I'd love to live as a Wood Elf or a Hobbit in the Shire

[janoycresva]

Probably a wood elf but I'd be happy in the shire too. Maybe in the next life boyos, I think it's possible in the after life. As long as your wish for an afterlife is good and pure, I believe it can come true if you can manifest it.

I always imagine heaven how Gandalf describes it here. Brings me to the verge of tears every time.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

This is what happens to elves

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=247679402

 

[ValiantThor2]

I want to go hell so I can see the devil shred sick guitar like the Tenacious D movie

 

[Legionarivs]

Probably in Arda we would end up as orcs.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Logically, I know it would be better for me to never exist again after my death. More intuitively, I'd like to live in a world that I could create for myself.

 

[0764]

Most likely death for ugly men is like Tartarus from Greek mythology where you’re just wandering an empty gray field

 

[GetFucked]

Why would you want to get perpetually heightmogged by every species in middle earth? Life as an eternal elfchad would be way better

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

#MeToo ... Unfortunately this is a Orc's World.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

empty gray field

Sounds familiar, I often imagine a place like this.

 

[Figthcel]

Probably in Arda we would end up as orcs.

The ugliest amd weakiest of orcs.

Not the strong ones.

 

[Norky]

The ugliest amd weakiest of orcs.

Not the strong ones.

"Why can't we have some meats?"

Just approach the halflings bro, worked for me

 

[janoycresva]

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"Why can't we have some meats?"

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Just approach the halflings bro, worked for me

jefl

The ugliest amd weakiest of orcs.

Not the strong ones.

piss it russian suening

 

[Michael15651]

I'd like to live in a world that I could create for myself.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I want to go hell so I can see the devil shred sick guitar like the Tenacious D movie

 

[janoycresva]

I want to go hell so I can see the devil shred sick guitar like the Tenacious D movie

kickapoo

 

[Deleted member 9229]

I wanna be a Saiyan training with Goku and Vegeta

 

[Guest2]

Probably in Arda we would end up as orcs.

Lifefuel for ogrecels. Suifuel for framecel manlet goblins

 

[Blacktarpill]

@virgin4life

 

[Inceldo]

I read a few days ago that the concept of elves comes from viking religion. And orc is a anglo Saxon word for invader/foreigner. The English used it for the Normans. They also called the earth middle earth since it was between heaven and hell. Vikings called it that too. Thought it was interesting

 

[Life Wasted]

Forget being a hobbit, why would you want to be with a bunch of twink looking manlets with big hairy feet?

Being an elf is the only option, they live forever and are basically the Chads of middle earth albeit more pretty boy but still Chads.

I wanna be a Saiyan training with Goku and Vegeta

Same, saiyans are godlike, Goku and Vegeta are manlets but are so powerful it doesn't matter.

 

[gnomen1]

They constructed a town in Norway for people with body dysmorphia.

 

[Insomniac]

Hobbits are truecels