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Experiment I will try to ascend

caninemane60

caninemane60

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Hello. Im 17 and i decided that i will try to ascend, because im tired of my life being like this. Im gonna start working out, mewing (i dont believe that mewing works but its became a habit for me now so imma just keep doing it), i will change my diet, start skincaremaxxing, skin is underrated imo, my oily skin and dark circles under my eyes make me even uglier + i saw a good thread on looksmax.org for skincare - that forum is autistic but they know their shit, i'll buy an iphone because my current (xiaomi 8t) has one of the worst phone cameras i have ever seen. I look disgusting when i take selfies on it it's absolutely terrible in any lightning and it makes you look even uglier if ur ugly. Explains why Xiaomi users have no hoes. I will get a perm probably (my hair feels like fucking hay it has no volume with any amount of anything) and girls love curly hair. I also do some dumb shit like putting cold spoons on my eyes and take cold showers because im on heavy copium. I will start playing basketball, will fashionmaxx, my outfits rn look like a 1st grader, absolutely terrible quality nonbranded clothes that fit me awkwardly all in some weird ass colors. Also imma start approaching random women just to see what are the reactions like and to be less awkward with it. I know that i will probably be called autistic and retarded but this is the last thing i Can try. I will get hoes or die trying. Literally. If i don't ascend i will kill myself. That thought is probably what motivates me the most because a life like this is not worth living. My hatred and anger for myself really fuels me. So yeah i will either ascend or commit suicide.
 
@trying to ascend
 
fuck me, "im 17" okay, great, fuck off.
 
stats

if you at least LTN hope you ascend soon
 
first step on ascension is deleting your .is account :feelsokman::feelsokman:
 
all white youngcels should read the thailand guide in must read and easily ascend
 
stats

if you at least LTN hope you ascend soon
Im white,6ft1 i live in eastern eu, my face is probably like a 3/10, i am diagnosed with social anxiety and bipolar so im alone 24/7 and idk how to socialise
 
@trying to ascend type beat
 
so are you gonna drop your stats or...?
 
Beat you to it again :feelsjuice:
I legit was going to post it when the thread had 0 replies but I decided not to because it was too much of a low hanging fruit
 
I legit was going to post it when the thread had 0 replies but I decided not to because it was too much of a low hanging fruit
Larp
 
Ambitious young man :feelskek:
If u ain’t 6+ Good looks then don’t bother. Doing basketballmaxing skincaremaxing and circlemacing is cope won’t get u anywhere
 
Ambitious young man :feelskek:
If u ain’t 6+ Good looks then don’t bother. Doing basketballmaxing skincaremaxing and circlemacing is cope won’t get u anywhere
Like i said if it doesnt work i will kill myself, i got nothing going for me anyway
 
Larping again.
1643986344761
 
Im white,6ft1 i live in eastern eu, my face is probably like a 3/10, i am diagnosed with social anxiety and bipolar so im alone 24/7 and idk how to socialise
豬你在泰國好運
 
and only 17 years old. yeah, delete your account, fakecel faggot
I have never been hugged kissed or flirted with. I get made fun of for my looks. Im alone 24/7 without any real friends, i cry everyday because i hate myself but im a fakecel. Fuck you
 
if I ever see you with that perm I'm going to murder you, don't be a fucking tik tok cookie cutter
 
if I ever see you with that perm I'm going to murder you, don't be a fucking tik tok cookie cutter
It's the last hope sadly everything else looks shit because my face is too ugly for Short haircuts and my hair is too shit and volumeless for anything long
 
I have never been hugged kissed or flirted with. I get made fun of for my looks. Im alone 24/7 without any real friends, i cry everyday because i hate myself but im a fakecel. Fuck you
delete your account, fakecel faggot
 
I have ovER 40 irl rejections and I'm 5'7.Meanwhile some curries on here are over 30 and under 5'5.If you think that you are incel and you are at an age where you can't even drive a car yet something it's wrong with you.Please delete your account and come back 3 years later if you are in the same situation
 
Good luck, some were made to fly some to perish are you the former or the latter.
 
Fuck, I wish I was 17
 
same.or maybe not since i would have to live more but yeah.
If I was 17, my life would probably most be the same, not sure, but at least I would be young and being young feels much better than being old
 
all white youngcels should read the thailand guide in must read and easily ascend
Is there really any point if you are a manlet I don’t have any access to hgh and I likely stopped growing
 

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