Blackpill I watched Wicked so you don't have to

[Roastie Crusher]

First, the movie is PG and intended for children. I will only give a few points, someone else can critique it.

Taglines for the movie:

• "Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?"
• "The best way to bring folks together is to give them a real good enemy."

Characters:

• Ariana Grande is the "white" savior protagonist Good Witch
• The Bad witch is green and played by an African actress

Semi-chronological order

• The wicked witch is born to a white midget and black midget. It shows the black foid midget getting bred by a tallfag(race unclear) after getting drunk.
• When the witch pops out they scream because she's green
• she gets bullied by the white kids
• Ariana grande befriends the bad witch at a college called "Shiz"
• They have a semi-lesbian relationship(she want to teach her to be white and pretty)
• Jew manlet wants to bang Ariana but she gets him to go out with the paraplegic sister of the bad witch.
• Chad is banging Ariana but has sexual tension scenes with the Black green witch.
• The school Shiz is like Hogwartz for adults and there are magical professors that are animals(jews). The evil white people ban the animals(jews) and put them in cages. The witches want to save their furry friends.(goatpill)

Ariana and the Bad Witch go to the Emerald city(smart feudal city) and meet the overlord Wizard of OZ(Jews)

They discover OZ(jews) just want to use their powers for money.

Bad witch accidentally gives monkey guards in OZ palace wings. She freaks out and escapes the jew wizard of oz. Ariana can't escape stays behind.

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

0 reply pill + all for nothing jfl dnr

 

[chudjak]

Read and still don't give a shit about the movie, more disneyslop for wokes or whatever

 

[Roastie Crusher]

Read and still don't give a shit about the movie, more disneyslop for wokes or whatever

no one said you have to care. have fun not caring when they shove a needle up your ass in the next plandemic. LOL

 

[Roastie Crusher]

0 reply pill + all for nothing jfl dnr

brainrot

 

[chudjak]

no one said you have to care. have fun not caring when they shove a needle up your ass in the next plandemic. LOL

Won't happen!!! (I think)

 

[GloriousFight]

Honestly if the movie were gender swapped, it would be a pretty fucking based story about an incel revolutionary