doubt itd take out the world, especially if u have everyone under control. Just tell them to mask up and take the vax unironically

Or maybe you fuck something up and everybody dies? What will you do then?
Due to immortality, you can't even do suicide, so that would be quite a pickle.

Yeah then it's over and your eternal life is ruined.

 

[Deleted member 36467]

To update the 3 wishes:

1. mind control
2. deactivatable immortality
3. teleportation

I can't think of any 3 that would be better.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I wish I could be myself and have the same privileges Chad has just for being born

 

[Deleted member 36467]

I wish I could be myself and have the same privileges Chad has just for being born

unironically

 

[MuddyBuddy]

Meh. I would trade one of those wishes for either 10/10 looks or unlimited money. You can fuck any woman you want with those anyway and get other benefits too.

 

[SirIncel]

Imagine wishing for immortality and then getting a lifetime prison sentence.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I'd just wish the world and universe never existed. We all return to the dark void.

 

[Meus]

Cucked and cringe.

You can wish for ANYTHING and you just want to get your dick wet.