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It's Over I zipped my dick for the first time

BrendioEEE

BrendioEEE

Im just another ole regular Larping Faggot
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Zipped my dick with a zipper after I went pee. Fuck bro it hurt so much, it feels fine now tho, I haven't got a closer look at it tho since I'm at work still.
 
My pp is too small to be zippeed
 
I dont even attempt the zipper. I just slightly pull my pants down at the front. To much effort and small risk of this happening
 
How's wageslaving life going for ya?
 
Nice thing about being NEET is that I can wear gym shorts all the time.
 
Hasn't happened to me in like 10 years
 
How the fuck does that even happen? It has never happened to me, maybe my dick is too small
 
did that once when i was a kid. still remember the trauma :feelstrash:
 
Nice thing about being NEET is that I can wear gym shorts all the time.
jfl at wearing anything but underwear or even that if you live alone. how are you sustaining yourself now though? in between jobs?
 
At least you don't need it 2 fuck virgin, looksmatch gf

Oh, and Tomas never zips his pee pee.
 
Happened to me once and never again. A foid heard me yell in pain and found out what happened and she thought it was hilarious. If I was a chad, she would have kissed the boo boo and made the pain go away.
 
Never had a problem like that.
 
I feel scared for you
 
your jubilee interview came out.
 
that shit hurts bro. I don't remember the last time my dick got zipped
 
Your performance on jubilee was horrendous, we will send Tomas in your place next time.
 
Never happened to me. I don't see how it could.
 
jfl at wearing anything but underwear or even that if you live alone. how are you sustaining yourself now though? in between jobs?
Yeah i actually wear boxers most of the time, i really meant i only have to wear gym shorts when i go out. I am inbetween jobs, and am being bailed out by the bank of mom and dad.
 
Happened once. Very sad
 
I wear saggy pants, most zipper pants feel uncomfortable for me
 

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