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I want to sleep in bushes and camp out to avoid the urban hellholes

THE TRUE CHONKLER

THE TRUE CHONKLER

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Bruh, if you’re gonna go full bush goblin to escape the vape-cloud dystopia, at least do it right. Sleeping outside can be based as hell if you plan ahead.

Find a spot that’s off the beaten path but not too remote unless you enjoy raccoons rummaging through your face at 2 a.m. Scout during the day for areas with decent cover, small wooded patches, or quiet parks. Bonus points if it’s near water but not in a flood zone.

Wear neutral, dark clothing and keep your setup low-profile. No one needs to know you’re there. Stay out of sightlines of trails, roads, or buildings.

Leave no trace. Pack up before sunrise and clean up your spot so nobody even knows you were there. The last thing you need is Karen stumbling onto your "campsite" during her morning jog.

Enjoy the quiet, clear your head, and maybe figure out why modern society is such a dumpster fire while you’re at it.

Good luck, bush dweller. Don’t let the zombies win.
 
I went camping a few times in my life. It's fun, but it's especially fun with friends.
 
I've been spending a lot more time outside recently just walking around aimlessly looking for things to do and see like I'm a kid again. It's nice break from rotting on my pc all day
 
I went camping a few times in my life. It's fun, but it's especially fun with friends.
I always wanted to go camping as a kid. I remember I had some small tent that I would bring outside but I was never allowed to stay in it overnight
 
I have always thought its necessary to have a plan in case suburban life collapses or just wanna leave that shithole

There few places I know I can go to live there for a while but I have to plan it right
 
I've been spending a lot more time outside recently just walking around aimlessly looking for things to do and see like I'm a kid again. It's nice break from rotting on my pc all day
Thats nice bro, its a shit when you have to work and theres no time to go out
at night literally all is closed and dead
 
Thats nice bro, its a shit when you have to work and theres no time to go out
at night literally all is closed and dead
Do you work most days? I work part time only so I'm free most days to do what I want which is nice
 
Do you work most days? I work part time only so I'm free most days to do what I want which is nice
Yes practically I work everyday
My business it's an own business so depends on me to do so.

However I am trying to work less and retire as soon as possible
Anyways I only provide for myself :feelsokman:
 

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