I want to chill on the beach with a cocktail and enjoy my life

[TrueGlassesCel]

with a Hawaiian shirt (I've never worn one). I want to drive an old car, I want to look at prono magazine and enjoy my drink. I want to smoke a little weed when I'm in my room in the evening and hot porn is playing on my TV. I want to watch my neighbors from my hotel window with binoculars. Maybe I'll catch a few erotic glimpses. I want to 80s music. There will be a katana hanging on the wall, which I practice with regularly. No school, no work, no people to bother me. just me and my cocktail. I want to drunkenly jerk myself off on the balcony on the warm summer night while I look at the sea. I walk along the beach in a bathrobe and a cigar. But now I have to go back to reality

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVHwAmeesH4

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlKhxulA4O8

 

[Glerforpus]

Just boomermax theory

 

[copemaxx9002]

Just boomermax theory

sounds nice tho tbqh

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

Just boomermax theory

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojvldIzbaMo

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

Mallorcamaxxing

 

[EngelCallDell19]

with a Hawaiian shirt (I've never worn one). I want to drive an old car, I want to look at prono magazine and enjoy my drink. I want to smoke a little weed when I'm in my room in the evening and hot porn is playing on my TV. I want to watch my neighbors from my hotel window with binoculars. Maybe I'll catch a few erotic glimpses. I want to 80s music. There will be a katana hanging on the wall, which I practice with regularly. No school, no work, no people to bother me. just me and my cocktail. I want to drunkenly jerk myself off on the balcony on the warm summer night while I look at the sea. I walk along the beach in a bathrobe and a cigar. But now I have to go back to reality

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVHwAmeesH4

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlKhxulA4O8

truecel trait tbh

 

[turdcel]

too true, brother

I wish i was a high iq low inhib dark triad richfag (from scamming and shit) who fucks MENA and mexican(castizas) instagram models, eats like a king, and does the finest drugs, all done in hotels across the beautiful coasts of America. I want to blow coke in the pink asshole of a sexy slav model bitch then have crazy steamy sweaty sex while blasting 70s psyche rock or some shit in the background. I want to be on these forums chatting shit 24/7 due to affording independent neetdom. I want to mog, moooooog

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

Mallorcamaxxing

no mallorca is not for me. to much party. I like it where things go slowly

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

no mallorca is not for me. to much party. I like it where things go slowly

I agree. It came to mind since lots of germans go there.

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

I want to blow coke in the pink asshole of a sexy slav model bitch

like that?

 

[turdcel]

like that?
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Yes brother just like that. I want to do nasty dirty degenerate shit with another body, a white or atleast very light brown curvy body of a young foid

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

Yes brother just like that. I want to do nasty dirty degenerate shit with another body, a white or atleast very light brown curvy body of a young foid

latinas and mutt sluts are good too. but arabic and turk sluts are good too.

 

[failednormie_]

with a Hawaiian shirt (I've never worn one). I want to drive an old car, I want to look at prono magazine and enjoy my drink. I want to smoke a little weed when I'm in my room in the evening and hot porn is playing on my TV. I want to watch my neighbors from my hotel window with binoculars. Maybe I'll catch a few erotic glimpses. I want to 80s music. There will be a katana hanging on the wall, which I practice with regularly. No school, no work, no people to bother me. just me and my cocktail. I want to drunkenly jerk myself off on the balcony on the warm summer night while I look at the sea. I walk along the beach in a bathrobe and a cigar. But now I have to go back to reality

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVHwAmeesH4

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlKhxulA4O8

You need cucumbers on your eyes to complete the look. Maybe a umbrella in your drink too

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

You need cucumbers on your eyes to complete the look. Maybe a umbrella in your drink too

and a hat

 

[turdcel]

latinas and mutt sluts are good too. but arabic and turk sluts are good too.

Indeed they are. I wanna record "tapes" with lebanese models to look back on and reminisce the good ol days

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

Indeed they are. I wanna record tapes with lebanese models to look back on and reminisce the good ol days

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

Indeed they are. I wanna record "tapes" with lebanese models to look back on and reminisce the good ol days

I have a hijab fetish

 

[curryboy420]

Why do you wanna jerk off so much when you can hire prostitutes

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

Why do you wanna jerk off so much when you can hire prostitutes

because I'm sick in the head. I sometimes jerk off 8 times a day

 

[curryboy420]

because I'm sick in the head. I sometimes jerk off 8 times a day

Fag

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

Fag

 

[curryboy420]

He's a cool fag you aren't cool

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

He's a cool fag you aren't cool

I'm coooolllll