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LifeFuel I will approach 1000 girls and find a GF

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As others have said you are an inspiration to us Uninstall. Thanks to your thread I've started cold approaching.
 
Good luck comrade, hope one will like you back.
 
he did - had a fattie approach session - no go


yes well that line got him 1 date per hundred approaches.
Also got him a ton of wasted time. He’d be at 500 by now if he used my line
 
Approaches 30/8/2018

Let's freak those cockroaches boyos.

Let's make them fucking scream.

1. Complete ignore. I think she was married or engaged.

Autistic POS anyway cause barely opened her mouth and kept on her phone. I could have pressed her harder but it was pointless.

At this point l am pretty fuckingexperienced and redpilled to waste as much time looking for prospects or drilling ones that will lead to below nothing.p No bb bb

2. Cute but POS

The interaction was pretty short and pointless tbh

Interactions like that make it pretty clear for me that pick up lines and stuff like that are pretty irrelevant most of the time. (Like 90%).

Most women will rejections you regardless of what you say to them due to looks and situational reasons.

Only liars and those who have never approached think otherwise.

3. Ignored.

She was ugly but soooo fuckable

4. Looked hot when l was analyzing her from far but once she got closer l could not stand her fucking face.

Anyway. She just said thank (I said u seem nice) and bounced.

5.Face of disgust. She deserved an Oscar for this - some clothes, makeup maxxed witch with a crooked nose.

I said: hi, you look sympathetic. She made a grimace as if l we're about to rip her tits through her brain. Fuck that POS to be honestly honest.

6. POS

Approached some foid with sun glasses - that's like Russian roulette. Anyway she was smiley and shit, but just said thank u and bounced.

Suck my cock and then say thank u bitch.

Talking to bitches when u can't see their eyes is fun.

7. Approached a duo, but when l was doing it l didn't know it was a duo since one of the foids was talking on the phone.

I couldn't finish my line before they bounced.

Fucking walking targets

POS foids

Offtopic: some fucking cuck with a flower waiting for a foid.

8. Scared the shit out of a milf with tits that we're about to pop out. I said. Hi. Cutie. Lmfao

She made a small step back, murmured something and bounced.

What was she afraid of?

There was surveillance and literal cops 5 meters away. Haha.

9. She wanted to stop but didn't have the balls.

Call it cope or not l could sense shit like that after so many approaches.

She blushed and smiled.

Btw she had headphones on.

I get the least amount of digust and the most amount of positivism (even if they bounce) from foids with headphones. Go figure.

Anyway. She didn't stop. So

POS foid

10. The ignore of the century

Some womanlet with dyed blonde hair.

My voice was not 100% but still pretty decent.

She walked by me like l was a beggar on the street...

Maybe because l am.

Let's go home boyos.

605 to go
 
Approaches 30/8/2018

Let's freak those cockroaches boyos.

Let's make them fucking scream.

1. Complete ignore. I think she was married or engaged.

Autistic POS anyway cause barely opened her mouth and kept on her phone. I could have pressed her harder but it was pointless.

At this point l am pretty fuckingexperienced and redpilled to waste as much time looking for prospects or drilling ones that will lead to below nothing.p No bb bb

2. Cute but POS

The interaction was pretty short and pointless tbh

Interactions like that make it pretty clear for me that pick up lines and stuff like that are pretty irrelevant most of the time. (Like 90%).

Most women will rejections you regardless of what you say to them due to looks and situational reasons.

Only liars and those who have never approached think otherwise.

3. Ignored.

She was ugly but soooo fuckable

4. Looked hot when l was analyzing her from far but once she got closer l could not stand her fucking face.

Anyway. She just said thank (I said u seem nice) and bounced.

5.Face of disgust. She deserved an Oscar for this - some clothes, makeup maxxed witch with a crooked nose.

I said: hi, you look sympathetic. She made a grimace as if l we're about to rip her tits through her brain. Fuck that POS to be honestly honest.

6. POS

Approached some foid with sun glasses - that's like Russian roulette. Anyway she was smiley and shit, but just said thank u and bounced.

Suck my cock and then say thank u bitch.

