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i would rather get hit by a semi truck than settle for a slutty roast

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they are foul smelling piggies. their roast beef flaps wreak havoc everywhere they walk. roasties are EVIL, the reincarnation of lucipher
 
My standards are pretty much at ground floor. Just not so bad that people think I only got her because of that. You know, like missing legs or severe craniofacial deformity, profound retardation, etc.
 
At least you'd have sex.
 
A slutty roastie would only have sex with an incel when she is ready to settle
 
I'd go realdoll tomorrow if I had the dough. That's enough woman for this salty old bitch.

It'd be a hard thing to get rid of, though. It'd look like you were disposing of a body.

Maybe just a fleshlight + department store mannequin with a picture of Natalia Poklonskaya

I would restructure that shit like Перестройка

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What if you get hit by a roastie?
 

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