Approaches 19/11/2018
31 to go...
Let's gear up buddy boyos.
There is slight snow.
I am with my bike.
Have some ski gloves on
1. Omega ignore from some weird feminist looking bitch.
2. Approached some bitch from the back. She ignored me
I said bye you are stupid.
3. Same shit except this one came with a "u r a creep look"
I fucking mogged this bitch.
4. This is probably not a real approach but l gonna count it cause u will see
Approached a duo at a bus stop.
Hi (looked at both to confuse them).
Neither said anything as expected.
Neither did l but l just stood there.
After 5 seconds l said.
How is the business going?
Do we know each other?
Do we know each other, l repeated.
No.
Cool. What's up?
What? Why?
You tell me.
(Btw the ugly one was doing the talking)
We don't know you.
Ok
THE KEY COMES THAT I AM SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME NOT GIVING A FUCK AND TALKING TO HER LIKE SHE IS THE WHORE THAT She is.
Then they bounced and the ugly one said - won't u go anywhere
No...I will sit here.
Lmfao
Eat shit bitch
5. Talked a little
Unreceptive, ugly, ass-chin
I bounced
6. Approached a duo
They looked at each other and asked themselves - do we know him
No
Then the moved away.
7. Ignore from a bitch with a silly grandma hat
8.Hi. you look almost sympathetic
Thanks l have a boyfriend (she said with her gay voice)
Anyway respect if it is true.
Didn't sound sincere tbh
9. Approached a duo
The cute one said - do we know each other WHILE GOING AWAY
l said - l don't know
They laughed while still moving.
Then I said - but suck it anyway
10. Hi
Do we know each other
Yes
Y sure
100%
I don't think so
Think harder
No
Then I started laughing haha
And bounce
11. Number
She is a 4, but body was too covered
Maybe bad downstairs
She studies law
Approached her in a university yard or some shit like that
Cool
Takes me almost 100 to get a number.
I had to press her really hard so l have no expectations.
20 to go
P.S. l wrote her - where are going tomorrow
Don't care what the texting manual says
This is what l came up with.
It is 14 30 the next day.
She didn't answer.
I don't know if she has left me on seen because I deleted the chat and her number upon sending her the message.
Approaches 20/11/2018
It is raining. I am on my bike again.
I don't know if the conditions today will allow me to approach.
But let's go boyos.
Only 20 to go.
That bitch from yesterday will never reply
Fuck her.
I have already forgotten her face.
Btw.
When the foids at work saw me on my bike today, they cringed within their deepest layers.
Lmfao
Eat shit roasties. Cockroaches
1. Do we know each other?
Do we know each other...I said with an intonation implying that l don't give a singular fuck.
I don't think so
How is that my fault l said
She honestly almost ran.
I am still looking at her.
I changed her trajectory like 20 meters
2. Long convo with a womanlet
She was turning 30 this year.
Her birthday turned out to be on the same day as my dad's.
Anyway l actually said - when will you become my girlfriend
She laughed her ass off.
And said (later down the convo)
Is this what you do - riding a bike and asking women to be ur gfs.
I actually said - yes. Is it illegal.
No, she said. It is very practical (showing her low IQ)
Anyway, i asked her - what's your phone
She said iPhone
I said - I mean the digits
I got nothing.
3. Ignore from a bitch on messenger while walking
4. Ignore from some wall hitter
5. Ignore from a cute bitch eating some shit
6. I don't think l know you, she said while she kept staring at her phone.
I said - yeah u don't. Cause u are a fucking autist that lives in her phone.
7. Ignore from a duo of wall hitters
One if them was very fuckable.
8. She shook her head.
U know the rest
9. Ignore from some uggo
10. Ignore from a duo
11 and 12. Two nasty ignores. Like rude af. Didn't log them right away because it was cold.
8 to go
Tomorrow it will all be over.
21 November.
Approaches 21/11/2018
It is raining very badly.
I tried going to work on my bike but returned because it was brutal.
Anyway, l will finish the mission as a foot soldier.
1. Approached a bitch on my way to work.
She knew what's up and ignored me.
Wrong opener, right boyos?
Had l used the proper opener, l would be balls deep in her by now, right?
Ok. Boyos. I went to the metro because it is raining AF today
It will end here.
I am at the old place where l approached during the summer
The memories come back
Haven't been here since August.
Surprisingly low concentrate of bitches here
2. Approached some texting foid
And she bounced.
It was cringed tbh.
The metro is harder for me than street because the last few hundred we're street.
