It's Over I was about to take the doll pill

[fast_curry]

Here's my story: after realizing the risk of escortcelling at the place where I live, I decided to look into dolls as a temporary measure before I move to Japan where I can fuck whores in the mouth without worrying about cops.

I spent last night checking the doll forum and various sources and found this doll with the ideal body shape (I can even customize her face to look like an anime waifu!).

Just as I was about to contact the shop and place my order, I casually scrolled down to the spec section:

Is this a fucking joke? I have to be reminded of my micropenis even if I decide to settle with a doll. How is 17cm even possible? They don't even allow you to shorten the depth. There's also no way that I can lift her to my unit on the second floor alone; I wasn't even able to do that with a 35lbs piano keyboard! That's just so unfair.

There's also a non-zero chance (dollcels pls confirm if this is accurate) that the doll will be seized at the customs because she's A-cup and doesn't have a face that resembles a post-wall roastie. I might not even be able to get her to begin with

 

[Deleted member 30198]

brutal dickpill

 

[Kamikaze]

You arent supposed to hit the end of her canal with your benis. You should be fine. Just slide the box on the stairs.

 

[kanyepilled]

why is the mouth depth so short?

There's also no way that I can lift her to my unit on the second floor alone; I wasn't even able to do that with a 35lbs piano keyboard!

you can't carry 35 lbs? do you have a muscle condition? (being serious btw)

 

[Kamikaze]

35 lb is like 15kg... my dog weighs more than that and i lift her easilly(im a skinny lanklet).

You need to buy some weights.

 

[fast_curry]

You arent supposed to hit the end of her canal with your benis. You should be fine. Just slide the box on the stairs.

It's still humiliating when you realize you can barely reach 60-70% of its depth (even for that I'd have to concentrate hard and almost push my balls in).

By sliding you mean having the box placed down on the stairs and pushing it up from the bottom? The floor is carpeted so it might help because there's less friction.

why is the mouth depth so short?


you can't carry 35 lbs? do you have a muscle condition? (being serious btw)

I'm not joking. I thought it was normal if you never hit the gym. I struggled a lot lifting my suitcase that only has some albums and a desktop computer onto a luggage rack (the suitcase might weigh even less than 35lbs).

Maybe I should visit a doctor and check if I have any of the conditions. I have annual physical each year but they always tell me that I'm fine.

35 lb is like 15kg... my dog weighs more than that and i lift her easilly(im a skinny lanklet).

You need to buy some weights.

Any links on how I can get started? It would be nice if I can do all these at home without going to a gym (being in the same room with unfuckable fit Stacies is something I'd like to avoid)

 

[BrazilianLiveMatter]

brocel start with some push-ups if you can't even handle 35 lbs.

 

[kanyepilled]

I'm not joking. I thought it was normal if you never hit the gym. I struggled a lot lifting my suitcase that only has some albums and a desktop computer onto a luggage rack (the suitcase might weigh even less than 35lbs).

when you look in the mirror with your shirt off does your body look normal to you? we have a 'restriction' on how much of our muscle we can use to prevent fucking them up, perhaps your's is extremely limiting.

Any links on how I can get started? It would be nice if I can do all these at home without going to a gym (being in the same room with unfuckable fit Stacies is something I'd like to avoid)

any type of bodyweight exercise, or just go to dick's or something and pick up a weight set, but they're somewhat heavy so make sure you can lift it before asking to buy it to prevent embarrassment.

 

[Kamikaze]

Get a pull up bar.

 

[fast_curry]

start with some push-ups if you can't even handle 35 lbs.

I used to do 40 push-ups per day (split into 20 X2) and it lasted for a month or so. Maybe I should have increased the load gradually instead of giving up for acute abdominal pain.

when you look in the mirror with your shirt off does your body look normal to you?

i think i look normal. My BMI is 19 but I find my arms look normal (though a friend of mine said I was skinny). I always eat more than I should hoping that I can gain some bodyweight but it never worked. My doctor just wrote it off by saying that I have fast metabolism.

any type of bodyweight exercise, or just go to dick's or something and pick up a weight set, but they're somewhat heavy so make sure you can lift it before asking to buy it to prevent embarrassment.

Should I pick the one that I can barely lift or the one that takes less effort but not too little?
@AllanKing @ldar_ricecel @PPEcel @Lv99_BixNood @SlayerSlayer

How much weight can you lift? I wonder if lifting a maximum of 35 lbs is normal for ricecels (tbf I can technically lift 35 lbs but only for a few seconds before my arms or waist give in)

 

[kanyepilled]

I used to do 40 push-ups per day (split into 20 X2) and it lasted for a month or so. Maybe I should have increased the load gradually instead of giving up for acute abdominal pain.

how much do you weigh? i'm around ~124 lbs and could drop 30 right now, but similar to you i stopped due to uncontrollable issues.