Talking to bitches when u can't see their eyes is fun.

7. Approached a duo, but when l was doing it l didn't know it was a duo since one of the foids was talking on the phone.

I couldn't finish my line before they bounced.

Fucking walking targets

POS foids

Offtopic: some fucking cuck with a flower waiting for a foid.

8. Scared the shit out of a milf with tits that we're about to pop out. I said. Hi. Cutie. Lmfao

She made a small step back, murmured something and bounced.

What was she afraid of?

There was surveillance and literal cops 5 meters away. Haha.

9. She wanted to stop but didn't have the balls.

Call it cope or not l could sense shit like that after so many approaches.

She blushed and smiled.

Btw she had headphones on.

I get the least amount of digust and the most amount of positivism (even if they bounce) from foids with headphones. Go figure.

Anyway. She didn't stop. So

POS foid

10. The ignore of the century

Some womanlet with dyed blonde hair.

My voice was not 100% but still pretty decent.

She walked by me like l was a beggar on the street...

Maybe because l am.

Let's go home boyos.

605 to go

Half time soon!
 
He's had 2 dates which if he'd been a little smarter - could have resulted in something.

I dont think he will find a g/f - as he has demonstrated - he has no idea how to be with a woman even if he does get further dates. He is not prepared to charm and sweet talk a girl, flatter a little - flirting skills - he doesnt have it and all women see is an awkward angry young man which they can do without.
You sound beta as fuck.
 
Approaches 31/8/2018

Today is a big day fellas.

We will reach 400 official and documented rejections.

All l need is 5.

Let's do it.

1. Some cute yet somewhat dull and boring dyed blonde. Approached her in front of the university where l lock my bike.

She ignored me.

POS. I mog that bitch.

She should be flattered that l even looked at her.

2. Absolutely the same shit except this one was actually really cute. No boobs though....but....as we all know...

Men today are not exactly picky.

3. She looked at me and made a sound combining ew + ah and bounced.

Fuckable but a nasty entitled POS.

4. Some JB l think. Hard to say how old she was.

She was a blonde nerd with glasses and a folder.

I said: hi you seem interesting...she said thank you and bounced while l was about to say - are you?

Fuck that hole too.

5. She was very happy to be approached.

She was reading a book on some stairs.

She actually asked me what's my name after l asked her.

She was a 4 but her youth and hair were boosting her she probably thinks she is 7 or more.

However, she was 18. I am 30.

And l decided to bounce.

She said she was waiting for some guy friend if that matters.

400 rejections reached.

Next time that happen l am telling her l am 25.

But l didn't do it right now.

Besides l don't need an 18 y.o girlfriend, but just for sex it would be great.

Offtopic: two lesbians kissing on a bench wtf tbhh

600 to go
 
What happens when you reach 1000 and fail? Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
 
What happens when you reach 1000 and fail? Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.

If he gets to 1000 fails he will be the Incel King - Leader of all incels, intergalactically.
Until someone supersedes his score of course.
Approaches 31/8/2018

Today is a big day fellas.

We will reach 400 official and documented rejections.

All l need is 5.

Let's do it.

1. Some cute yet somewhat dull and boring dyed blonde. Approached her in front of the university where l lock my bike.

She ignored me.

POS. I mog that bitch.

She should be flattered that l even looked at her.

2. Absolutely the same shit except this one was actually really cute. No boobs though....but....as we all know...

Men today are not exactly picky.

3. She looked at me and made a sound combining ew + ah and bounced.

Fuckable but a nasty entitled POS.

4. Some JB l think. Hard to say how old she was.

She was a blonde nerd with glasses and a folder.

I said: hi you seem interesting...she said thank you and bounced while l was about to say - are you?

Fuck that hole too.

5. She was very happy to be approached.

She was reading a book on some stairs.

She actually asked me what's my name after l asked her.

She was a 4 but her youth and hair were boosting her she probably thinks she is 7 or more.

However, she was 18. I am 30.

And l decided to bounce.

She said she was waiting for some guy friend if that matters.

400 rejections reached.

Next time that happen l am telling her l am 25.

But l didn't do it right now.

Besides l don't need an 18 y.o girlfriend, but just for sex it would be great.