It is kinda like sucking at flat bench because u have been doing overhead press instead.
But no excuses
An approach is an approach.
Almost all foids are on their phone here.
3. The most autistic ignore
I said hi.
Just that.
She moved away as if l were holding a knife.
Then l said "ok" with zero fucks and just pulled my phone and wrote that.
Metro sucks
How did l do it before....
Is it the day? The season?
Me?
Fun fact - I think she gave me a subtle ioi
Loooolz
0.Not gonna count it since she didn't even look at me. Fuck
This. Is hostility on a new level.
It won't end here.
I can't stand it
I will bounce in 5 minutes
Fun fact.
I was about to approach a chick hut didn't because the situation was kinda hard for me
Anyway, 1 minute later some dude comes and kiss her
He was ugly.
Not the first time similar shit happens.
0. Ignore...maybe she didn't hear me because of the train
4. THIS WAS A REAL LEGIT APPROACH
She got red af
I opened with hi. You look sympathetic but are you really.
She got red.
AF
She was waiting for her gf
She doesn't have a bf
She is red the whole time
She is 22. But had baby face
Anyway.
I said - do you want to talk again
She said - l have no time for my personal life.
Lmfao
If Chad says that you, you quit your job.
But for me u have no time
I said - nice like while smiling hardcore
5. She just said hi and walked away.
Looked hot
Two more to go boyos.
6. Went to a university. There was an event (some sports award or some shit - way lamer than you think)
Approached some bitch
We talked a lot.
Guess?
WE ARE BORN ON THE SAME DAY
But she is 9 years younger
I pressed her insanely hard for a number.
She recorded mine
But when that happens it is a soft rejection in well in my case 100% of the time.
She ain't calling.
One more boyos and 1k will be a fact.
Ok boyos.
I live this one for tomorrow.
I was tired and had to buy some pants from the mall.
Lmfao
I did.
Tomorrow. It will be official. But the unofficial 1k is already a fact.
Approaches 22/11/2018
Didn't do the last approach yesterday.
So officially it will end today. I am on my bike since it's not raining.
Btw yesterday l went to the mall to buy pants.
A bitch working there that l had approached before was looking funny at me.
If l didn't know any better, l would think she was giving me iois.
Lmfao
"The creeeep is back"
1. Approached some foid waiting for the bus.
She ignored me
Yep
1000 official rejections
Lmfao
Done
Boyos.
Approaches after the 1000 Mark will be market with +
APPROACHED A DUDE
He was dressed like Jimmy Hendrix or some shit
He was extremely friendly.
Asked me where he can change his iPhone screen.
Lmfao.
Btw dudes are always friendly and don't ask shit questions.
He was looksmaxxed lmfao.
I can make some friends with my low inhibition l guess.
Let's hope they don't think l am a faggot.
+1. Ignore from a foid on her phone.
+2. Talked to a foid that l had approached before but she didn't remember it or played dumb.
Anyway. Nothing happened. She works as barista in a mall and has a bf. She is Asian.
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REJECTED 1000 + TIMES
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BELOW I UPLOADED AN APPROACH I DID IN ENGLISH AND AN EXPLANATION.
I AM SORRY THAT THE SOUND QUALITY IS NOT THAT GOOD.
I RECORDED IT WITH MY PHONE LENOVO K3 NOTE AND AN APP ON IT.
THE EXPLANATION OF THE APPROACH IS ON MY BIKE.
Approach1 In English
https://anchor.fm/uninstall/episodes/First-Approach-mall-femoid-wrapping-presents-e2km1q/a-a6la3l
Explanation
https://anchor.fm/uninstall/episodes/Explanation-of-the-First-Approach-e2km2i/a-a6la5s
TRANSCRIPTION OF THE APPROACH: (YOU CAN ALSO LISTEN TO THE EXPLANATION IN THE LINK)
Hi.
Hi.
Do you speak English?
Yes.
My name is David and I like you. What do you have to say about it?
Nothing.
Can you speak louder?
Nothing.
Why?
I have a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend?
Yes.
Is this your first lie for today?
Lie?
Is this the first time you are lying today?
Lying?
Lying as in not telling the truth.
she points to her T-shirt and says - That's his band
What kind of music is that?
Punk
It sucks
Do you know what an incel is?
No.
I am uninstall.
IN THE FUTURE I WILL MAKE MORE APPROACHES AND ONE LONG PODCAST REVEALING HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE MISSION
IN THE MEAN TIME
THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING ME FOR SO LONG.
I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.