Should I pick the one that I can barely lift or the one that takes less effort but not too little?

choose whichever one you think you could carry back to your car. if you're not sure, just pick the lighter one as you can always go and buy more plates or do more reps if need be. if you aren't an extremeanxietycel like me then you could cop a heavier one.

 

[Mecoja]

It's still humiliating when you realize you can barely reach 60-70% of its depth (even for that I'd have to concentrate hard and almost push my balls in).

By sliding you mean having the box placed down on the stairs and pushing it up from the bottom? The floor is carpeted so it might help because there's less friction.

I'm not joking. I thought it was normal if you never hit the gym. I struggled a lot lifting my suitcase that only has some albums and a desktop computer onto a luggage rack (the suitcase might weigh even less than 35lbs).

Maybe I should visit a doctor and check if I have any of the conditions. I have annual physical each year but they always tell me that I'm fine.

Any links on how I can get started? It would be nice if I can do all these at home without going to a gym (being in the same room with unfuckable fit Stacies is something I'd like to avoid)

View: https://youtu.be/f4Wv7bHWJp0?t=71
There is no shame in exercising everyone starts somewhere, do the knee push ups or buy 2x5kg dumbells, you can add weight as you progress. I can barely do 10 pushups i need also to exercise much more.

 

[fast_curry]

how much do you weigh? i'm around ~124 lbs and could drop 30 right now, but similar to you i stopped due to uncontrollable issues.

133-135lbs-ish. I don't have my scale with me rn but I might have fattened a little for consuming junk food.

choose whichever one you think you could carry back to your car. if you're not sure, just pick the lighter one as you can always go and buy more plates or do more reps if need be. if you aren't an extremeanxietycel like me then you could cop a heavier one.

I don't have a car I developed an anxiety for driving after getting my car rekt over and over in racing games.
I like the idea of adding more plates. I'll go with that option I think.

View: https://youtu.be/f4Wv7bHWJp0?t=71
There is no shame in exercising everyone starts somewhere, do the knee push ups or buy 2x5kg dumbells, you can add weight as you progress. I can barely do 10 pushups i need also to exercise much more.

Thanks brocel. I'll check out the video. I think I might need to delay my order until I'm capable of lifting the doll to my room (though I'm still tempted to get it now in case I become less decisive later on)

 

[Mecoja]

133-135lbs-ish. I don't have my scale with me rn but I might have fattened a little for consuming junk food.


I don't have a car I developed an anxiety for driving after getting my car rekt over and over in racing games.
I like the idea of adding more plates. I'll go with that option I think.

Thanks brocel. I'll check out the video. I think I might need to delay my order until I'm capable of lifting the doll to my room (though I'm still tempted to get it now in case I become less decisive later on)

Dumbells are good, you can train entire body with them and you dont need a bench, you can train on the bed, on the floor or in the chair. If you buy plastic ones filled with sand they are really cheap and you can set the weight from 5kg to 31kg per dumbell.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

How is 17cm even possible? They don't even allow you to shorten the depth.

Is it possible to lengthen the depth? To short for me

 

[fast_curry]

Dumbells are good, you can train entire body with them and you dont need a bench, you can train on the bed, on the floor or in the chair. If you buy plastic ones filled with sand they are really cheap and you can set the weight from 5kg to 31kg per dumbell.

Thanks again for the tips. I truly appreciate that. I'll buy a set and hopefully, I'll be able to lift up my waifu in no time.

Is it possible to lengthen the depth? To short for me

They have a detachable vagina option (which is what I'm getting cuz it's easier to clean up) that is 1cm deeper.

 

[Kamikaze]

In the mean time you can shop for clothes and shoes for her.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Thanks again for the tips. I truly appreciate that. I'll buy a set and hopefully, I'll be able to lift up my waifu in no time.

They have a detachable vagina option (which is what I'm getting cuz it's easier to clean up) that is 1cm deeper.

Those dolls are creepy af, muh nigga. They are also way to expensive. I could fuck 15 whores for that money

 

[Mecoja]

Those dolls are creepy af, muh nigga. They are also way to expensive. I could fuck 15 whores for that money

They have better personality than prostitutes.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

They have better personality than prostitutes.

>personality

 

[fast_curry]

In the mean time you can shop for clothes and shoes for her.

