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LifeFuel I will approach 1000 girls and find a GF

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Well, you did it, man. You actually tried. It didn't go the way you wanted it, but at least you did it. Where are you from? Also, you said earlier that you were leaving the forum; but now you've said you will still do approaches. That means you will stick around. That's good.
 
If you present this as evidence against FuckTears they'll call you out for this part.

Hi.
Hi.
Do you speak English?
Yes.
My name is David and I like you. What do you have to say about it?
Nothing.
Can you speak louder?
Nothing.
Why?
I have a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend?
Yes.
Is this your first lie for today?
Lie?
Is this the first time you are lying today?
Lying?
Lying as in not telling the truth.

They'll say "If these are the kinds of approaches he's talking about then I wonder who hurt him, sweaty." This is not the kind of approaching they believe in. Now, if you were to present this to a PUA forum or something, then you could disprove that.
 
Well, you did it, man. You actually tried. It didn't go the way you wanted it, but at least you did it. Where are you from? Also, you said earlier that you were leaving the forum; but now you've said you will still do approaches. That means you will stick around. That's good.

Yes. I said l will leave because l was feeling down.

But I will stay

I can't leave even if l wanted to
 
I can't leave even if l wanted to
Some learn this, some already know.
Larper 2
 
Yes. I said l will leave because l was feeling down.

But I will stay

I can't leave even if l wanted to

None of us could leave if we wanted to, except for the fakecels.. which is 95% of this forum. RREEEEEEEEE!!!
 
come on uninstall. Upload a pic. We want to see the legend
 
Damn. all the way to the end. Solid frame right there to go all the way, good to hear you're sticking around.

How're you feeling now it is done? Anything surprised you along the way?
 
At least you tried. I congratulate you on your effort and attempts and you truly are a good man, assuming you aren't LARPing, which I don't think you are. Really though, you are a figurehead of something, even if it is a group of virgins on the internet, you actually matter to us. Good luck boyo.
 
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: Over if you didn't know yet btw tbh ngl
 
8.Hi. you look almost sympathetic

Thanks l have a boyfriend (she said with her gay voice)

Every time a female response with: ''I have a boyfried.'' just say ''And I have diarrhea.''.
 
uninstall is the new saint,fuck that cuck BlackOpsIIcel
Approaches 19/11/2018

31 to go...

Let's gear up buddy boyos.

There is slight snow.

I am with my bike.

Have some ski gloves on

1. Omega ignore from some weird feminist looking bitch.

2. Approached some bitch from the back. She ignored me

I said bye you are stupid.

3. Same shit except this one came with a "u r a creep look"

I fucking mogged this bitch.

4. This is probably not a real approach but l gonna count it cause u will see

Approached a duo at a bus stop.

Hi (looked at both to confuse them).

Neither said anything as expected.

Neither did l but l just stood there.

After 5 seconds l said.

How is the business going?

Do we know each other?

Do we know each other, l repeated.

No.

Cool. What's up?

What? Why?

You tell me.

(Btw the ugly one was doing the talking)

We don't know you.

Ok

THE KEY COMES THAT I AM SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME NOT GIVING A FUCK AND TALKING TO HER LIKE SHE IS THE WHORE THAT She is.

Then they bounced and the ugly one said - won't u go anywhere

No...I will sit here.


Lmfao

Eat shit bitch

5. Talked a little

Unreceptive, ugly, ass-chin

I bounced

6. Approached a duo

They looked at each other and asked themselves - do we know him

No

Then the moved away.

7. Ignore from a bitch with a silly grandma hat

8.Hi. you look almost sympathetic

Thanks l have a boyfriend (she said with her gay voice)

Anyway respect if it is true.

Didn't sound sincere tbh

9. Approached a duo

The cute one said - do we know each other WHILE GOING AWAY

l said - l don't know

They laughed while still moving.

Then I said - but suck it anyway

10. Hi

Do we know each other

Yes

Y sure

100%

I don't think so

Think harder

No

Then I started laughing haha

And bounce

11. Number

She is a 4, but body was too covered

Maybe bad downstairs

She studies law

Approached her in a university yard or some shit like that

Cool

Takes me almost 100 to get a number.

