It's Over Ideal male childhood involves being molested by your babysitter and middle/high school teachers

[Total Imbecile]

Imagine youre a horny kiddo and your mother hires that hot next door neighbor girl to watch over you and you two fuck every time shes over

Then you start school and for 12 years straight your favorite teachers "take advantage of you"

This is literally what Chads childhood is like. Unfortunately none of these things happened to me, my family was too poor to afford a babysitter and because of that I couldnt develop into a gl Chad that wouldve made my teachers wanna give me extra sex ed hours. I missed out on whats supposed to be the hottest sex filled decade of your life and Ill never get it back

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Under 10, not really.... You dont get sexual attraction/drive until puberty, so it would be a waste. 11-15 would be the best time for this to happen (beginning stages of puberty).

 

[FrothySolutions]

I think most young men, despite their best hopes, don't get molested in school. I agree, if it only could've happened to me I wouldn't be lamenting my inceldom today.

 

[Midwestcel]

Imagine youre a horny kiddo and your mother hires that hot next door neighbor girl to watch over you and you two fuck every time shes over

Then you start school and for 12 years straight your favorite teachers "take advantage of you"

This is literally what Chads childhood is like. Unfortunately none of these things happened to me, my family was too poor to afford a babysitter and because of that I couldnt develop into a gl Chad that wouldve made my teachers wanna give me extra sex ed hours. I missed out on whats supposed to be the hottest sex filled decade of your life and Ill never get it back

I wish when I was 14 some hot 20 something or 30 something foid put her hands down my pants and "molested" me. I would have kept coming back for more of the same.

Instead my only sexual experiences was wet dreams and jacking off to porn. But according to IT cucks, that's healthier and preferable to having an enjoyable sexual experience with a flesh and blood female I find attractive simply because she was a certain age. If a hot 25 year old foid touched my 14 year old dick, apparently it would have left me traumatized.

The truth is, it would today be a fond memory and if I ran into her and she was a hot MILF (if she was 25 when I was 14 she would be in her mid 40s now) I'd want to plow her one last time for old times sake.

 

[iKillCucks]

Yea i fuckin wish. Must be nice to live a life like that

 

[Mainländer]

Suicidefuel. I remember liking my 1st grade teacher. I wished she had cured my phimosis for me, using her mouth.

 

[iKillCucks]

I wish when I was 14 some hot 20 something or 30 something foid put her hands down my pants and "molested" me. I would have kept coming back for more of the same.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

I wish when I was 14 some hot 20 something or 30 something foid put her hands down my pants and "molested" me. I would have kept coming back for more of the same.

She clearly wanted to fuck you... CHAD OUT NOW
@knajjd @SergeantIncel @mental_out @Ryo_Hazuki @i_a_m_i @Master @cocksucker @WithoutMe
mods, everyone, you see this???

smh another day on chads.co... I'm getting tired of getting constantly mogged on an "incel" site. clown world.

Edit: according to the rules, bragging about sexual or romantic experiences is banned. What you posted is exactly that, buddy boyo

 

[Total Imbecile]

She clearly wanted to fuck you... CHAD OUT NOW
@knajjd @SergeantIncel @mental_out @Ryo_Hazuki @i_a_m_i @Master @cocksucker @WithoutMe
mods, everyone, you see this???

smh another day on chads.co... I'm getting tired of getting constantly mogged on an "incel" site. clown world.

Edit: according to the rules, bragging about sexual or romantic experiences is banned. What you posted is exactly that, buddy boyo

Fuuuck dont summon them in my thread, it never ends well

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Fuuuck dont summon them in my thread, it never ends well

Rip, didnt mean to do that. You should be fine though. You weren't a 14yo slayer unlike @Midwestcel

Also nothing else you posted seems to break any rules.

 

[Midwestcel]

Rip, didnt mean to do that. You should be fine though. You weren't a 14yo slayer unlike @Midwestcel

Also nothing else you posted seems to break any rules.

Clearly said I WISH....

Plus don't be a tattle tell. Its not a good look.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

my parents didn't love me enough to hire a babysitter. it was my Grandma but if she wasn't available they just left me home alone for like 10hrs while they were at work. I mean everything was fine and I enjoyed the time alone since I was jerking myself off for 8 of those 10 hours but yea in an ideal world I've have a hot babysitter feed me with her tits while sitting on my dick

Or not even a babysitter. My parents never even had girls from the neighborhood come home and keep me company. Plenty of other parents set up "play dates" for their children. Especially between boys & girls because secretly every parent wants their kids to start fucking young to live a normal, healthy lifestyle. My parents didn't even do that. I'm sure it's because they knew no girl would ever want to play with my ugly ass.