Yes. That's one of the parts I'm truly excited about. I want her to wear an oversized T-shirt or a Yukata. I'm sure it'll look amazing on her.

Also, based new avi. Udonge is my second most favorite character in Touhou and the only character that I managed to clear the pointdevice mode of th15 with.

Those dolls are creepy af, muh nigga. They are also way to expensive. I could fuck 15 whores for that money

I live in an area that is hyper progressive and everyone enjoys bullying lonely men. You can get yourself fucked in jail by Tyrones before you even get to fuck 15 whores.

They have better personality than prostitutes.

and this

 

[Deleted member 35245]

I live in an area that is hyper progressive and everyone enjoys bullying lonely men. You can get yourself fucked in jail by Tyrones before you even get to fuck 15 whores.

Aren't you 15 yo?

 

[SerCel]

I wasn't even able to do that with a 35lbs piano keyboard!

Bruh, no offense but, even a little girl should be able to carry that. You need to start lifting.

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes. That's one of the parts I'm truly excited about. I want her to wear an oversized T-shirt or a Yukata. I'm sure it'll look amazing on her.

Also, based new avi. Udonge is my second most favorite character in Touhou and the only character that I managed to clear the pointdevice mode of th15 with.

I live in an area that is hyper progressive and everyone enjoys bullying lonely men. You can get yourself fucked in jail by Tyrones before you even get to fuck 15 whores.

and this

Treat her more as a dress up doll/room ambiance that you can do sometimes things with. Get some cute outfits for different occasions, can put her in bed to lay beside you.

 

[fast_curry]

Aren't you 15 yo?

I'm in my mid-20s. You must have confused me with someone else.

 

[Hell]

I guess they do that to cover a wide variety of customers.
Couldn't you get a tube of silicone to dump in the vagina to get it to the depth you want? I'm not familiar with how they're made.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

It's still humiliating when you realize you can barely reach 60-70% of its depth (even for that I'd have to concentrate hard and almost push my balls in).

By sliding you mean having the box placed down on the stairs and pushing it up from the bottom? The floor is carpeted so it might help because there's less friction.

Fleshlights are 9.75 inches with insertable max of 8.5 inches. You're not supposed to go completely deep in a sex toy.

Also you're unlikely to be thinking about dimensions while cumming in a doll.

they always tell me that I'm fine.

Don't believe (((them)))

Not being able to lift 15 kg is not healthy. Get some protein supplements and work out.

 

[fast_curry]

Bruh, no offense but, even a little girl should be able to carry that. You need to start lifting.

I can't believe it either. This was the piano I got and I remember having to use a cart to move it to my unit. I will start lifting as everyone else has suggested.

Fleshlights are 9.75 inches with insertable max of 8.5 inches. You're not supposed to go completely deep in a sex toy.

Also you're unlikely to be thinking about dimensions while cumming in a doll.


Don't believe (((them)))

Not being able to lift 15 kg is not healthy. Get some protein supplements and work out.

Thanks. Will do. I didn't mention not being able to lift 15kg during the exam because back then I really thought it was normal. I had to lift up my shirt during one of the checks but none of them ever made any comments about me being too skinny.

Treat her more as a dress up doll/room ambiance that you can do sometimes things with. Get some cute outfits for different occasions, can put her in bed to lay beside you.

Do you own a doll? I'll ask the vendor but I still don't know if a 160cm A-cup doll will be considered as resembling a child. I'm fine with bumping up the height up until 1.7m (with A-cup) but I'm really unwilling to get a busty doll.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

I'm in my mid-20s. You must have confused me with someone else.

My bad

Don't believe (((them)))

Not being able to lift 15 kg is not healthy. Get some protein supplements and work out.

@fast_curry You unironically have to inject T asap

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

I really thought it was normal.

Many such cases.

@fast_curry You unironically have to inject T asap

Injecting it as a kneejerk is not a good Idea, but getting it checked won't hurt tbh.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Injecting it as a kneejerk is not a good Idea, but getting it checked won't hurt tbh.

Using small amounts of T is probably better for your health than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol. (((Doctors))) always claim that "muh steroids are bad mkay", while prescribing trannies estrogen

 

[fast_curry]

Using small amounts of T is probably better for your health than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol. (((Doctors))) always claim that "muh steroids are bad mkay", while prescribing trannies estrogen

I'll try exercising first and using that as a last resort. I don't really mind grinding it's just that I never realized it was a problem.

 

[SerCel]

I still don't know if a 160cm A-cup doll will be considered as resembling a child

1.6m is not a child, a lot of foids are shorter than that.

