LDAR i wish i had a criminal girlfriend

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

tbhngl

i wish i had a bonnie & clyde type girlfriend
and we would rob banks together
or invent elaborate schemes to steal from the rich .
Or blow up government buildings together just for fun .

but sadly Awalt is Reality and there are no loyal women .
Doesnt matter anyway cause they wouldnt be interested in me anyway .

Its just fantasy , mr. fbi .
im not inciting violence .

Let me cope with my daydreams .
just like Napoleon is dreaming about a loli gf to go ER on Israel with ..

I wish i was chad .. women would do anything for me .
They would even become a criminal for me
to satisfy my fetish .

I think its over for me .

 

[Deleted member 19971]

But.. breaking the law is bad..

 

[TheBasedCel]

only

 

[Deleted member 16624]

only

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

only

 

[>50IQcel]

#metoo

 

[Irishcel]

I wish I had a girlfriend who was an antisocial loner like me, pity girls like that don’t exist

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

I wish I had a girlfriend who was an antisocial loner like me, pity girls like that don’t exist

they exist but they are 1/10 ...
and they dont leave the house often ,
just like us .
they hide from the world just like we do .
cause if they cant have chad , why even try .

My sister is actually that type .
and she hasnt had a romantic relationship in like 5 years .
But i guess most people dont want to settle for such a person .

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I personally wish I had an olga of Kiev

 

[Indari]

 

[Animecel2D]

That would be pretty fucking hot tbh. An ideal first date could be the both of us blowing up a Jewish synagogue. A whole lifetime together filled with mischievous and dastardly fun.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

That would be pretty fucking hot tbh. An ideal first date could be the both of us blowing up a Jewish synagogue. A whole lifetime together filled with mischievous and dastardly fun.

man
i need to stop fantasizing about this shit

 

[Animecel2D]

man
i need to stop fantasizing about this shit

You have given me something new to fantasize about tbh.

 

[Emba]

If wishes were horses
Then

Spoiler

I'd be having steak for dinner#

 

[PPEcel]

do you want her to choke you?

 

[Anonymous MG]

do you want her to choke you?

idk man are you into that kind of stuff pewpew?

 

[gapingpores]

criminal gf? what do you mean AWALT? women are more insane than men on average jfl. you know Bonnie actually existed right?

 

[PPEcel]

idk man are you into that kind of stuff pewpew?

would i be faggy if i said i am pewpew

 

[Anonymous MG]

would i be faggy if i said i am pewpew

Nah man, I'm into way more fucked up shit pewpew. (you don't want to know)

 

[PPEcel]

Nah man, I'm into way more fucked up shit pewpew. (you don't want to know)

i do want to know pewpew

 

[Anonymous MG]

i do want to know pewpew

Alright, I'll unearth the box of degenerate and somewhat odd fetishes I've developed over the years of solitude and delving into weirder and weirder shit as I went on.

Do know, that I'm just putting this here for your curiosity. And by extension, by going through all the spoilers you are actively willing to read this and thereby should not judge the information I'm putting out here. You've been warned.

Spoiler: Warning:This will be quite disturbing

Spoiler: Are you sure? It won't be too pleasant reading the list

Spoiler: This is your last warning NSFW

Macrophilia, Microphilia, feet, furry, unbirth, cheirophilia, lolis(obviously), object transformation(specifically into socks and panties), panty sniffing, and finally maschalagnia

If you read the list, then you'll know that choking is kind of a drop in the bucket compared to what I watch pewpew.

 

[PPEcel]

Alright, I'll unearth the box of degenerate and somewhat odd fetishes I've developed over the years of solitude and delving into weirder and weirder shit as I went on.

Do know, that I'm just putting this here for your curiosity. And by extension, by going through all the spoilers you are actively willing to read this and thereby should not judge the information I'm putting out here. You've been warned.

Spoiler: Warning:This will be quite disturbing

Spoiler: Are you sure? It won't be too pleasant reading the list

Spoiler: This is your last warning NSFW

Macrophilia, Microphilia, feet, furry, unbirth, cheirophilia, lolis(obviously), object transformation(specifically into socks and panties), panty sniffing, and finally maschalagnia

If you read the list, then you'll know that choking is kind of a drop in the bucket compared to what I watch pewpew.

Oh, that's nothing new. I've never enjoyed object transformation, unbirth, or furry videos but have definitely explored the rest one time or another.

 

[Anonymous MG]

Oh, that's nothing new. I've never enjoyed object transformation, unbirth, or furry videos but have definitely explored the rest one time or another.

Which ones specifically have you explored and still explore pewpew?

 

[PPEcel]

Which ones specifically have you explored and still explore pewpew?

macrophilia, feet, lolis, panty sniffing

im drunk ok, dont take anything srs

one escort suddenly stuck her tongue in my ear and i liked it for some reason. i want a 6ft blonde to stick her tongue in my ear again

 

[Lux]

Ecstatic transgression is a rebellious characteristic of the members of the noble aristocracy of my unreachable ideals, but these would not be an integral part and parcel; it is a plausible idea if there is a real overvaluation of values, transgression as a means of carnal purification of hypocrisy, liberation of the spirit ... It is the end for everyone who desires these foids, girlfriends of this kind, an end to any desire that sticks in brain memories of those who remember what was not, so whatever

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Ecstatic transgression is a rebellious characteristic of the members of the noble aristocracy of my unreachable ideals, but these would not be an integral part and parcel; it is a plausible idea if there is a real overvaluation of values, transgression as a means of carnal purification of hypocrisy, liberation of the spirit ... It is the end for everyone who desires these foids, girlfriends of this kind, an end to any desire that sticks in brain memories of those who remember what was not, so whatever

So in other words : its over for me .

 

[Yerberito]

I just wish one

 

[TheBasedCel]

Alright, I'll unearth the box of degenerate and somewhat odd fetishes I've developed over the years of solitude and delving into weirder and weirder shit as I went on.

Do know, that I'm just putting this here for your curiosity. And by extension, by going through all the spoilers you are actively willing to read this and thereby should not judge the information I'm putting out here. You've been warned.

Spoiler: Warning:This will be quite disturbing

Spoiler: Are you sure? It won't be too pleasant reading the list

Spoiler: This is your last warning NSFW

Macrophilia, Microphilia, feet, furry, unbirth, cheirophilia, lolis(obviously), object transformation(specifically into socks and panties), panty sniffing, and finally maschalagnia

If you read the list, then you'll know that choking is kind of a drop in the bucket compared to what I watch pewpew.

maybe this is why you inkwell?

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welcome back

 

[Deleted member 22907]

only

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I wouldn’t mind tbh