Such is life. Horrible.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

yea same this must be y im into shota hentai

 

[BrendioEEE]

Chads are more likely to get molested by homosexuals when they're a child, and thus become one themselves.

 

[Llama]

Probably doesnt happen too often, but not rare either

 

[Deleted member 22907]

It's every young boy's dream to have sex with an older woman

 

[streetlyte]

I had a highschool bro of mine lose his virginity when he was 13 to a 45 year old woman, dude became a slayer later in life and always talked about how amazing that was for him. I hate cucks who think that all young girls who get fucked by older men are victims automatically.

 

[Sheogorath]

yea same this must be y im into shota hentai

It's pretty great, right?

Juan Gotoh is god of this genre. Who is the 2nd-best though? Give me writer/artist names faggot.

 

[Deleted member 101]

Uhh little boys usually don't understand sex and aren't craving it until the start of puberty, so I think getting molested by a female, even if she were hot, would fuck me up mentally.

 

[speedtypingincel]

You dont get sexual attraction/drive until puberty

I don't think this would be the case. I remember since very little a lot of my peers were attracted to foid teachers.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

It's pretty great, right?

Juan Gotoh is god of this genre. Who is the 2nd-best though? Give me writer/artist names faggot.

dunno

 

[Deleted member 101]

I don't think this would be the case. I remember since very little a lot of my peers were attracted to foid teachers.

There's a difference between having an innocent crush that little kids will often have without really understanding anything and full out thinking about wanting to fuck someone.

 

[speedtypingincel]

There's a difference between having an innocent crush that little kids will often have without really understanding anything and full out thinking about wanting to fuck someone.

That's because we aren't exposed to porn since a young age. Have you heard of stories of nofappers being exposed to porn at age 7 and wanting to have sex after that? Evolutionarily humans never wore clothes... so when we were little we were exposed to the older males of the tribe fucking with the older females. I legit could remember that even at age 5 I wanted to have sex with women from the TV show Gata Salvaje.

 

[Deleted member 101]

That's because we aren't exposed to porn since a young age. Have you heard of stories of nofappers being exposed to porn at age 7 and wanting to have sex after that? Evolutionarily humans never wore clothes... so when we were little we were exposed to the older males of the tribe fucking with the older females. I legit could remember that even at age 5 I wanted to have sex with women from the TV show Gata Salvaje.

Even when I was first exposed to porn and even after I had "the talk" with my parents, I didn't start having feelings (as in romantic + sexual feelings) for girls until I was in middle school. Even then I don't think I started wanting a girlfriend until I was in 8th grade.

 

[speedtypingincel]

I didn't start having feelings (as in romantic + sexual feelings) for girls until I was in middle school.

All the boys I had talked to when I was in primary school at ages 6-10 felt some kind of attraction for a girl or one of our foid teachers. I won't say that you're lying, but you might have a low sex drive.

 

[Sheogorath]

Uhh little boys usually don't understand sex and aren't craving it until the start of puberty, so I think getting molested by a female, even if she were hot, would fuck me up mentally.

I understood sex and craved erotic contact with foids before puberty began, so I disagree with your assertion based on personal experience.

 

[Deleted member 101]

All the boys I had talked to when I was in primary school at ages 6-10 felt some kind of attraction for a girl or one of our foid teachers. I won't say that you're lying, but you might have a low sex drive.

Nah. I get horny as fuck several times a week, sometimes even more. I just wasn't really starting to feel that way until middle school.

 

[speedtypingincel]

I get horny as fuck several times a week

How often do you fap?

 

[Deleted member 101]

How often do you fap?

It honestly varies. Sometimes I've had weeks where I would jack off several times a day for a whole week, and other times I'd go a week without even caring or looking at porn.
I think I tend to be less horny whenever I'm depressed, tbh.

 

[Chimecho]

Imagine youre a horny kiddo and your mother hires that hot next door neighbor girl to watch over you and you two fuck every time shes over

Then you start school and for 12 years straight your favorite teachers "take advantage of you"

This is literally what Chads childhood is like. Unfortunately none of these things happened to me, my family was too poor to afford a babysitter and because of that I couldnt develop into a gl Chad that wouldve made my teachers wanna give me extra sex ed hours. I missed out on whats supposed to be the hottest sex filled decade of your life and Ill never get it back

I had no babysitter. When I was a kid I was looking at gamefaq guides for catching deoxys in ruby by doing stupid shit.

If I had to stay in school any longer then I did I would’ve fucken knocked myself.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I wish I was molested by a hot foid.