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Serious I want too escortcel for my birthday RSCORTCELS GTFIH

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My birthday is around the corner and i finnally want to get some pussy
Any tips for escorting?

I dont want too chicken out
 
Details. What's your budget, your preferences, where do you live?
 
someone here posted a 1 hour video about it before, forgot who it was.
 
Details. What's your budget, your preferences, where do you live?
My budget is upwards of 300$
What do you mean by preferences? I want a young hot 18 year old
Im not giving away location tbh but i will say its illigal here
 
-One is never enough.
-Have two drinks before to relax and it helps you last longer but if you drink too much sometimes you can’t get fully hard.
-There are options better than brothels but it depends on where you live
-there are condoms to help you last longer and condoms to get more sensation pick the right condom for you
-always play music if you don’t the girl will get bored a lot quicker and starts to rush you.
 
My budget is upwards of 300$
What do you mean by preferences? I want a young hot 18 year old
Im not giving away location tbh but i will say its illigal here
go on PornDude, bottom page for UScorts
 
dont know anything about escorting in the US be careful
 
My budget is upwards of 300$
What do you mean by preferences? I want a young hot 18 year old
Im not giving away location tbh but i will say its illigal here

Well, I'll just say that if you want a "young hot 18-year-old" it's going to be expensive.

And everything else is common sense, really. Leave the valuables at home. Don't get scammed. Don't get mugged. If the price is too good to be true, then it is
 
Don't fuck her without a condom

NEVER perform oral sex on a fucking whore

Be aware about your surroundings,

Don't try to play or deceive prostitutes, the majority of them own guns and/or knives plus they know criminals that could kill you in a heartbeat.

Since it's your First time with a whore you are going to be hella anxious and maybe have some hardships getting It hard and/or cumming to soon, don't worry, it's totally normal for a beginner in the fine noble ART of escortcelling.

Make your research, it's worth it to pay a little more for a quality slut, street hookers are the lowest type of human beings out there and you truly don't want to have to interact with them.

Go to your local site and make a search about the hottest you can get while also fitting the budget.

As soon as you are finished, get the fuck out of there.

Don't let this turn into an addiction and don't talk about It with anyone, escortcelling is like taking drugs, the more you can hide about it the better, openly talking about escortcelling with normies( If you interact with them daily and care about how they perceive you) is social suicide, keep your hoobies to yourself.

TLDR: make your research, do your best to not catch STDs and don't fuck around with hookers, they know very dangerous people.
 
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My budget is upwards of 300$
What do you mean by preferences? I want a young hot 18 year old
Im not giving away location tbh but i will say its illigal here

ALSO BE SAFE WHEN PICKING
 

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