i wish i was a dog

[mrhaircut33]

all dogs are incel, for they get their penises neutered since a young age. they are not aware of their incelpdom though, and live happy lives totally oblivious of the fact that they have zero sex. if only i had this mindset, and things as simple as a scooby snack could bring me the brighest smile. sadly, tits and ass is all i want and nothing will change that except for a dog brain transplant

 

[whogivesafucc]

Stacies fuck their dogs all the time

You'd literally get laid faster as a dog

 

[Kointo1]

 

[KyloRen]

If only, but I like my human intelligence.

What would be good is if women had the brain of a dog. You get sex and infinite loyalty.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

better to wish you were gigachad

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

you would be licking peanut butter of stacies pussy.

 

[lostcel]

you would be licking peanut butter of stacies pussy.

before i even opened the thread i knew this is the direction it was gonna go in lmao

 

[Prince Of Dankness]

Dogs get more HUMAN pussy than we do, sadly

 

[dogcel]

I agree, there is literally no more ideal circumstance for an incel to have a full brain transplant into the body of a dog. It is a well known fact that ALL stacies have fooled around with their dog at least once and many (especially the "shy" and "nerdy girls) even lose their virginity to their household pet. I can't imagine a better scenario than to become a dog with a female owner.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Lol that's a myth. So many dogs became horny af when they saw my dog during her Heat. My dog even has a beta orbiter who came every day to our house and waited for her.One dog wanted to fuck my dog so badly that he cried (His owner wouldn't let him and I wouldn't let him)

 

[Kointo1]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqZysUY5Mhs[/video]

I WISH I WERE A birrrdd

 

[QuantumDummy]

I wish I was an eagle.

 

[Redpill Robert]

If you're a dog you can just rape a bitch. Happens all the time in nature.

 

[Grain_of_sin]

Some dogs are breeding studs. They get to eat and fuck 24/7. They are pampered to ensure healthy pups.

But around age 3 or so, they are past their prime.

 

[Allblueeeee]

wtf this thread

 

[Kointo1]

If you're a dog you can just rape a bitch. Happens all the time in nature.

yup