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Venting I Want a Harem

SoCalSuifuel

SoCalSuifuel

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It would be the only way the universe could repay me for years of inceldom. I want a harem of 10/10 stacies of all colors and types that genuinely love me and can't get enough of me. I would live in a grand palace atop a mountain, three pools made of marble would surround the palace and inside the palace would be the greatest library mankind has ever known.
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This is my cope, fuck nofap is making me horny. It's over if you weren't born as a Prince.
 
You and me both
 
idk man I just want something to stick my dick in that's tighter than my hand right now, you're asking for a little much
 
i would legit go to war to have this
 
I need a harem full of bitches too.
 
That wouldn't come close to enough as fair reparation for me.
I want to be the king of the earth, I want to be a god. I want to have the pleasure of sentencing any person alive to a death of my choosing. I want to outlive them all, the whole population, and view their horrific suffering from a luxurious safety, from the height of bliss and opulence, my position allowing me to commit any act of insane cruelty and genocide as I please, and they will not dare utter a single cry of objections, for I am their supreme overlord. As I unleash fatal plagues and catastrophic disasters never before witnessed by mortal eyes, they would do nothing but accept their fate and submit to oblivion.

Dark, strange gods who dwell in shadowy places unknown to us, would take notice of my awesome wrath, and grant me incredible, infernal powers to better do my work, in return for my sacrificing, my extinguishing of the disgusting lifeforce of man.
I would transform the face of the world into a Hell, a place one could only begin to fathom in their deepest nightmares. Oceans would turn to blackened desert under the searing heat of a hundred suns. Trees, plants, and all that is green, would wither and die, before growing back in twisted, unnatural forms, seething with toxins, covered in serrated dagger-like thorns. Mountains and hills would shatter and burst, spewing lava and fire across the lands, the ground incessantly wracked by great schisms and tremors, rivers and valleys rupture, crack, and split, opening up into great chasms and holes, like terrible stab wounds in the earth, swallowing thousands, giant dark limbs slithering out, claws, and tongues, to hunt and grip those who flee, dragging them into the bowels of darkness. Towering, immovable, colossal obelisks of obsidian stone shift into existence from nowhere, and from their dimensional gates pour legions of inhuman minions, demons and spawn of the underworld, to scour the earth, wrecking havoc and torturing any they find, all the while, from the sky itself a hail of blood hammers down, coating all in a slick, sickening red. Humanity deserves no less.

And I would sit comfortably upon plush thrones, in castles made of skull and bone, surveying the madness below, while listening to sick metal tunes, and engaging in whatever indulgence catches my fancy, completely free, at whim. Perhaps a few cool, blackpilled individuals would be permitted to take shelter and rule with me, for it wouldn't be as fun alone. :feelshmm: We would have our pick of any 'foid, to each of us, more than we could hope to taste in a lifetime, answering to our every beck and call along with the rest of our servants.
Maybe even this would not be enough to serve as repayment, maybe even this would not satisfy the bitterness and envy that coats my heart. Perhaps once I grew bored of this, I would destroy the planet itself, and shoot off to Pluto, to found a new frozen kingdom under my newfound godhood, untainted by the remnants of humans, and only then I would be free of it all.
 
That wouldn't come close to enough as fair reparation for me.
I want to be the king of the earth, I want to be a god. I want to have the pleasure of sentencing any person alive to a death of my choosing. I want to outlive them all, the whole population, and view their horrific suffering from a luxurious safety, from the height of bliss and opulence, my position allowing me to commit any act of insane cruelty and genocide as I please, and they will not dare utter a single cry of objections, for I am their supreme overlord. As I unleash fatal plagues and catastrophic disasters never before witnessed by mortal eyes, they would do nothing but accept their fate and submit to oblivion.