Offtopic: two lesbians kissing on a bench wtf tbhh

600 to go


I'd spend the 100$ and get a hidden shirt button camera.
Make a youtube channel out of it with daily posts!?!
:) no joke!
Approaches 31/8/2018

Today is a big day fellas.

We will reach 400 official and documented rejections.

All l need is 5.

Let's do it.

1. Some cute yet somewhat dull and boring dyed blonde. Approached her in front of the university where l lock my bike.

She ignored me.

POS. I mog that bitch.

She should be flattered that l even looked at her.

2. Absolutely the same shit except this one was actually really cute. No boobs though....but....as we all know...

Men today are not exactly picky.

3. She looked at me and made a sound combining ew + ah and bounced.

Fuckable but a nasty entitled POS.

4. Some JB l think. Hard to say how old she was.

She was a blonde nerd with glasses and a folder.

I said: hi you seem interesting...she said thank you and bounced while l was about to say - are you?

Fuck that hole too.

5. She was very happy to be approached.

She was reading a book on some stairs.

She actually asked me what's my name after l asked her.

She was a 4 but her youth and hair were boosting her she probably thinks she is 7 or more.

However, she was 18. I am 30.

And l decided to bounce.

She said she was waiting for some guy friend if that matters.

400 rejections reached.

Next time that happen l am telling her l am 25.

But l didn't do it right now.

Besides l don't need an 18 y.o girlfriend, but just for sex it would be great.

Offtopic: two lesbians kissing on a bench wtf tbhh

600 to go


I'd spend the 100$ and get a hidden shirt button camera.
Make a youtube channel out of it with daily posts!?!
:) no joke!
 
I dont know how many girls ive tried, but ive lost count. fuck it ill start from the bottom from kindergarden

Hannah: kissed on playground (told teachers I raped her)
Kennedy: 2nd grade, ran away from me if I asked her to play at recess

Sydney: she told me she loved me randomly in an email. although she was pregnant and had yellow teeth, I still think about her because she could have been the one.

Naomi: 9th grade, really tried on this one. tried being friends with her messged her on msn messenger but ended up unfriending me on facebook stopped speaking

Jordyn: 10th grade. only girl I ever dated fake kissed me in front of my friends, but to akward to say anything. broke up after 2 weeks, she lost her virginity to my best friend (at the time) turned out she was just using me to get close to him.

Aleecia: 11th grade, had a big crush on her and talked to her in between class. was getting confortable around her until one day she told her friends shed rather bang any other guy at the school besides me.

Candela: asked her to go to prom with me, she was an exchange student from argintina who speak no english, i felt like I pressured her into saying yes. Never danced with me at prom, and went and took photos with some other guy, later she said she went home instead of going to the after party because she was "nervious" probs thought I was gonna rape her :/

countless tinder chicks Ive never been on a date with...

and now im 22 contemplating suicide, im a hopeless virgin. Ill never have a SF to care for, nor will I ever have a rewarding career. the only thing that can rap this all up is an exit bag or rope.
 
superhuman levels of persistence @uninstall
maybe you could start a different thread with a parallel goal e.g. idk start activities where there'll be foids? (and still do the 1000 cold approaches)
 
Uninstall making foids who reject you feel bad will not make you feel better. You must be cold as ice, have you not blackpilled?Detach all feeling from anything external. Especially foids. You risk flaming the ones who wouldn't have rejected you otherwise. That you carry your emotions from one approach to the next is apparent. Ask yourself: Are you approaching or are you using it as an excuse to bully people because you feel small? If you don't want this to work stop the experiment before you hurt yourself. Don't carry on if you will self sabotage like you are now.
 
Have you ever tried just saying 'I saw you over there and think your stunning, it would mean the world if I could get your number', starting with a hi or something like that is a bit shit, because they have a reason to just shrug you off, go straight in for the kill mate.
King of cuckery right here. Confirmed truecel.
 
@uninstall is this you? :feelsrope:

 
Approaches 3/9/2018

I am with my bike.

It may rain.

Let's kill those cockroaches anyway.

400 approaches done.

Let's see what the next 100 will bring to uncle uninstall.