I had to press her really hard so l have no expectations.

20 to go

P.S. l wrote her - where are going tomorrow

Don't care what the texting manual says

This is what l came up with.

It is 14 30 the next day.

She didn't answer.

I don't know if she has left me on seen because I deleted the chat and her number upon sending her the message.

Approaches 20/11/2018

It is raining. I am on my bike again.

I don't know if the conditions today will allow me to approach.

But let's go boyos.

Only 20 to go.

That bitch from yesterday will never reply

Fuck her.

I have already forgotten her face.

Btw.

When the foids at work saw me on my bike today, they cringed within their deepest layers.

Lmfao

Eat shit roasties. Cockroaches

1. Do we know each other?

Do we know each other...I said with an intonation implying that l don't give a singular fuck.

I don't think so

How is that my fault l said

She honestly almost ran.

I am still looking at her.

I changed her trajectory like 20 meters

2. Long convo with a womanlet

She was turning 30 this year.

Her birthday turned out to be on the same day as my dad's.

Anyway l actually said - when will you become my girlfriend

She laughed her ass off.

And said (later down the convo)

Is this what you do - riding a bike and asking women to be ur gfs.

I actually said - yes. Is it illegal.

No, she said. It is very practical (showing her low IQ)

Anyway, i asked her - what's your phone

She said iPhone

I said - I mean the digits

I got nothing.

3. Ignore from a bitch on messenger while walking

4. Ignore from some wall hitter

5. Ignore from a cute bitch eating some shit

6. I don't think l know you, she said while she kept staring at her phone.

I said - yeah u don't. Cause u are a fucking autist that lives in her phone.

7. Ignore from a duo of wall hitters

One if them was very fuckable.

8. She shook her head.

U know the rest

9. Ignore from some uggo

10. Ignore from a duo

11 and 12. Two nasty ignores. Like rude af. Didn't log them right away because it was cold.

8 to go

Tomorrow it will all be over.

21 November.


Approaches 21/11/2018

It is raining very badly.

I tried going to work on my bike but returned because it was brutal.

Anyway, l will finish the mission as a foot soldier.

1. Approached a bitch on my way to work.

She knew what's up and ignored me.

Wrong opener, right boyos?

Had l used the proper opener, l would be balls deep in her by now, right?

Ok. Boyos. I went to the metro because it is raining AF today

It will end here.

I am at the old place where l approached during the summer

The memories come back

Haven't been here since August.

Surprisingly low concentrate of bitches here

2. Approached some texting foid

And she bounced.

It was cringed tbh.

The metro is harder for me than street because the last few hundred we're street.

It is kinda like sucking at flat bench because u have been doing overhead press instead.

But no excuses

An approach is an approach.

Almost all foids are on their phone here.

3. The most autistic ignore

I said hi.

Just that.

She moved away as if l were holding a knife.

Then l said "ok" with zero fucks and just pulled my phone and wrote that.

Metro sucks

How did l do it before....

Is it the day? The season?

Me?

Fun fact - I think she gave me a subtle ioi

Loooolz

0.Not gonna count it since she didn't even look at me. Fuck

This. Is hostility on a new level.

It won't end here.

I can't stand it

I will bounce in 5 minutes

Fun fact.

I was about to approach a chick hut didn't because the situation was kinda hard for me

Anyway, 1 minute later some dude comes and kiss her

He was ugly.

Not the first time similar shit happens.

0. Ignore...maybe she didn't hear me because of the train

4. THIS WAS A REAL LEGIT APPROACH

She got red af

I opened with hi. You look sympathetic but are you really.

She got red.

AF

She was waiting for her gf

She doesn't have a bf

She is red the whole time

She is 22. But had baby face

Anyway.

I said - do you want to talk again

She said - l have no time for my personal life.


Lmfao

If Chad says that you, you quit your job.

But for me u have no time

I said - nice like while smiling hardcore

5. She just said hi and walked away.

Looked hot

Two more to go boyos.

