RageFuel I wish eternal suffering on any incompetent fool tailor/company who does not add zippers to the goddamned pants/jeans/trousers

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Each time i lose something in the car because the pockets of my pants got no fucking zippers to keep shit sealed inside of them, and i have the lingering anxiety that someone stole my keys and is coming to steal my shit goddamn it fuck, my keys are either stolen or in mom's car somewhere.
Fucking shitty ass pockets loose as a whore who took kilometers of cock.

 

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Wear cargo shorts bro.

I wear either jeans or sweatpants, sweatpants are more comfortable, neither ones i've got have zippers.