1. Hot bitch nice tits chewing a gum

Approached her on the street.

She ignored me.

If anyone cares l am not dressed perfectly like, but not the worse either.

2. Mega ultra look maxxed bitch - hair, make up, tanned legs - good titties - perfect size for my small but proud penor.

I knew she was going to ignore me because she was on her phone and was an apple bitch. Well l had to annoy her and did it.

Offtopic; some giga Chad - jaw, mega tall, roids passed by me. A foid turned after him.

Missed a hot bitch. Right when l was about to approach she broke eye contact as if she could sense what was coming her way - uninstall'# omega power. Lmfao.

Kinda did ba rookie mistake.

Said hi to some bitch and she said what but with a nasty intonation suggesting a rejection. She wanted me to repeat. I paused and said fuck u while moving away. Did not say it to her face.

I just said it because she was like a collective image of all the rejections.

Ok. Let's get collected and finish this session before the rain comes.

3. What's your name?

It's not gonna happen (said with the aspiest tone she seemed capable of)

Fucking 4. This is 4 with early form of cellulite.

Ffs.

In a fair world she will be singing under my fucking mansion.

4. Epic

I said hi how are you...she kept walking.

Added...you look sympathetic and she had actually stopped but l didn't see her initially.

When l turned and saw her she bounced.

Like WTF bitch

5. Hi. How are you?

She pretended l don't exist.

Offtopic; saw some foid from school... don't remember which though. Foid has aged pretty well but still the wall...is approching. Dem kankles.

It is raining. Fuck l love it

6. Approached a duo

Lmfao - two foids kinda fugly but definitely not shit tier.

Hi.

(They stopped.)

Which one of you likes me the most?

(I looked in the eyes of each other consecutively.

No blinking.

They were omega confused and moved on.

I said: so both of you...lmfao

I plan to approach duos too now.

I need to come up with a blanket dialogue.

Let's go home for now.

594 to go
 
tomorrow I start my own approaches, thread inspired me ^^
 
Approaches 4/9/2018

Ok. Boyos.

Time to do this fucked up thing again.

Offtopic; the fenders on my bike are terrible.

Ok. Let's annoy some roastied and go home.

1.lol perfect start - a make up maxxed 6 a.k.a in a skirt; blonde;

She probably thinks she is a 20.

Anyway, l opened her and she said l am in a hurry and left me hanging.

2.omega hot bitch with green eyes...kinda aging....she must have been the shit some years ago

Guess what?

Guess what?

SHE GAVE ME THE SAME EXCUSE - "I AM IN A HURRY".

Lmfao. Awalt.

3. She felt uncomfortable and touched her hair. Lmfao. Maybe even blushed like a miniscule amount. Said thank without making an actual sound - only her lips moved.

She was a make up maxxed 5.

She bounced though.

My delivery voice wise was ok but ....I need better timing and posture.



4. The timid roastie

Some young roastied carrying nher groceries.

Said: hello, you seem attractive. How are you?

She had this shy vibe and didn't know what to say. She bounced. I said bye.

5.Nagged a bitch with dyed hair.

Her hair was dyed partially green.

I said: hi. U look sympathetic.

She was going away but when she heard sympathetic she turned around.

I added: "apart from your hair". She turned around with an offended grimace.

Lmfao.

Eat shit. Grotesque POS.

This ain't fucking tinder.

6. Bitch walking a Labrador

Didn't want to talk to me. Everything she said was infested by fake courtesy.

Had green eyes. Lots of green eyes bitches today.

7. Approached a duo for a finish

I used the same pick up line - which one you like me the most?

They started laughing hysterically.

The l said l guess both.

They were already getting away and still laughing.

One of them screamed good luck.



I am going to my bike and then home.

587 to go
 
You just "go" to them? How do you do it exactly? can you elab?
Also have you tried changed your approach method throughout your journey?
 
5.Nagged a bitch with dyed hair.

Her hair was dyed partially green.

I said: hi. U look sympathetic.

She was going away but when she heard sympathetic she turned around.

I added: "apart from your hair". She turned around with an offended grimace.

Lmfao.

