Serious "I will take my clothes off for each round you win."

[wizardcel]

A girl has never said this to me. I can't imagine what it is like to have a cute chubby JB, with braces, come over to my house to play video games . I would be sitting on the couch while she's on my lap giggling and having her fun. Then, she turns to me and says " I will take my clothes off for each round you win." That would make my heart beat fast. It would be a tremendous life fuel. "Thank God that I'm alive." This is what I would say each morning when I wake up instead of "shit, another day of this crap."

Unfortunately, the excitement of life isn't meant for guys like you and me. I'll come home on Monday, and there will be no one home to say hello to me; there won't be any cute girl on the couch, and I'll probably be too tired to play video games. This will go on and on... until I'm ready to rope.

Ps: I'll always keep posting about my imaginary JBs. I doubt the thought police will arrest me for desiring girls that only exist in my head. I hope we're not yet at this stage.

 

[Mainländer]

You're under arrest for disrespecting the human rights of imaginary people. How dare you sexually assault a foid in your imagination.

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

[SuicideFuel]

 

[Deleted member 8206]

chubby

woah man you know that means 50lbs overweight these days?

 

[wizardcel]

woah man you know that means 50lbs overweight these days?

Not that fat, just with a little meat on if you know what I mean. Chubby hot, it's hard to explain how I picture her lmfao.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

You're under arrest for disrespecting the human rights of imaginary people.

 

[Deleted member 8206]

Not that fat, just with a little meat on if you know what I mean. Chubby hot, it's hard to explain how I picture her lmfao.

yeah i got you but foids these days use that word even if they are obese

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

yeah i got you but foids these days use that word even if they are obese

They only use "chubby" if they are refering to a gigalandwhale. They prefer to use "curvy".

 

[nekomimimodo]

"if I win you have to smell my farts"
tfw no chubby brapper gf

 

[Mainländer]

"if I win you have to smell my farts"
tfw no chubby brapper gf

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Only chad is allowed to experience that

 

[Insomniac]

strips me

Only chad is allowed to experience that

By chad you mean men with good personalities

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

By chad you mean men with good personalities

men with 6'+ personalities

 

[ihaveno1]

can't imagine what it is like to have a cute chubby JB, with braces, come over to my house to play video games

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Reported.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

woah man you know that means 50lbs overweight these days?

*100lbs overweight.

"She's not fat bro, she's just a little thick, lower your standards!"

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Only chad is allowed to experience that

he must have a great personality

 

[Michael15651]

The life of chad gets everything handed to him without hesitation.

 

[GameDevCel]

you will never agirl to play perv games with

 

[BrettyBoy]

It’s over.

 

[Adolf_Hitler]

You're under arrest for disrespecting the human rights of imaginary people. How dare you sexually assault a foid in your imagination.

Orwellian dystopia.

 

[starystulejarz]

thanks for daily suicidefuel

Orwellian dystopia.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM STOP USING YOUR IMAGINATION!

 

[Vorbei]

They prefer to use "curvy".

On dating websites you get a lot of this "I'm a big girl with curves and I'm happy with my body, take it or leave it" attitude. And then every single one of their pictures is taken with a Myspace angle that hides the triple chin, the pancake breasts and the boulder-sized gut.

 

[bimmercel]

boyo you got me
chubby lolitas are hot

 

[RollD20]

Only the greatest of Gigachad's would even be close to achieving this larp. I am pretty sure even chad has trouble with Jb's.
I dont get why people like chubby, but each to their own.

 

[wizardcel]

JB is not worth it - like at all. 18-22 is better developed + legal. But I know what you mean by chubby JB - maybe something like this:

I hope I don't get arrested for imagining an intimate relationship with a 15-year-old imaginary girl. Yeah, you get it. That's what I mean by chubby.

 

[AnimalofPrey]

sounds like some reddit numale fantasy, le naughty and quirky gf won't let me focus on my video games you guys, what happens when you watch too many jew romcoms

 

[FaceandHFD]

Only the greatest of Gigachad's would even be close to achieving this larp. I am pretty sure even chad has trouble with Jb's.
I dont get why people like chubby, but each to their own.

gigacope

 

[Deleted member 6470]

My mom used to think girls would come to play vidya and grab my cock instead of the controller. Never happened as you know.
Too bad, I liked Mario Kart battle mode...

 

[wizardcel]

My mom used to think girls would come to play vidya and grab my cock instead of the controller. Never happened as you know.
Too bad, I liked Mario Kart battle mode...

My mom is the delusional type, too. She used to lecture me about sex when I was a teenager, especially about the importance of safe sex. It was embarrassing. No mother will admit that her son is a genetic dead end.