6. Went to a university. There was an event (some sports award or some shit - way lamer than you think)

Approached some bitch

We talked a lot.

Guess?

WE ARE BORN ON THE SAME DAY

But she is 9 years younger

I pressed her insanely hard for a number.

She recorded mine

But when that happens it is a soft rejection in well in my case 100% of the time.

She ain't calling.

One more boyos and 1k will be a fact.

Ok boyos.

I live this one for tomorrow.

I was tired and had to buy some pants from the mall.

Lmfao

I did.

Tomorrow. It will be official. But the unofficial 1k is already a fact.

Approaches 22/11/2018

Didn't do the last approach yesterday.

So officially it will end today. I am on my bike since it's not raining.

Btw yesterday l went to the mall to buy pants.

A bitch working there that l had approached before was looking funny at me.

If l didn't know any better, l would think she was giving me iois.

Lmfao

"The creeeep is back"

1. Approached some foid waiting for the bus.

She ignored me

Yep

1000 official rejections

Lmfao

Done

Boyos.

Approaches after the 1000 Mark will be market with +

APPROACHED A DUDE

He was dressed like Jimmy Hendrix or some shit

He was extremely friendly.

Asked me where he can change his iPhone screen.

Lmfao.

Btw dudes are always friendly and don't ask shit questions.

He was looksmaxxed lmfao.

I can make some friends with my low inhibition l guess.

Let's hope they don't think l am a faggot.

+1. Ignore from a foid on her phone.

+2. Talked to a foid that l had approached before but she didn't remember it or played dumb.

Anyway. Nothing happened. She works as barista in a mall and has a bf. She is Asian.

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REJECTED 1000 + TIMES

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BELOW I UPLOADED AN APPROACH I DID IN ENGLISH AND AN EXPLANATION.

I AM SORRY THAT THE SOUND QUALITY IS NOT THAT GOOD.

I RECORDED IT WITH MY PHONE LENOVO K3 NOTE AND AN APP ON IT.

THE EXPLANATION OF THE APPROACH IS ON MY BIKE.

Approach1 In English

https://anchor.fm/uninstall/episodes/First-Approach-mall-femoid-wrapping-presents-e2km1q/a-a6la3l

Explanation

https://anchor.fm/uninstall/episodes/Explanation-of-the-First-Approach-e2km2i/a-a6la5s

TRANSCRIPTION OF THE APPROACH: (YOU CAN ALSO LISTEN TO THE EXPLANATION IN THE LINK)

Hi.
Hi.
Do you speak English?
Yes.
My name is David and I like you. What do you have to say about it?
Nothing.
Can you speak louder?
Nothing.
Why?
I have a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend?
Yes.
Is this your first lie for today?
Lie?
Is this the first time you are lying today?
Lying?
Lying as in not telling the truth.
she points to her T-shirt and says - That's his band
What kind of music is that?
Punk
It sucks
Do you know what an incel is?
No.
I am uninstall.



IN THE FUTURE I WILL MAKE MORE APPROACHES AND ONE LONG PODCAST REVEALING HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE MISSION

IN THE MEAN TIME

THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING ME FOR SO LONG.

I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.
I usually find your approaches humorous but I felt a sense of anger this time and the rejections were not even directed at me. Thank you for this thread. It has been entertaining. I think the general rule is not to put too much effort into foids. If they come they come. If they don't they don't.
I liked the 'I am Uninstall' at the end. That was some based ass shit. :feelzez::feelzez::feelzez:
 
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Praise be upon st. Uninstall. Also pin this thread now that the mission is done.
 
I am so goddamned depressed, now.
 
A tall white guy approaches 1000 women and finds no GF. What should a short ethnic guy like me do :feelsbadman: Its over! Fuck the west!
 
Yes. I said l will leave because l was feeling down.

But I will stay

I can't leave even if l wanted to

This is a massive accomplishment. 1000 approaches.

I don't know if you want guy friends in real life or not, but it would be interesting to see if you could approach 1000 guys and find friends. You'd probably have to tell them all you are not gay right away though.

