i wish i had a girlfriend

[sadricecel]

i would respect her so much

 

[Cynistic]

Have you tried taking a shower yet?
Haircut?
Bee urself?

 

[TheRealChincel]

I respect guys like ItsOVER for trying to improve his lot in life, not a woman merely for agreeing to date me.

 

[ItheIthe]

Why?

 

[SupremeG]

Take at least 3 showers a day (5 If you're Indian)

 

[iFartAtRoasties]

Pointless nowadays. I wish I had one back in my teenage years when there were no responsibilities, just pure undistilled love with the only requirement being looking good. Today I'd only want to slay random sluts left and right like many of my former friends do.

 

[Its_OVER]

Lol @ respecting women in 2018, they're disgusted by us sub8s.

 

[Cynistic]

Lol @ respecting women in 2018, they're disgusted by us sub8s.

Sub 8 is a meme, its sub 6

 

[Its_OVER]

Sub 8 is a meme, its sub 6

We know we're ugly and we know it's over. That's all that matters.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Imagine waking up next to a cute girl, who then smiles at you and says "good morning" in a cute voice.

You get home from the gym and she gives you a kiss and says that she made your favorite dish with lots of proteins.

You cuddle together and have sex before falling asleep and repeating the same cycle.


I'm obviously leaving out all the bullshit that also comes with having a gf, but you'll have days like the ones I described, too.

 

[Cynistic]

Sub 8 is a meme, its sub 6

We know we're ugly and we know it's over. That's all that matters.

Truth right here, we are the bottom of the barrel

 

[Yoyo]

I don't want a girlfriend.

Inb4 cope

 

[Deleted member 1269]

Can't wait to go the heaven and have some love.

Inb4 cope