I want to start putting stuff in my foid coworkers food

[coping_manlet]

All the foids I work with (literally every single coworker) in my office always leave their lunch in the fridge. I leave mine right in a lunch bag next to my desk as I don’t trust anyone

I’ve been thinking of gathering up the dandruff dust from scratching my scalp, or possibly going into the office bathroom to collect Smegma from under my foreskin

Then taking the dead skin and oils and putting it over their lunch in the fridge

I want to breed these foids so badly. But I can’t get inside them. So I figure out a way that I can STILL get inside them

What else should I put in their food?

 

[Ahnfeltia]

dude don't

 

[currycell900]

Hello IT

 

[CrackingYs]

You know what you really should put in their food

 

[coping_manlet]

You know what you really should put in their food