I wish I could say "im going to see my girlfriend"

[HONKLERedux]

That one statement carries so much weight and boundless opportunities

When you say that to someone, it could mean anything

it could mean sex, a date, domestic problems, watching a movie, going on a date, a casual stroll etc which could all lead to pregnancy

it also gives you social proof and respect

very powerful words

 

[copemaxx9002]

don't we all

 

[Martes]

don't we all

 

[verybasedindeed]

don't we all

 

[idgaf]

i wish i was ERs girlfriend

 

[RegularManlet]

Yeah I agree.

Normshits say it all the time "oh gotta go see my girlfriend" and shit as a status play like please KYS

 

[Simba]

Someone said that to me. It’s awful to hear when you have no one.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

So true with the social proof and respect.

Having a girlfriend would mean you earn money. At least as much as her or more, because foids don't date down.

It would mean other women will find you more attractive. If one woman found reasons to find you attractive it, others will, too.

And if you managed to get a girlfriend in this day and age, it means you were able to meet all their insane requirements. Or it means you have some sort of godlike positive quality that can simply overpower their insane standards.

You would also instantly mog all cels by default.

 

[Loner94]

Good luck on the journey

 

[ItsovERfucks]

don't we all

 

[nettle]

New want acquired

 

[aesthetic_recon]

when i was in middle school i used to tell people my girlfriend was a character in a horror videogame... man i had it rough

 

[HONKLERedux]

when i was in middle school i used to tell people my girlfriend was a character in a horror videogame... man i had it rough

who was she?

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

I'm going to see my white painted wall years upon years of it, let there be rot, after a certain number of years you stop believing and look for immediate copes

 

[aesthetic_recon]

who was she?

it was a pixelated anime horror game, i think it was called the witch's house. my """girlfriend""" was one of the female characters, mayhaps ellen. idk i can't remember

 

[Autistic Uggo]

It would mean other women will find you more attractive. If one woman found reasons to find you attractive it, others will, too.

True. Women want what other women want.

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