Dark, strange gods who dwell in shadowy places unknown to us, would take notice of my awesome wrath, and grant me incredible, infernal powers to better do my work, in return for my sacrificing, my extinguishing of the disgusting lifeforce of man.
I would transform the face of the world into a Hell, a place one could only begin to fathom in their deepest nightmares. Oceans would turn to blackened desert under the searing heat of a hundred suns. Trees, plants, and all that is green, would wither and die, before growing back in twisted, unnatural forms, seething with toxins, covered in serrated dagger-like thorns. Mountains and hills would shatter and burst, spewing lava and fire across the lands, the ground incessantly wracked by great schisms and tremors, rivers and valleys rupture, crack, and split, opening up into great chasms and holes, like terrible stab wounds in the earth, swallowing thousands, giant dark limbs slithering out, claws, and tongues, to hunt and grip those who flee, dragging them into the bowels of darkness. Towering, immovable, colossal obelisks of obsidian stone shift into existence from nowhere, and from their dimensional gates pour legions of inhuman minions, demons and spawn of the underworld, to scour the earth, wrecking havoc and torturing any they find, all the while, from the sky itself a hail of blood hammers down, coating all in a slick, sickening red. Humanity deserves no less.

And I would sit comfortably upon plush thrones, in castles made of skull and bone, surveying the madness below, while listening to sick metal tunes, and engaging in whatever indulgence catches my fancy, completely free, at whim. Perhaps a few cool, blackpilled individuals would be permitted to take shelter and rule with me, for it wouldn't be as fun alone. :feelshmm: We would have our pick of any 'foid, to each of us, more than we could hope to taste in a lifetime, answering to our every beck and call along with the rest of our servants.
Maybe even this would not be enough to serve as repayment, maybe even this would not satisfy the bitterness and envy that coats my heart. Perhaps once I grew bored of this, I would destroy the planet itself, and shoot off to Pluto, to found a new frozen kingdom under my newfound godhood, untainted by the remnants of humans, and only then I would be free of it all.

Sounds fucking metal. I always imagine you must be a really cool dude to hang out with.
 
I always imagine you must be a really cool dude to hang out with.
You know it's over when this kind of insane shit makes you think "huh this guy is probably fun to hang out with" :feelskek::feelskek:
But yeah, same goes for you. :feelsokman: May we be friends, in the next life, brother, in a better place, as better men....
 
I would slay millions like Genghis Khan if I could just pillage and grow harems like this.
 
It would be the only way the universe could repay me for years of inceldom. I want a harem of 10/10 stacies of all colors and types that genuinely love me and can't get enough of me. I would live in a grand palace atop a mountain, three pools made of marble would surround the palace and inside the palace would be the greatest library mankind has ever known.
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This is my cope, fuck nofap is making me horny. It's over if you weren't born as a Prince.
same tbh
harems are the ultimate ascension
 
i want a fesnail to massage me. my neck is sore. :feelsbadman:
 
That wouldn't come close to enough as fair reparation for me.
I want to be the king of the earth, I want to be a god. I want to have the pleasure of sentencing any person alive to a death of my choosing. I want to outlive them all, the whole population, and view their horrific suffering from a luxurious safety, from the height of bliss and opulence, my position allowing me to commit any act of insane cruelty and genocide as I please, and they will not dare utter a single cry of objections, for I am their supreme overlord. As I unleash fatal plagues and catastrophic disasters never before witnessed by mortal eyes, they would do nothing but accept their fate and submit to oblivion.

Dark, strange gods who dwell in shadowy places unknown to us, would take notice of my awesome wrath, and grant me incredible, infernal powers to better do my work, in return for my sacrificing, my extinguishing of the disgusting lifeforce of man.
I would transform the face of the world into a Hell, a place one could only begin to fathom in their deepest nightmares. Oceans would turn to blackened desert under the searing heat of a hundred suns. Trees, plants, and all that is green, would wither and die, before growing back in twisted, unnatural forms, seething with toxins, covered in serrated dagger-like thorns. Mountains and hills would shatter and burst, spewing lava and fire across the lands, the ground incessantly wracked by great schisms and tremors, rivers and valleys rupture, crack, and split, opening up into great chasms and holes, like terrible stab wounds in the earth, swallowing thousands, giant dark limbs slithering out, claws, and tongues, to hunt and grip those who flee, dragging them into the bowels of darkness. Towering, immovable, colossal obelisks of obsidian stone shift into existence from nowhere, and from their dimensional gates pour legions of inhuman minions, demons and spawn of the underworld, to scour the earth, wrecking havoc and torturing any they find, all the while, from the sky itself a hail of blood hammers down, coating all in a slick, sickening red. Humanity deserves no less.

