I wish I could scoop up some tribal woman and teach her english then train her to be my girlfriend

[Clavicus Vile]

I would ensure that she never sees a tall white man and never sees a better looking man than me.

Only the tribal subhumans that she’s used to seeing. If she ever manages to see a tall white man or any guy that looks better than me then I’d either kill her in gta or let her loose in the wild. And I wouldn’t want her to discover social media at all either.

This is the only way I’d keep her otherwise she’d learn modern culture then leave me for dead to go be with chad.

 

[Grodd]

Just visit an uncontacted tribe theory

 

[Longboimentalist]

Colonizers from 1500s had the best possible lifes. Find new land with a bunch of feral foids ready to breed

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

She's going to bite your dick off.

 

[Longboimentalist]

She's going to bite your dick off.

that wasn't the plan