Venting I Want To Be Luka Doncic

[CircumcisedClown]

If I could be any person on this planet, I’d pick Luka Doncic. I don’t even care that he’s a slavnigger. The guy has everything I want in life.

>6’7”
>White
>Full hair
>Athletic
>Decent facial hair genetics (I can’t grow any)
>Uncircumcised

He makes $43mil a year playing niggerball, and isn’t even a hotheaded, dumb groid that can’t read.

Despite making a shit ton of money, Mark Cuban has said Luka spends very little of it, saves most of his salary, and buys almost nothing besides his very nice house and a collection of cars. This is because he’s not a dumb, consoomer goy that needs to buy stupid, expensive shit for cheap dopamine hits.

His home 20min outside Dallas is modest for a gigamillionaire, but still looks comfy as fuck. Not to mention Texas is one of the nicest places to live (if you can avoid being circumcucked).

Peak life, boyos. Must be nice.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

True, Luka Doncic is living my best life.

 

[Med Amine]

i would kill my parents and my whole family to look like him:

 

[Ricordanza]

If I could be any person on this planet, I’d pick Luka Doncic. I don’t even care that he’s a slavnigger. The guy has everything I want in life.

>6’7”
>White
>Full hair
>Athletic
>Decent facial hair genetics (I can’t grow any)
>Uncircumcised

He makes $43mil a year playing niggerball, and isn’t even a hotheaded, dumb groid that can’t read.

Despite making a shit ton of money, Mark Cuban has said Luka spends very little of it, saves most of his salary, and buys almost nothing besides his very nice house and a collection of cars. This is because he’s not a dumb, consoomer goy that needs to buy stupid, expensive shit for cheap dopamine hits.

His home 20min outside Dallas is modest for a gigamillionaire, but still looks comfy as fuck. Not to mention Texas is one of the nicest places to live (if you can avoid being circumcucked).

Peak life, boyos. Must be nice.

Drake London mogs

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

how do you know if hes circumsised or not? but i agree with the rest

 

[ADHD_cel]

Fuck him it should be me instead

 

[coping_manlet]

He’s a tallfag he’d be a giga chad even if he wasn’t a super talented basketball player

Obviously being ANY chad is more comfortable than any of our torturous lives

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Drake London mogs

>Amerimutt nigger
>Born in the USA, so likely circumcised
>Only 6’4”
He does not.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

how do you know if hes circumsised or not? but i agree with the rest

Because he’s not a Jew and was born outside the Jewnited States of America.

 

[Ricordanza]

>Amerimutt nigger
>Born in the USA, so likely circumcised
>Only 6’4”
He does not.

>>Only 6’4

 

[CircumcisedClown]

True, Luka Doncic is living my best life.

He’s living our best life.

 

[wei#3959]

Dudes still pretty young too

 

[wei#3959]

But ya he has looks (genes) (most important), money, and status

On steroids

 

[Ellsworth]

 

[wei#3959]

luka mogs to oblivion