I wouldn't even know what to do if a girl wanted to fuck

[LeagueEuW]

If I, by some miracle, managed to find a girl that is down to fuck, I don't think I'd be able to fuck her.
She would be around my age, 22, and have probably fucked closer to 50-100 times by then.
She would immediatly notice something was off with the way I awkwardly tried to touch her and kiss.  After only seconds of foreplay she will sense that I'm a virgin and her pussy will consequently dry up. No sex for me.

I'm thinking about escortcelling in order to get somewhat competent in bed. I might even tell the escorts that I'm a virgin and ask them to give me sex ed or something. Is that autistic?

 

[Deleted member 1617]

If I, by some miracle, managed to find a girl that is down to fuck, I don't think I'd be able to fuck her.
She would be around my age, 22, and have probably fucked closer to 50-100 times by then.
She would immediatly notice something was off with the way I awkwardly tried to touch her and kiss.  After only seconds of foreplay she will sense that I'm a virgin and her pussy will consequently dry up. No sex for me.

I'm thinking about escortcelling in order to get somewhat competent in bed. I might even tell the escorts that I'm a virgin and ask them to give me sex ed or something. Is that autistic?

Not really.

 

[Iamhopeless257]

Not really.

100 times? Lol. More like 500+

 

[nausea]

disagree

if she likes you she likes you end of story

 

[skinnyfat]

 

[LeagueEuW]

my anime lookmatch

 

[Deleted member 306]

I know exactly what to do. Undress her, throw her in bed, insert my dick in her v then cum ASAP so that she doesn't have time to change her mind/withdraw consent.

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

I'm thinking about escortcelling in order to get somewhat competent in bed. I might even tell the escorts that I'm a virgin and ask them to give me sex ed or something. Is that autistic?

I mean it's autistic in the sense that you need an escort to teach you but I don't think it's unusual, they're probably used to those types of requests
Also lollipoppy is disgusting

 

[skinnyfat]

my anime lookmatch

what elo are you?

 

[LeagueEuW]

what elo are you?

D5'cel

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I mean it's autistic in the sense that you need an escort to teach you but I don't think it's unusual, they're probably used to those types of requests
Also lollipoppy is disgusting

True. I'm going to try it. They're just whores, so I shouldn't care if they find me autistic. Only problem is that escorts in my country are fucking picky cunts. You must be 100% white, charming, gentleman, funny in order to PAY them money to have sex with you. Even WHORES will only go for chad these days, smh. 

Yah, wtf was rito thinking.

 

[Minjaze]

I know what I would do....... Wake up.

 

[LeagueEuW]

I know what I would do....... Wake up.

FeelsBadMan

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Generally, women would assume you would've had more dates than them. If you had less dates than her, she'll view you as being below her level (which is also a turn off), and they always need to date someone better, they're almost impossible to satisfy...

 

[Framecel222]

If a girl is DTF and you show any hesitation she WILL drop you instantly, I know this for a fact. Every assumption you made in this thread is correct.

 

[Deleted member 776]

Go see an escort. Some even specialise in deflowering guys. You can learn from a pro.

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

I know this for a fact.

Are you speaking from experience, FAKECEL normie?

 

[Framecel222]

Are you speaking from experience, FAKECEL normie?

I'll plead the 5th.

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

I'll plead the 5th.

RRREEEEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE THIS PLACE AND GO NTMAXX YOU ASPIE

 

[RichCel]

Stick it in her pooper!

But yes, seriously, practice on escorts. Don't tell them you are a virgin though. They will probably try to psych you out then so you bust a nut early and still have to pay.

If you fuck up a first few times... Remember that these are whores, the most worthless human beings in existence.

 

[Framecel222]

RRREEEEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE THIS PLACE AND GO NTMAXX YOU ASPIE

I am NT, I'm just ugly lol.

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

I am NT, I'm just ugly lol.

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>I am NT

 

[Sub8Hate]

If I, by some miracle, managed to find a girl that is down to fuck, I don't think I'd be able to fuck her.
She would be around my age, 22, and have probably fucked closer to 50-100 times by then.
She would immediatly notice something was off with the way I awkwardly tried to touch her and kiss.  After only seconds of foreplay she will sense that I'm a virgin and her pussy will consequently dry up. No sex for me.

I'm thinking about escortcelling in order to get somewhat competent in bed. I might even tell the escorts that I'm a virgin and ask them to give me sex ed or something. Is that autistic?

That's a great idea, actually. 

The porn store has instructional videos, too. 

Here's a tip for you: the pussy hole is lower than you think it is in missionary and higher than you think in the doggy position. 

Good foreplay is a must. Kiss softly and sensually, and get good at cunnilingus.

 

[Framecel222]

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>I am NT

LMAO fair, but I only am forced to post here because of ugliness. If I was GL I'd have friends and I'd be hanging out instead of posting on here.

 

[LeagueEuW]

Okay you guys convinced me.
I just sent a text to this experienced escort with my request. I worded it as NT as i could. Will keep you guys posted on her response.

 

[BlackPill47]

You should use escorts to practice, OP.

On my first time I told her I was a virgin. It gets a lot of shit out of the way. Escortceling is not perfect, but it's better than nothing and I don't regret it.