I know the times when I can be social with other people in real life, I feel happy so maybe it could be good?

Whatever you do, you are legend now.
 
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A tall white guy approaches 1000 women and finds no GF. What should a short ethnic guy like me do :feelsbadman: Its over! Fuck the west!

Congrats for trying but I still say the following which is true:

1) Uses lame lines
2) Voice is nervious/angrey and pauses.
3) Accuses the foid setting up a bad vibe

and still doing it wrong but at least Congrats for approching

How many numbers did u get out of the 1000

And where the fuck is the video you poorcel? It is not hard to get a phone and hold it while its recording VIDEO
I usually find your approaches humorous but I felt a sense of anger this time and the rejections were not even directed at me. Thank you for this thread. It has been entertaining. I think the general rule is not to put too much effort into foids. If they come they come. If they don't they don't.
I liked the 'I am Uninstall' at the end. That was some based ass shit. :feelzez::feelzez::feelzez:


Later that day...... on foid reddit

"OMG some creep almost killed me today" Tee Hee\
He started talking weird and said he was an incel. I did not know what it was. so later I googled it and he is a mass killer of us girls. TEE HEE, I got so wet that I had to call both Jamal and Shitisho and Chad later to pound me while I imagined getting chased by him
 
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Has IncelTears commented on this yet?

IncelTears????? Cat got your tongue?
 
Make this man an incel saint.

You must have no social anxiety after all of this.
 
@uninstall you are a beautiful ugly-man. ^_^

You sound so hateful and depressed. Go back and read your first few posts in this thread. You've come a long way. Life experience = hatred of life.

Thank you for recording one of your approaches. I felt like it was going to turn into some sort of serial-killer audio! I love it!

I'm glad you can't leave. Will your next thread be about your plans for ER? Do you get a high or adrenaline rush from approaching strangers?
 
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Congrats for trying but I still say the following which is true:

1) Uses lame lines
2) Voice is nervious/angrey and pauses.
3) Accuses the foid setting up a bad vibe

and still doing it wrong but at least Congrats for approching

How many numbers did u get out of the 1000

And where the fuck is the video you poorcel? It is not hard to get a phone and hold it while its recording VIDEO



Later that day...... on foid reddit

"OMG some creep almost killed me today" Tee Hee\
He started talking weird and said he was an incel. I did not know what it was. so later I googled it and he is a mass killer of us girls. TEE HEE, I got so wet that I had to call both Jamal and Shitisho and Chad later to pound me while I imagined getting chased by him

U wouldn't last a day in my shoes

Try approching in a full mall in a foreign language.

Because of shit like that I wanted to leave

Do u expect me to point a phone in her face Einstein?

Seriously.

Go fuck urself

Take ur cool lines and show me what u can do.

I pause because tothere is a lot going on

For example a client came to the booth and she looked at her.

Seriously.

I am not some paid pua with staff and a 4k camera.

I am a lone wolf.

And real

A fucking ninja

So, buddy boyos
 
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This post is half a year old now and has existed 3 days longer than my join date. The facts that it still has recent posts make this somewhat of an incel art piece.
 
there is no way in hell that not 1 girl in 1000 will like me

so far

I have approached 22

978 to go

fellas
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelsbadman:

In all honesty though, great work OP. I was there in the beginning as a lurker
 
Damn bro... congrats on ur 1000 approaches. I'd never have the balls to do it, especially after the first few. Let alone in a crowded area like a mall.
You deserve a gf after the shit u dealt with.
 
U wouldn't last a day in my shoes

Try approching in a full mall in a foreign language.

Because of shit like that I wanted to leave

Do u expect me to point a phone in her face Einstein?

Seriously.

Go fuck urself

Take ur cool lines and show me what u can do.

I pause because tothere is a lot going on

For example a client came to the booth and she looked at her.

Seriously.

I am not some paid pua with staff and a 4k camera.

I am a lone wolf.

And real

A fucking ninja

So, buddy boyos

lol wasn't trying to put u down. Some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism but I see now how u give off your negative vibe even thru posts.