 

[BlkPillPres]

There's also a non-zero chance (dollcels pls confirm if this is accurate) that the doll will be seized at the customs because she's A-cup and doesn't have a face that resembles a post-wall roastie. I might not even be able to get her to begin with

1. I don't think its even legal for customs to check to see any of that as its a violation of your privacy

2. Unless is packaged and/or labelled in such a retarded way (like the image below) they wouldn't even think to check:

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

Here's my story: after realizing the risk of escortcelling at the place where I live, I decided to look into dolls as a temporary measure before I move to Japan where I can fuck whores in the mouth without worrying about cops.

I spent last night checking the doll forum and various sources and found this doll with the ideal body shape (I can even customize her face to look like an anime waifu!).

Just as I was about to contact the shop and place my order, I casually scrolled down to the spec section:

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Is this a fucking joke? I have to be reminded of my micropenis even if I decide to settle with a doll. How is 17cm even possible? They don't even allow you to shorten the depth. There's also no way that I can lift her to my unit on the second floor alone; I wasn't even able to do that with a 35lbs piano keyboard! That's just so unfair.

There's also a non-zero chance (dollcels pls confirm if this is accurate) that the doll will be seized at the customs because she's A-cup and doesn't have a face that resembles a post-wall roastie. I might not even be able to get her to begin with

if the box is unmarked you can get someone to help you

i think

 

[Words2_live_bye]

There's also no way that I can lift her to my unit on the second floor alone; I wasn't even able to do that with a 35lbs piano keyboard! That's just so unfair.

lol are you a fucking twig?
I'm 5'6 and fat as fuck but i can still bench 130 bro
you must be a skinny femboy faggot if you can't lift 35 pounds

 

[Remaincel]

It's still humiliating when you realize you can barely reach 60-70% of its depth (even for that I'd have to concentrate hard and almost push my balls in).

Wtf ngl, very sad

 

[FukFeminism]

You can’t lift 35 pounds? Sorry bro, but that’s not normal for a grown man. Honestly you should be able to lift 75 pounds as well, it may not be easy or comfortable and you may need to rest or some shit but for god sake’s you should be able to do that. Fuck dude, have you been drinking soy your entire life?

 

[fast_curry]

lol are you a fucking twig?
I'm 5'6 and fat as fuck but i can still bench 130 bro
you must be a skinny femboy faggot if you can't lift 35 pounds

You can’t lift 35 pounds? Sorry bro, but that’s not normal for a grown man. Honestly you should be able to lift 75 pounds as well, it may not be easy or comfortable and you may need to rest or some shit but for god sake’s you should be able to do that. Fuck dude, have you been drinking soy your entire life?

I've been gymmaxxing lately and I can now do around 15 reps with 2x15lbs. The piano was huge so it was really hard to find a place to grab when it's boxed; I should be able to lift 35 lbs without too much effort now if the item has a more compact shape.

75lbs is still too much. The doll will come in a box that's almost life-sized. It's way harder to move the box than wedding carry the doll itself.
I'm getting a heavier set of dumbbells so hopefully I'll get there before the doll arrives (which will take another month or so).

Wtf ngl, very sad

Some manufacturers offer dolls with a vaginal depth ranging from 10cm-20cm. Sadly I'm not a big fan of their dolls. Only a few manufacturers have tall and flat dolls that suit my taste.

 

[Nemesis]

tall and flat dolls

Intrested

 

[IncelWithHate]

I've been gymmaxxing lately and I can now do around 15 reps with 2x15lbs. The piano was huge so it was really hard to find a place to grab when it's boxed; I should be able to lift 35 lbs without too much effort now if the item has a more compact shape.

75lbs is still too much. The doll will come in a box that's almost life-sized. It's way harder to move the box than wedding carry the doll itself.
I'm getting a heavier set of dumbbells so hopefully I'll get there before the doll arrives (which will take another month or so).

Some manufacturers offer dolls with a vaginal depth ranging from 10cm-20cm. Sadly I'm not a big fan of their dolls. Only a few manufacturers have tall and flat dolls that suit my taste.

The average man is able to curl 30-35lbs. in one hand. If you're unable to do that, its cause for concern.

Google Answers: Weight Lifting

I worry about your physical health if you cannot deadlift around 70-80lbs.

 

[fast_curry]

The average man is able to curl 30-35lbs. in one hand. If you're unable to do that, its cause for concern.

Google Answers: Weight Lifting

I worry about your physical health if you cannot deadlift around 70-80lbs.

The one I ended up getting weighs 100lbs but apparently working out for a month and a half paid off. I can bridal carry her for a few seconds to move her from my bed to my chair.