THE TRUE CHONKLER
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Bruh, if you’re gonna go full bush goblin to escape the vape-cloud dystopia, at least do it right. Sleeping outside can be based as hell if you plan ahead.
Find a spot that’s off the beaten path but not too remote unless you enjoy raccoons rummaging through your face at 2 a.m. Scout during the day for areas with decent cover, small wooded patches, or quiet parks. Bonus points if it’s near water but not in a flood zone.
Wear neutral, dark clothing and keep your setup low-profile. No one needs to know you’re there. Stay out of sightlines of trails, roads, or buildings.
Leave no trace. Pack up before sunrise and clean up your spot so nobody even knows you were there. The last thing you need is Karen stumbling onto your "campsite" during her morning jog.
Enjoy the quiet, clear your head, and maybe figure out why modern society is such a dumpster fire while you’re at it.
Good luck, bush dweller. Don’t let the zombies win.
Find a spot that’s off the beaten path but not too remote unless you enjoy raccoons rummaging through your face at 2 a.m. Scout during the day for areas with decent cover, small wooded patches, or quiet parks. Bonus points if it’s near water but not in a flood zone.
Wear neutral, dark clothing and keep your setup low-profile. No one needs to know you’re there. Stay out of sightlines of trails, roads, or buildings.
Leave no trace. Pack up before sunrise and clean up your spot so nobody even knows you were there. The last thing you need is Karen stumbling onto your "campsite" during her morning jog.
Enjoy the quiet, clear your head, and maybe figure out why modern society is such a dumpster fire while you’re at it.
Good luck, bush dweller. Don’t let the zombies win.