And I would sit comfortably upon plush thrones, in castles made of skull and bone, surveying the madness below, while listening to sick metal tunes, and engaging in whatever indulgence catches my fancy, completely free, at whim. Perhaps a few cool, blackpilled individuals would be permitted to take shelter and rule with me, for it wouldn't be as fun alone. :feelshmm: We would have our pick of any 'foid, to each of us, more than we could hope to taste in a lifetime, answering to our every beck and call along with the rest of our servants.
Maybe even this would not be enough to serve as repayment, maybe even this would not satisfy the bitterness and envy that coats my heart. Perhaps once I grew bored of this, I would destroy the planet itself, and shoot off to Pluto, to found a new frozen kingdom under my newfound godhood, untainted by the remnants of humans, and only then I would be free of it all.
same tbh
harems are the ultimate ascension
Glad so many other incels have top tier taste. Harem or bust, tbh, fams.
 
just came in my eye, it fucking hurts, JFL
time to join the nofap boyos tbh

Gamelin1
 
I'll honestly take whatever I can get but yeah a harem would be amazing
 
Its alright, nothing to worry about.
will go in a day or two.
it was a sign
starting tomorrow, gonna do a week or two of nofap, see if it makes any difference
(likely a completely unfair test of it's benefits given how massively depressed I am, but still)
 
It would be the only way the universe could repay me for years of inceldom. I want a harem of 10/10 stacies of all colors and types that genuinely love me and can't get enough of me. I would live in a grand palace atop a mountain, three pools made of marble would surround the palace and inside the palace would be the greatest library mankind has ever known.
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This is my cope, fuck nofap is making me horny. It's over if you weren't born as a Prince.
exemplary photos. Looked at more.

How many millions you think this would cost? Or even a billion
 
it was a sign
starting tomorrow, gonna do a week or two of nofap, see if it makes any difference
(likely a completely unfair test of it's benefits given how massively depressed I am, but still)
Gremlinchad.
 
You know it's over when this kind of insane shit makes you think "huh this guy is probably fun to hang out with" :feelskek::feelskek:
But yeah, same goes for you. :feelsokman: May we be friends, in the next life, brother, in a better place, as better men....
Can I join? You were always my favorite poster when I lurked and one reason I joined.
 
exemplary photos. Looked at more.

How many millions you think this would cost? Or even a billion
Post what pics you've found, lets fill this thread with art.
Slave Market
 
you have learned nothing from inceldom, harems create more incels. If you are for creating more incels, then you are hardly any better than chad, you are an incel, would-be chad.
 
you have learned nothing from inceldom, harems create more incels. If you are for creating more incels, then you are hardly any better than chad, you are an incel, would-be chad.
It was a shitpost, fam. All I want is my oneitis, but I'll never get that so I'm fantasizing about having a harem to try to distract myself from bashing my head into a boulder.
 
It was a shitpost, fam. All I want is my oneitis, but I'll never get that so I'm fantasizing about having a harem to try to distract myself from bashing my head into a boulder.


That's cool, we've all got fantasies and copes, that's not really a bad cope so.... yeah I can dig that. I may do another post too at some point about good copes vs bad copes...
 
why the fuck would you want Harlem? i've heard it's a shit hole
 
For me, Tenchi Muyo! is the closest I've ever gotten to tasting the harem lifestyle.
 
It would be the only way the universe could repay me for years of inceldom. I want a harem of 10/10 stacies of all colors and types that genuinely love me and can't get enough of me. I would live in a grand palace atop a mountain, three pools made of marble would surround the palace and inside the palace would be the greatest library mankind has ever known.
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This is my cope, fuck nofap is making me horny. It's over if you weren't born as a Prince.

Me. This.
For me, Tenchi Muyo! is the closest I've ever gotten to tasting the harem lifestyle.
 
you wouldn't have a qt anime girl harem?

I dunno, I've really only been into a few animes that I've seen, and not likein a hardcore fanboy sort of way.... But then again I haven't seen very many of them... The ones I do like are usually more adult-oriented, I can't get into stuff that looks like it's made for little children.
 
It would be the only way the universe could repay me for years of inceldom. I want a harem of 10/10 stacies of all colors and types that genuinely love me and can't get enough of me. I would live in a grand palace atop a mountain, three pools made of marble would surround the palace and inside the palace would be the greatest library mankind has ever known.
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This is my cope, fuck nofap is making me horny. It's over if you weren't born as a Prince.

i think the same way, we deserve more for the suffering we've endured
 

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