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KilluminoidBR

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And i just reallized that almost all clone troopers that died in the war died VIRGINS.

Has anyone here stopped to think about it?? my god...
 
Holy shit, you’re right.
 
I swear you made this post before.
 
It's over for stormtroopercels
 
Wrong. Official cannon material states that in-between battles they were allowed to go to bars and get shitfaced and because the dude that the clones were based on was tall and good looking they often got laid.

Even star wars clone troopers are getting laid more often than you.
 
I always found it quite interesting that the good-guys used an army of live cloned slaves for their army whilst the baddies had mindless robots. Would it not have been a scandal that the supposed 'Republic' was using such a fascistic military recruitment strategy?
 
Wrong. Official cannon material states that in-between battles they were allowed to go to bars and get shitfaced and because the dude that the clones were based on was tall and good looking they often got laid.
There is a scene like that on Clone Wars animation when Fives was killed that shows the clones driking like crazy in a Coruscant bar, BUT in the bar there were only other clones.

What is your source?
 
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And i just reallized that almost all clone troopers that died in the war died VIRGINS.

Has anyone here stopped to think about it?? my god...
retarted post
 
They’re the ultimate wagecucks, their fighting for something that will never affect them. Like most “PaYtrYoTik” soldiers.

Finn wanted to ascend with the white whore but got demoted to space janitor and settled for a 3/10 ricebitch
 
There is a scene like that on Clone Wars animation when Fives was killed that shows the clones driking like crazy in a Coruscant bar, BUT in the bar there were only other clones.

What is your source?

It was talked about in some book I think. I never read the book I just watched a video about it on some star wars channel that talks about star wars stuff. As far as I know the book is considered a part of the current cannon.
 

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