ShowerTaker
Just take a shower bro.
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- Joined
- Oct 4, 2021
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In my estimation, the average mister just-work-on-your-personality is about 27 years old and still lives in his mom's basement just like the incels he likes to criticize.
He hasn't seen the sun in over ten years because he's always browsing subreddits and masturbating to cuckold porn, has an IQ that could be found on the dial of the average padlock, and due to a mixture of being simultaneously muscularly depleted and moderately obese, his chances of reproducing are essentially zero. But that's okay because he's found himself pondering in his journal whether he might actually be gay.
Did I miss anything?
Oh, and he really likes unicorns, and Obama, and best of all would be Obama riding a unicorn.
He hasn't seen the sun in over ten years because he's always browsing subreddits and masturbating to cuckold porn, has an IQ that could be found on the dial of the average padlock, and due to a mixture of being simultaneously muscularly depleted and moderately obese, his chances of reproducing are essentially zero. But that's okay because he's found himself pondering in his journal whether he might actually be gay.
Did I miss anything?
Oh, and he really likes unicorns, and Obama, and best of all would be Obama riding a unicorn.