Eat shit. Grotesque POS.

This ain't fucking tinder.
:feelsohh:
 
You just "go" to them? How do you do it exactly? can you elab?
Also have you tried changed your approach method throughout your journey?

most recent approaches are all on the street

i see woman on the street and go to her
 
Are you including the duos as two approaches brah? What about in a scenario where only one of them talks to you?
 
Uninstall making foids who reject you feel bad will not make you feel better. You must be cold as ice, have you not blackpilled?Detach all feeling from anything external. Especially foids. You risk flaming the ones who wouldn't have rejected you otherwise. That you carry your emotions from one approach to the next is apparent. Ask yourself: Are you approaching or are you using it as an excuse to bully people because you feel small? If you don't want this to work stop the experiment before you hurt yourself. Don't carry on if you will self sabotage like you are now.
High IQ. This whole attempt feels like self-sabotage tbhtbh
 
7. Approached a duo for a finish

I used the same pick up line - which one you like me the most?

They started laughing hysterically.

The l said l guess both.

They were already getting away and still laughing.

One of them screamed good luck.



I am going to my bike and then home.

587 to go

This thread is just [suicidefuel] at this point.
 
you seem to be going downhill

in the first 200 you had more happening

now its just wtf bounced etc
 
The duo appro
This thread is just [suicidefuel] at this point.

The duo approaches are just begging ...

Let's see what happens
you seem to be going downhill

in the first 200 you had more happening

now its just wtf bounced etc

Because of the venue. Women on the street can easily escape and the convos are short.

But on the other hand the autistic girl that went a date with me was a street approach too.

So..
A long convo does not mean much in the end.

If l go back to the metro, the convos will be longer because the foids have nowhere to run.
 
Stop with the “you look sympathetic” line, it’s not working. You should compliment them on something unique you see, clothes, jewelry, etc
 
Stop with the “you look sympathetic” line, it’s not working. You should compliment them on something unique you see, clothes, jewelry, etc

jfl if you think it comes down to a line

it's actually a great line just does not sound trendy in english
 
The problem with any standardised line is that you produce it with autopilot without engaging your social intelligence. Also it doesn't give her any anchor for conversation, she can only say thank you or talk about herself. What is she supposed to say? "Yes I love to practice looking sympathetic, actually I won an award in it in '05! Have you read the latest article about in Symp?".
We're incels, we don't have natural attraction which is why lines work for Chad.
Try stuff like: "Do you think it will rain?", "Cute dog, what breed is she?", "Have you noticed the squirrel over there?", "Do you know what bird is making this sound?", "Do you know any cafes in there area? I can only find starbucks"
You know. The kind of stuff humans say when they talk.
 
The problem with any standardised line is that you produce it with autopilot without engaging your social intelligence. Also it doesn't give her any anchor for conversation, she can only say thank you or talk about herself. What is she supposed to say? "Yes I love to practice looking sympathetic, actually I won an award in it in '05! Have you read the latest article about in Symp?".
We're incels, we don't have natural attraction which is why lines work for Chad.
Try stuff like: "Do you think it will rain?", "Cute dog, what breed is she?", "Have you noticed the squirrel over there?", "Do you know what bird is making this sound?", "Do you know any cafes in there area? I can only find starbucks"
You know. The kind of stuff humans say when they talk.

I have a whole dialogue for receptive bitches.

i DON'T ENGAGE MY SOCIAL INTELLIGENCE WITH AN OPENER - I DO IT WITH POSITIONING AND SHIT.

FFS, IF YOU OVERCLOCK UR BRAIN FOR EVERY APPROACH AND TRY TO ULTRA-THINK, YOU WILL SEE IT IS NOT PRACTICAL.

THE hard truth motherfucker is that 99% of the women WILL NOT be receptive regardless of what you say to them because - LOOKS and SITUATION....

that's the truth

sure, you can LEAD a long conversation by being a passive faggot

BUT YOU ARE NOT DOING IT TO TALK TO SOME FOID.

YOU DO IT FOR OTHER REASONS

THAT'S WHY YOU GO DIRECT.

I CAN BE INDIRECT AND TALK FOREVER - BUT WHAT GOOD IS THAT DOING TO ME?.

