Serious I will be getting limb lengthing

[erenyeager]

My plan is to become half cyborg and half god, so when normies decide to organic things up(they always fucking do) (retarded forms of life) anyways, I will become a public speaker and get charisma and be sure to fight for the godly short race.

I need to become an icon of short men, our cosmic godly suffering is outmatched through the universe and back, and the universe has my back like shit.

I hate fucking human nature and my goal is to put it back on a fuckig leash. The world will be like The innocent books I read through my childhood, it will be what it should be.

 

[erenyeager]

And everyone here will in fact bow to erenyeager and have their kids be praying to me.
Elon musk will blush at how godly autistic I am, he will give me Tesla

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

ok, unc.

 

[erenyeager]

Playing Mario maker I realized it is all like Mario maker

 

[erenyeager]

ok, unc.

Good my son, now train and be like uncle erenyeager

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

Good my son, now train and be like uncle erenyeager

On it, sir.

 

[erenyeager]

On it, sir.

 

[naturalselector2003]

Don't do it as it will ruin you. But if you do, make sure to provide as detailed report as possible on your results

 

[erenyeager]

Don't do it as it will ruin you. But if you do, make sure to provide as detailed report as possible on your results

Itlll be years as I need the income. But for now I am getting it. I’m not going to gobble gobble land to do that

 

[kay']

You are like 5'5 with ll u will reach 5'9 nothing impressive.

That is if you survive the surgery in the first place

 

[erenyeager]

You are like 5'5 with ll u will reach 5'9 nothing impressive.

That is if you survive the surgery in the first place

Incorrect I will survive because I’m god, plus you keep thinking of the botched turkey examples.

Fucking gobble gobble land and not the burger America lands…
Speak like tht to me again and I will eat your legs off… bunny soup

 

[kay']

Incorrect I will survive because I’m god, plus you keep thinking of the botched turkey examples.

Fucking gobble gobble land and not the burger America lands…
Speak like tht to me again and I will eat your legs off… bunny soup

Just pay 100k to become crippled god theory

 

[Cryotron]

Just pay 100k to become crippled theory

 

[erenyeager]

Just pay 100k to become crippled god theory

I could cripple you with me

 

[erenyeager]

@Cryotron you too will join me on this endeavor….

 

[erenyeager]

We will become the short man angels

 

[kay']

I could cripple you with me

Im already crippled

 

[poorenglishcel]

Don't take any rash decisions. Think it through. There would be no going back. Unfortunately i don't know shit about LL, so i can't give any advice other than what i already have said.

 

[erenyeager]

Im already crippled

Let’s be crippled togethe And get neetbux

 

[erenyeager]

Don't take any rash decisions. Think it through. There would be no going back. Unfortunately i don't know shit about LL, so i can't give any advice other than what i already have said.

Then go and do something about the short men empire. I will die trying

 

[cripplecel]

Just pay 100k to become crippled god theory

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

I'm a demon, sorry no can do.

 

[erenyeager]

I'm a demon, sorry no can do.

You will be a crippled helluva boss demon

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

You will be a crippled helluva boss demon

I'm already crippled. My spine is fucked. Scoliosis. Pain is common place in my life.

 

[erenyeager]

I'm already crippled. My spine is fucked. Scoliosis. Pain is common place in my life.

I’ll avenge you, I’ll inherit your demonic powers and use it for good