And to answer your questions.....if ONLY u knew........but I do not want to have u suicide

Im done visiting this thread. was a waste of time for all of us. Since you did it wrong /
 
lol wasn't trying to put u down. Some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism but I see now how u give off your negative vibe even thru posts.

And to answer your questions.....if ONLY u knew........but I do not want to have u suicide

Im done visiting this thread. was a waste of time for all of us. Since you did it wrong /

I did wrong = something a foid or cuck tear faggot would say

Also, shows me you have not approached.

Your words lack enlightenment.

Right, bro. If I had said the right words from the right angle it would have worked....

Nobody forces you to visit this thread, but you know you will

Because it's most honest expression of effort
 
Congratulations on your stamina and determination to see it through
 
lol wasn't trying to put u down. Some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism but I see now how u give off your negative vibe even thru posts.

And to answer your questions.....if ONLY u knew........but I do not want to have u suicide

Im done visiting this thread. was a waste of time for all of us. Since you did it wrong /
Vibes is bluepilled bullshit. Surely, if it was all vibes, some aspie girl would've failed to pick up on them and accept an approach despite bad vibes. OP is ugly. That is a fact.
 
Congratulations on finishing your journey, I've been following this thread for a few months and never believed you would finish it. I have been rejected by far less women and it still hurts, so I can't even fathom how it must feel like to be rejected by 1000 women.
 
LOL @ PUA faggots thinking you can talk a fucking foid into wanting to have sex with you.

Like that's how it works.

Just think about it in reverse. Imagine some hideously deformed foid who made your dick shrivel was hitting on you. Is there anything she could say to make you want to fuck her, besides, "if you fuck me, Stacy has agreed to fuck you as a reward?"

What do people think sexual attraction even IS?

It's fucking nuts that people are coping so badly that they have to invent a universe where the magical personality potion or Game Power can make another get sexually aroused by you.
 
A tall white man gets rejected by a thousand femoids what chance does a short deathnic like me have? Plus I'm assuming OP is at least as ugly as I am.

Every time I see potent blackpilled threads like these it makes the idea of picking up an Uzi and spraying some sluts seem much more appealing

Hey IT would you care to make a post about this thread? Rhetorical question because I know you avoid hard proof like the plague and just cherrypick whatever edgy comments you can find. sad cunts
 
I might be late to this, but congrats @uninstall ... It is officially over.
 
Vibes is bluepilled bullshit. Surely, if it was all vibes, some aspie girl would've failed to pick up on them and accept an approach despite bad vibes. OP is ugly. That is a fact.

Very true. There are tons of aspie girls these days that can't pick up any vibes at all.

Uninstall didn't seem very angry in his audio to me and I'm pretty good at detecting anger in people because of my life experiences.
 
1000 rejections, proves that no matter what , we always loose.:feelsbadman:
 
Congratulations.
You've done 1000 approaches and there will still be faggots who will try and say it's all your fault, and that if you just try harder you'll somehow manage to score 1 date (Despite getting nothing in the 1000 approaches you did).

To some people there is never enough of a reason to stop trying, they want you to suffer until you die. It's ridiculous and pointless.
 
Hey dude I listened to your approach in the clothes store. I sensed from you, arrogance, insecurity and aggression.
I think it's astonishing that you put yourself through 1000 experiences similar to this.
 
Hey dude I listened to your approach in the clothes store. I sensed from you, arrogance, insecurity and aggression.
I think it's astonishing that you put yourself through 1000 experiences similar to this.

nobody is perfect
 
uninstall, in which country do you live?
 
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uninstall, in which country do you live?
I've heard that accent before but I can't recollect where it's from. I think it is a Russian speaking country.
yes

i have nothing left in me
Can you please say in one of your recorded approaches 'good luck in the fight against autism.' Pllleeeaaassseee.
 
I've heard that accent before but I can't recollect where it's from. I think it is a Russian speaking country

When speaking English I'd say his accent sounds more like Dutch than Russian.
 
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