SuicideFuel I wish someone would offer to painlessly execute me like they do to prisoners on death row

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I just can't bear this cursed existence anymore. No amount of coping, sleeping, anti-depressants, therapy/pep talk, or family "support" will take this pain away from me.
 
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I @Indari another dutchpill

I might unironically pursue this option.
 
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End it yourself.
 
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Diocel said:
End it yourself.
It requires extensive research, prep, testing. However, if the government would do it, it would just be one lethal injection.
 
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Yea this would be nice
 
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wereqryan said:
It requires extensive research, prep, testing. However, if the government would do it, it would just be one lethal injection.
Here's all you need.

 
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Gyros_Pretcel said:
I @Indari another dutchpill

I might unironically pursue this option.
:cryfeels:
 
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Diocel said:
Here's all you need.

Based.
wereqryan @wereqryan go to Switzerland asap boyo

 
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wereqryan said:
How is this a dutch pill?
Well they have euthanasia.
 
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Grothendieck said:
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wereqryan @wereqryan go to Switzerland asap boyo


The thing is they wont do it if youre not really sick

And before they even agree to sui you have to talk to their therapists and whatnot, the entire process is like 30 days long

Being a fucking virgin is embarrasing, the last thing I wanna do is spend hours talking to someone about being sad and lonely because Im a virgin like JFL just let me kill myself you fucking cucks

Fuck Switzerland, Hitler shouldve invaded it
 
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Total Imbecile said:
The thing is they wont do it if youre not really sick

And before they even agree to sui you have to talk to their therapists and whatnot, the entire process is like 30 days long

Being a fucking virgin is embarrasing, the last thing I wanna do is spend hours talking to someone about being sad and lonely because Im a virgin like JFL just let me kill myself you fucking cucks

Fuck Switzerland, Hitler shouldve invaded it
Exactly!
 
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You going to therapy? What does it do
 
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Ropemaxx said:
You going to therapy? What does it do
Not going to therapy, and won't go either because its useless.
 
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I wish someone would do the same to me
 
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Firing squad is better than lethal injection, thoughts?
 
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Get some real drugs then. Antidepressants are laughably shit.

Will never forget the first time I took some Xanax vs a fucking SSRI. It was like, holy shit, this drug ACTUALLY works, it ACTUALLY does what it's supposed to. It's fucking astonishing how terrible antidepressants are, biggest fucking scam on the planet.

But yeah if you're at this stage the answer is drug use. It's not a permanent fix but if you're feeling suicidal there's no reason not to. Get some ecstasy it's a blast.
 
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Will never forget the first time I took some Xanax vs a fucking SSRI. It was like, holy shit, this drug ACTUALLY works, it ACTUALLY does what it's supposed to. It's fucking astonishing how terrible antidepressants are, biggest fucking scam on the planet.
Ok I'll try to get Xanax. Really appreciate the help. :feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:
 
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Have you tried weed? It makes everything less significant, and it doesn't have withdrawals like meds or other drugs.
 
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"I wish someone would offer to painlessly execute me"

I offer.

Should happen in a place where assisted suicide like this is not illegal.
Oh, I didn't notice the "painlessly". I don't know about that. I can empty a full magazine on you.
 
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