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WannabeKanga

Currycel, 164cm
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• Age must be 19-24
• Any race except nig
• Taller than 165cm
• 60% muscle mass and 40% body fat
• Weight should be 55kg to 65kg
• Any eye color
• Must do daily workout
• No social media account
• Body hair is fine except on arms and legs
• Hemoglobin levels above 13.5 mg/dl
• Ferritin levels above 100 ng/mL
• Good and regular period flow
• B12 levels above 500 pg/mL
• D3 levels above 40ng/mL
• WBC count must be normal
• RBC count above 4.5 million/microlitre
• RBC morphology must be normal
• No mucus in stool
• No IBS or any GI disorder
• Mild body odor is fine
• Less hair fall
• Must cook and clean
• Must be travel enthusiast
• Must be non political
• Must be good in science
 
Here comes IT to tell us that our standards too high and that we wouldn’t settle for an ugly fat woman.
 
I will take anything as long as she isn't fat, deformed, or very old.
 
Ignore all that shit
1. Anime
That's it
 
Mine are

Virgin
No social media
Olive skin, (Med, Southeast Europe)
Curvy, good ability to breed
Dark hair
Brown eyes
 
Age:18-45
Weight:120-180 pounds
Face:5/10 or more
Height: 4’9” to 5’8”.
Personality: sweet and submissive, and loyal
And bonus points if she had my fetish. I like it when women overeat till they are very full and bloated, and if she’d stuff herself till she’s sick just for me, I’d love that
 
60% muscles and 55-65kg body weight isnt possible
 
- 5’5

- Young

- Light skinned South Asian

- Muslim

- Natural beauty without makeup

- Racist

- Innocent

- Virgin, 0 talking stages

- Wears niqab

- Obeys me

- Adopts my interests

- Homebody

- Prefers winter

- Cooks and cleans

- No social media

- Below 3 friends

- Initiates and engages in intimacy

- Housewife

- Grateful with little

- Very few life experiences (first experiences will be with me)

- Only child

- Can make me laugh

- Intelligent enough to have a meaningful conversation

- Nice feet with white toenails

- Introvert

- Intact hymen

- Hygienic

- Feeds me with her hands if I ask

- Her phone is my phone

- Strong relationship with father (I’ll substitute this position when married)

- No driving license

- Can’t leave the house without me

- Innate desire to feed orphans and stray cats

- Introduces me to her hobbies
 
- 5'2 to 5'11
- 0 to 2 year age gap
- No tattoos, no piercings depend on where they are
- Reserved
- White-passing/Lighter skin
- Fancy
- Beautiful hair
- Green or brown eyes
- 19 to 21 bmi, unmuscular/soft
- Face: 4/10+
- Body hair on arms is fine but shaved everywhere
- Can use "some" social media as long as she doesn't post herself on it or attentionwhore
- Is nice to me but also honest
- Wide hips, small waist, narrow shoulders (so very curvy)
- B cup boobs
- Personality: Likes to be alone, gives me kind words, sensual, passionate, artistic, rational
- Body count: max 3, must have been lasting boyfriends
- Traditional but with some rebeliousness
- Average intelligence
- Homebody
 
- Not subhuman
- Virgin
 
5'7 - 5'9
18 - 22 years old
Not a sheboon or a noodle, ideally Balkan Slav(Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia, Montenegro) or maybe Kavkaz(Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, Dagestan)
Long hair
Any eye color
Curvy with C to D cup breast size
No tatoos, no fakeup
Healthy diet
Has to be a more outdoorsy person
Average intelligence
No body hair
Face: 4/10+
More traditional
Body count: max 2
Very submissive to me
Has no social media
Hygienic
 
My requirements:
Female
Breathing
 
>19-30 years old
>white (preferably slavic)
>165 (5’5) -175 (5’9) tall
>eye color doesn’t matter at all for me but I would prefer a foid with blue eyes (or green eyes)
>not a landwhale but neither very skinny
>doesn’t have tattoos or piercings or other shits
>doesn’t drink, fap, eats unhealthy food on a daily basis and so on
>wants sex everyday (with me, of course)
>has a good sense of humour
>is very hygienic and takes care of herself
>high IQ but not nerdy
>self aware not hedonistic
>not lazy
 
• Hemoglobin levels above 13.5 mg/dl
• Ferritin levels above 100 ng/mL
• B12 levels above 500 pg/mL
• D3 levels above 40ng/mL
• WBC count must be normal
• RBC count above 4.5 million/microlitre
• RBC morphology must be normal
What ?
 
only speak when spoken to
in shape
cares for my interests and hobbies and is into them

thats it
 
age 16 - 30
height doesn't matter
eyes doesn't matter
skin brown, not too black or too white
hair color doesn't matter
not too fat or too thin
bmi 16 - 30
big eyes
very very very jealous
feminine
wear female clothes like skirt, dresses
must be voiceless
can protect me and kill someone if i want
body like kim kardashian
 
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OP is from incel tears.
 
around 5’4”
White
Fit build. Hourglass waist
Long, dark brown hair
Blue eyes
Freckles around eyes and nose
No piercings
Good sense of humor.
Iq around mine, but slightly lower
 

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