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Story I went to see an escort yesterday and she kept spitting into the bin

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I had sex with an escort yesterday.

every minute or two after the blowjob she'd reach out to her bin and spit. Made me feel like shit, like I showered and take care of my dick, idk what was repulsive about it.
 
brutal approval pill
 
That's brutal I would've killed myself
 
over a shitty escort?
That's humiliating. Your cum must've been really bad or she just didn't want your incel fluids in her mouth
 
Drink a shitload of pineapple juice before your next blowjob session.
 
Was it not with a condom? I thought escorts required one and that you should avoid the ones that don’t :feelswhat:
 
That's humiliating. Your cum must've been really bad or she just didn't want your incel fluids in her mouth
She never tasted my cum. It was after sucking my dick. She'd reach out to her bin to spit after sucking my dick for about a minute only to repeat it again.

It was weird because when I showered, I vigorously cleaned my dick with a strawberry-flavoured shower gel. I'm sure my dick tasted and smelt nice after that. I'm a hygienic person.
Was it not with a condom? I thought escorts required one and that you should avoid the ones that don’t :feelswhat:
Without.
 
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that's actually pretty trashy

i dont mind having an escort go into the bathroom to rinse her mouth out with mouthwash during a short break (and doing any spitting she needs to do there), but just spitting into a bin?

that's fucking disgusting
 
You're probably not the only one she does that to.
 
She never tasted my cum. It was after sucking my dick. She'd reach out to her bin to spit after sucking my dick for about a minute only to repeat it again.

It was weird because when I showered, I vigorously cleaned my dick with a strawberry-flavoured shower gel. I'm sure my dick tasted and smelt nice after that. I'm a hygienic person.

Without.
She was so disgusted by your presence she had to spit in a bin every milisecond
 
Maybe she lack manners.
 
thats humiliating.
 
She never tasted my cum. It was after sucking my dick. She'd reach out to her bin to spit after sucking my dick for about a minute only to repeat it again.
He's probably means pre-cum, your cock must be leaking
 
All her reviews were positive except for one. Their experiences detailed nothing like mine.
most escort reviews are posted by the escort or her pimp
you should have gotten a doll
 
All her reviews were positive except for one. Their experiences detailed nothing like mine.
If the reviews are shit like, "shes amazing, be careful you might fall in love" you know it was written by the girl herself (only foids say this corny shit).
If it's shit like, "pussy was real good, will definitely become a regular," it was written by some pimp.
 
She never tasted my cum. It was after sucking my dick. She'd reach out to her bin to spit after sucking my dick for about a minute only to repeat it again.

It was weird because when I showered, I vigorously cleaned my dick with a strawberry-flavoured shower gel. I'm sure my dick tasted and smelt nice after that. I'm a hygienic person.

Maybe it was the residue of the shower gel. Leaves a bitter taste. Some things smell nice but taste bas.
 
That’s what they call service lol.
Never pay for it again.
 
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It's supposed to make your cum tastes better with the sweetness of the pineapple.
Bruh
Pineapple or not, if your piss ever tastes sweet you have diabetes
 
Bruh
Pineapple or not, if your piss ever tastes sweet you have diabetes
Piss on the whore and she'll tell you it tastes like birthday cake!
 
Are you circumcised? :feelswhat:
Nobody (foids) is going to think it's clean no matter how good it smells if it's out here looking like an elephant trunk. :smonk:
 
Piss on the whore and she'll tell you it tastes like birthday cake!
Interesting. I do know pineapple has a concentration of heathy fat like polyunsaturated fatty acids.

But I didn't know drinking juice changed the taste of urine. Do you know from experience?

I'm not sure how that would work.
Are you circumcised? :feelswhat:
Nobody (foids) is going to think it's clean no matter how good it smells if it's out here looking like an elephant trunk. :smonk:
That isn't universally true.
 
Interesting. I do know pineapple has a concentration of heathy fat like polyunsaturated fatty acids.

But I didn't know drinking juice changed the taste of urine. Do you know from experience?
The sweetness in semen is not from diabetes. Drinking pinapple juice, so I've heard, affects the flavor of semen but not of urine.
 
She never tasted my cum. It was after sucking my dick. She'd reach out to her bin to spit after sucking my dick for about a minute only to repeat it again.

It was weird because when I showered, I vigorously cleaned my dick with a strawberry-flavoured shower gel. I'm sure my dick tasted and smelt nice after that. I'm a hygienic person.

Without.
Maybe it tasted like soap and she didnt like it?
 
Did you tidy up your room before visiting the hooker?

No? Well you should have and also join a gym too.
 

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