Venting I want to kiss a cute kv JB so bad

[Mainländer]

I woke up feeling particularly needy today and seeing that "kiss me I'm desperate" video has made things worse.

I escortcel but I don't feel like kissing escorts at all, most of them don't even let you do that anyway.

Since I'm sub4 and balding I'll never ever have the opportunity to share a passionate kiss with a cute inexperienced JB. It's even more possible for me to betabuxx an old model if I happen to ever get rich that that. It makes me feel bad af

I hate aging, I hate balding, I hate being ugly, youth and attractiveness are the best things in life and also allow you to have the best experiences in life.

Being able to kiss a pretty prime girl is the ultimate proof someone is attractive, girls can even fake sex but it's hard to fake a true romantic kiss. This and willing blowjobs are the best.

 

[Deleted member 8499]

idk how to kiss and I would probably get humiliated for being a terrible kisser

 

[Mainländer]

idk how to kiss and I would probably get humiliated for being a terrible kisser

I don't care, I wouldn't mind being told anything as long as I get my passionate kiss first.

Facts > words.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

that window of opportunity is gone now or probably wasnt even meant for potentialincels.

 

[Dispair]

Me too, brother. Me too...

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

nostalgia

 

[Mainländer]

that window of opportunity is gone now

 

[Deleted member 677]

 

[Incellectual]

It makes me so mad that I will never have a pure teenage romance in my life. Even if I did hook up with a teenage girl it would be different since everyone would view me as a creep and I could get in huge trouble. Also the dynamic is different when you are older, its not the same.

 

[Mainländer]

It makes me so mad that I will never have a pure teenage romance in my life. Even if I did hook up with a teenage girl it would be different since everyone would view me as a creep and I could get in huge trouble. Also the dynamic is different when you are older, its not the same.

I agree that it would have been better to experience it in the correct age and that people would react badly but I'd still pay serious money just to kiss a JB for a minute if that were allowed.

 

[Incellectual]

I agree that it would have been better to experience it in the correct age and that people would react badly but I'd still pay serious money just to kiss a JB for a minute if that were allowed.

of course, anyone who says they wouldn't is either gay or lying

 

[Deleted member 2119]

It will only remain a dream :/ I would love to tell you optimistic things but I don't want to tell you lies

 

[RichCel]

I haven't kissed a young girl (or anyone) in almost 10 years now. I used to be able to kiss GFE whores, but now even that isn't an option anymore.

 

[Mainländer]

I haven't missed a young girl (or anyone) in almost 10 years now.

What's your secret?

 

[RichCel]

What's your secret?

Typo, shit. I meant "kissed".

 

[Mainländer]

Typo, shit. I meant "kissed".

Oh I see. It sounded too good to be true. I thought you were a Buddhist monkcel or something for a minute.

 

[RichCel]

Oh I see. It sounded too good to be true. I thought you were a Buddhist monkcel or something for a minute.

I only wish, bro.

 

[Dopeycel]

I've never figured out what jb stands for... Justin biebs?

 

[IsolationHurts]

Saddest thing about my life is that I missed teen love and sex, and there's no second chance

I've never figured out what jb stands for... Justin biebs?

JailBait
www.primejailbait.com

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Its ropefuel knowing I missed out on the best part of life, and things will only get worse from here on out.

 

[LebaneseCel]

"But but... she can't consent to a male above 18!!"

 

[The End]

I went to the local carnival briefly tonight.

Ooooooh my goodness. So much jail bait. An unbelievable amount.

It was packed with people, and it looked like about 1/5th of the population was prime, and I mean prime, females. They were all white and skinny, wearing skimpy clothing. I was drooling; I wanted to literally lick them like a big dog! And a lot of them didn't have boyfriends or parents nearby!

Holy shit. I don't know how the place didn't turn into some massive gang-bang!

There were over a hundred girls this cute walking around.