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Serious I wish woman had their pussies on their hands instead of between their legs

Vermilioncore

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If women had their cunts on the palms of their hands, imagine how easy it would be to fuck them. When she reaches to give you a handshake, you can just take the hand and shove your dick in it. Also, if a female falls asleep you can easily fuck the pussy because it won't be concealed.
 
looks like you've watched too many japanese porn today bro
 
Imagine a foid giving you a handjob with her pussy hand
 
how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
 
how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
the back would expand like a rubbery type thing. so when your dick goes in, it sorta expands the pussy/hand.
 
the back would expand like a rubbery type thing. so when your dick goes in, it sorta expands the pussy/hand.

Wwwaaass

you should become an industrial designer tbhtbh
 
How would they wash dishes then?
 
how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
the back would expand like a rubbery type thing. so when your dick goes in, it sorta expands the pussy/hand.

...how do you guys come up with this stuff?
 
Innovation comes from eccentricity ig lol
 
how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
the pussy would be in the bottom of the palm so you can fuck their arm, and ur seed will pass through their veins til it reaches the uterus
 
the pussy would be in the bottom of the palm so you can fuck their arm, and ur seed will pass through their veins til it reaches the uterus
Wwww
 
the pussy would be in the bottom of the palm so you can fuck their arm, and ur seed will pass through their veins til it reaches the uterus
when babies are conceived and pregnancy starts, the arm will become very thick. When it's time for the baby to be born, the woman will shoot the baby out of her palm slowly. Also, the baby will be born very long and snake-like but will eventually grow into a normal shape as time moves forward.
 
just imagine fucking a hand pussy while the girl massage your balls with her fingers

Don't give Japancels any ideas...I've seen enough weird stuff on pornhub today
 
imagine how easy it would be for chad to fuck them? Thats a disgusting idea
 
tbh they should have mouthpussies instead of actual mouths. easy to fuck + cant talk shit
 
IQ beyond charts
 
If women had their cunts on the palms of their hands, imagine how easy it would be to fuck them. When she reaches to give you a handshake, you can just take the hand and shove your dick in it. Also, if a female falls asleep you can easily fuck the pussy because it won't be concealed.
Realistically a vagina could fit in a woman's palm, but how would it work? What about all her bones, muslces, tendons and so on? You'd have to COMPLETELY redesign the hand and arm for this to work. Also, if they existed, they would be covered up and probably would refuse to shake hands.
 
High IQ but how would the anatomy work after that particular change? It would honestly would be physically impossible for this to happen.
 
all i can think are the many foids with dangly flaps now for all to see in their palm. if she eat roast beef how can she then tell which is which?
 
Realistically a vagina could fit in a woman's palm, but how would it work? What about all her bones, muslces, tendons and so on? You'd have to COMPLETELY redesign the hand and arm for this to work. Also, if they existed, they would be covered up and probably would refuse to shake hands.

I imagine they'd have the vagina on one hand, so they could shake the other. Why would you want to shake a foid's hand anyway?
 
You still wouldn’t get to fuck them.
 

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