SHE EITHER LIKES YOU OR NOT.

Approaches 5/9/2018

Fuck. I have zero desire to approach right now.

But let's do it anyway boyos.

Let's make those roastied mad.

What a shit face day;

First, l have a foggy mind.

Second, no prospects.

Did 2 approached so far that we're too stupid to even log. One of them was some average queen eating at McDonald's. Fuck.

3. Ignore - don't even want to talk about it. Very bad choice on my part.

4. Omega ignore.

5.giga omega ignore

I am telling you. That a shit fest today.

Nasty. Shit feeling inside.

It is just one of those days when shit turns into Omega shit.

I have no choice but to embrace the shit.

overall - OMEGA SHITY DAY

MY heart told me not to go and I didn't listen.

Whatever...fuck it.

582 to go
 
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Best thread on incels.is by far.Following @uninstall has been incredible, been doing it before I even joined. From the Zodiac Killer to the aspie pianist, @uninstall just keeps getting better and better. This is like the finale of Gurren Lagan or something.
 
Best thread on incels.is by far.Following @uninstall has been incredible, been doing it before I even joined. From the Zodiac Killer to the aspie pianist, @uninstall just keeps getting better and better. This is like the finale of Gurren Lagan or something.

thank you for the support

people who support me are one of the primary reasons why I continue to do this
 
thank you for the support

people who support me are one of the primary reasons why I continue to do this
Everyone here supports you; even us who critique you. Your thread made me join this forum.
 
Everyone here supports you; even us who critique you. Your thread made me join this forum.

thank you man

I really appreciate it

with support like this, I can probably finish the mission 50% done will soon be a reality
 
I'm shocked nobody's called the cops yet. Maybe something to look forward to in the next 500
 
I'm shocked nobody's called the cops yet. Maybe something to look forward to in the next 500
I have a feeling Uninstall is in EE, which is why nobody has called the cops, because nobody gives a shit about some incel engaging in random conversation here with foids and thankfully.
 
I'm shocked nobody's called the cops yet. Maybe something to look forward to in the next 500

He lives in Europe. It's more laid back over there. If he tried this in the States, he would have been arrested by the law enforcement already and doxxed by a feminist on her blog.
 
I’m surprised that this thread is still going strong
 
"Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything" - uninstall
 
"Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything" - uninstall

good quote but is not mine
Approaches 7/9/2018

On my bike, looking for bitches.

Let's see what happens.

1. I don't know you right...lmfao

Some milf.

Anyway. The start is always shitty.

2. Blonde Stacy... she said she didn't speak the language.

Then l started in English.

I asked her where are you from

She said l don't understand.

100% lie. So l count it as a rejection.

3. Approached a 4 on a side walk lmfao.

She had a receptive face l followed her in her direction. She bounced.

4. Approached a foid l had approached before. She said: NOT AGAIN.

Weird because this location was actually kinda new, but then l got it - it is actually close to a metro station....so maybe from there.

5. She gave me the disgust look.

Offtopoc: my rear rim is bended.

I have to true that motherfucker.

6. That fear.

Approached some old, probably, 30, sack of shit, in front of a ministry with plenty of cameras. She made that scared look.

Then some small talk and she obviously wasn't interested.

There is either a picture of me somewhere or l am getting uglier.

So negative towards me.

7. Approached a weird duo.

One plain Jane doe and one Stacy but with make up. Both aging.

Which one of you likes me the most?

Silence. They looked at each other and said nothing.

So both l guess...

Still silence.

Well, it doesn't really matter because l like you, l said and looked at the Stacy.

They laughed and bounced.

0. Full ignore. But actually not sure if she heard me.

8. Repeated the same duo approach on another duo. They were more receptive. Because they were much younger.

Still bounced.

Offtopoc: some Chad is playing a one chord song on an electric guitar. People have stopped to watch him and pour money in his guitar case.

Offtopic; took a Leak in the park. Don't worry. It is dark.

LIFE FUEL: I HAVE AN ULTRA POWERFUL FRONT LIGHT - SOME SIGMA SHIT MADE IN GERMANY.

