JFL I wish I could dress up as chad for halloween

[ValiantThor2]

Imagine a costume that gave you:

a 9 inch dick
grew you eight inches in height
changed your race to white
Shredded, muscular body
a Norwood 0 hairline
blue hunter eyes
strong, high cheekbones
wide & square jaw
perfect symmetry & proportions

Personally, I would like one that made me look like a normal human being but unfortunately those don't exist either. cant wait to rot in my dark room tomorrow & play RDR2.

 

[Zaetheus]

I used to dress up as a ninja a lot. I remember stealing snickers from baby foids. Fuck Halloween