When I was on the bus today I imagined apu apustaja sitting next to me. He would be somewhere between 1 and 1.2 metres tall, very stocky and with smooth green skin. He would have a high pitched, childlike voice that sounds very retarded and would only speak in short sentences. Nonetheless, he would be a very docile, passive and friendly little guy, fun to hang out with. He would value harmony and companionship, like a very dopey and affectionate dog instead of the average parochial, conniving, deceitful normalfag, and would refer to me as "fren".
I imagined myself sharing a room with apu apustaja. We would sleep in a bunk bed, he would get the comfy bottom bed so he doesn't fall out and I would have to very quietly climb down past him at night to get a drink of water (he would be a very sound sleeper though). During the daytime we would catch the bus to the shopping centre together, him trailing behind me as we walk down the bus to the back seats, and we could get ice cream together because he would enjoy that. At home at night he would mess around with me, he would end up playing a flute (albeit not very well but he'd still be having fun) to himself and we would play childrens'-style playing-pretend games together wearing costumes from a dress-up box to amuse him because he is very childlike and easily-amused, it would also remind of me how I used to do the same as a kid alone in my yard. We could also do comfy things together like take turns on video games and sit on the couch together.
I unironically cried in silence when I got home thinking about the fact I will never have a friend like an IRL version of the helper pepe. This is the first time in over a year I have cried. It'd be like having a bro-tier little brother that you can enjoy doing childlike things with him because of how friendly and loving he is. How do you make friends with someone who is extremely sweet, wholesome and childlike as opposed to being locked in constant sexual and social competition with everyone around them like a normalfag is? I don't want friends, I want frens
I imagined myself sharing a room with apu apustaja. We would sleep in a bunk bed, he would get the comfy bottom bed so he doesn't fall out and I would have to very quietly climb down past him at night to get a drink of water (he would be a very sound sleeper though). During the daytime we would catch the bus to the shopping centre together, him trailing behind me as we walk down the bus to the back seats, and we could get ice cream together because he would enjoy that. At home at night he would mess around with me, he would end up playing a flute (albeit not very well but he'd still be having fun) to himself and we would play childrens'-style playing-pretend games together wearing costumes from a dress-up box to amuse him because he is very childlike and easily-amused, it would also remind of me how I used to do the same as a kid alone in my yard. We could also do comfy things together like take turns on video games and sit on the couch together.
I unironically cried in silence when I got home thinking about the fact I will never have a friend like an IRL version of the helper pepe. This is the first time in over a year I have cried. It'd be like having a bro-tier little brother that you can enjoy doing childlike things with him because of how friendly and loving he is. How do you make friends with someone who is extremely sweet, wholesome and childlike as opposed to being locked in constant sexual and social competition with everyone around them like a normalfag is? I don't want friends, I want frens