I put it on and when l was passing by a bench with some JB l accidentally turned my handlebars towards her eyes.

It fucking killed her. She put her hand in front of her face and gave me an angry look.

Eat those 300 lumens u nasty piece of shit.

9. Repeated the duo approach.

One of them was silent. The other said we both like you when l suggested it.

But they didn't stop for a convo.

10. Bitch sitting on something waiting for something.

Hi. U look sympathetic. Are you like that in real life...

She actually smiled and blushed slightly.

But then said lnfeel awkward talking to strangers.

11. CLASSIC ATTENTION SEEKING ROASTIE

She was on her bike with a backpack - similar bike to mine - a hardtail. I thought - perfect.

She was extremely receptive. She told me that she is trying to get a visa for Canada. My dad worked in Canada for one year and decade ago so we talked about it a little. I asked her what she works and shit ...

She asked me the same questions.

But l could sense that something was off.

I dropped the boyfriend question.

SHE SAID: I AM SORRY BUT YES.

POS.

12.Jb - complete ignore - pulled her phone out.

13. Only a smile from some POS.

Ok. I have 10km of biking to home. It is dark as fuck. Lovely.

569 to go
 
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good quote but is not mine
Approaches 7/9/2018

On my bike, looking for bitches.

Let's see what happens.

1. I don't know you right...lmfao

Some milf.

Anyway. The start is always shitty.

2. Blonde Stacy... she said she didn't speak the language.

Then l started in English.

I asked her where are you from

She said l don't understand.

100% lie. So l count it as a rejection.

3. Approached a 4 on a side walk lmfao.

She had a receptive face l followed her in her direction. She bounced.

4. Approached a foid l had approached before. She said: NOT AGAIN.

Weird because this location was actually kinda new, but then l got it - it is actually close to a metro station....so maybe from there.

5. She gave me the disgust look.

Offtopoc: my rear rim is bended.

I have to true that motherfucker.

6. That fear.

Approached some old, probably, 30, sack of shit, in front of a ministry with plenty of cameras. She made that scared look.

Then some small talk and she obviously wasn't interested.

There is either a picture of me somewhere or l am getting uglier.

So negative towards me.

7. Approached a weird duo.

One plain Jane doe and one Stacy but with make up. Both aging.

Which one of you likes me the most?

Silence. They looked at each other and said nothing.

So both l guess...

Still silence.

Well, it doesn't really matter because l like you, l said and looked at the Stacy.

They laughed and bounced.

0. Full ignore. But actually not sure if she heard me.

8. Repeated the same duo approach on another duo. They were more receptive. Because they were much younger.

Still bounced.

Offtopoc: some Chad is playing a one chord song on an electric guitar. People have stopped to watch him and pour money in his guitar case.

Offtopic; took a Leak in the park. Don't worry. It is dark.

LIFE FUEL: I HAVE AN ULTRA POWERFUL FRONT LIGHT - SOME SIGMA SHIT MADE IN GERMANY.

I put it on and when l was passing by a bench with some JB l accidentally turned my handlebars towards her eyes.

It fucking killed her. She put her hand in front of her face and gave me an angry look.

Eat those 300 lumens u nasty piece of shit.

9. Repeated the duo approach.

One of them was silent. The other said we both like you when l suggested it.

But they didn't stop for a convo.

10. Bitch sitting on something waiting for something.

Hi. U look sympathetic. Are you like that in real life...

She actually smiled and blushed slightly.

But then said lnfeel awkward talking to strangers.

11. CLASSIC ATTENTION SEEKING ROASTIE

She was on her bike with a backpack - similar bike to mine - a hardtail. I thought - perfect.

She was extremely receptive. She told me that she is trying to get a visa for Canada. My dad worked in Canada for one year and decade ago so we talked about it a little. I asked her what she works and shit ...

She asked me the same questions.

But l could sense that something was off.

I dropped the boyfriend question.

SHE SAID: I AM SORRY BUT YES.

POS.

12.Jb - complete ignore - pulled her phone out.

13. Only a smile from some POS.

Ok. I have 10km of biking to home. It is dark as fuck. Lovely.

569 to go


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