Venting I wish I wasnt subhuman to do a buzzcut

[Newton the 2nd]

I remember when I was 12 they had this event in school where you could shave your head to collect money for cancercels. I went with my “friends” but didnt do it because I already knew I looked too subhuman with my big nose and narrow face to get a bald head. Now Im balding but i still cant shave completely because Id look like an ant or a long necked turtle. Buzzcuts are a brag for strong jawlined chads who can afford not to have hair

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

curry smv increases if they do a buzzcut because then they can pass as bbc

 

[Mango]

I'd like to have short hair again but my big NW2 forehead says no