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I want a body pillow

chudjak

chudjak

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Of that elf from goblin slayer. Need one. But I don't wanna be judged fuck! Why is it shameful to be an incel? It's okay to be homo, it's okay to be polygynous, it's okay to be a whore, but I can't just fucking be alone and have my copes because everyone looks down on it
 
A life sized body pillow of an animated foid. That’s like a goon cave item. What benefit do you get from owning such a thing? How can you confidently navigate the world knowing you have a kawaii body pillow in your bed
 
A life sized body pillow of an animated foid. That’s like a goon cave item. What benefit do you get from owning such a thing? How can you confidently navigate the world knowing you have a kawaii body pillow in your bed
I already have a regular body pillow with nothing on it and I know it feels great to lay with and pretend you have someone, you are missing out if you don't have one. Problem is I want a design on there! Also what are you talking about confidence, we are incels we are never getting women just give up
 
I already have a regular body pillow with nothing on it and I know it feels great to lay with and pretend you have someone, you are missing out if you don't have one. Problem is I want a design on there! Also what are you talking about confidence, we are incels we are never getting women just give up
Confidence ≠ women. Nobody ever said anything about women. I’m talking about having confidence in your daily life, your ideology, and yourself.
 
Confidence ≠ women. Nobody ever said anything about women. I’m talking about having confidence in your daily life, your ideology, and yourself.
How does having a comfort item like a body pillow make you worse at anything
 
How does having a comfort item like a body pillow make you worse at anything
Bc one day you’ll be sitting down thinking ab yourself and be like wow I’m really this cringe
 
Bc one day you’ll be sitting down thinking ab yourself and be like wow I’m really this cringe
Truecels have always been "cringe", when people berate and laugh at you long enough you will stop caring about what they think. Something feels good, enjoyable, and doesn't cost anything = good no matter what the stereotype or normie expectations are
 
Truecels have always been "cringe", when people berate and laugh at you long enough you will stop caring about what they think. Something feels good, enjoyable, and doesn't cost anything = good no matter what the stereotype or normie expectations are
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Bc one day you’ll be sitting down thinking ab yourself and be like wow I’m really this cringe
Who cares? I don’t have a body pillow, but I still watch many cartoons and have a sex doll I fuck every day usually. I simply don’t give a fuck
 
Who cares? I don’t have a body pillow, but I still watch many cartoons and have a sex doll I fuck every day usually. I simply don’t give a fuck
How hard is it to clean those things? I couldn't imagine using one without cleaning it each time but I hate going through a lot of extra effort
 
How hard is it to clean those things? I couldn't imagine using one without cleaning it each time but I hate going through a lot of extra effort
It’s kinda hard. You have to put it on a stool in the bathtub and shoot water and cleaner up its holes. Then rinse and repeat. And I clean it every day or two. And I used it around 700 times now. It’s beginning to wear out too and the holes are stretched. And the rubber flesh between its holes is beginning to tear and it’s loose. So not as fun to use anymore
 
It’s kinda hard. You have to put it on a stool in the bathtub and shoot water and cleaner up its holes. Then rinse and repeat. And I clean it every day or two. And I used it around 700 times now. It’s beginning to wear out too and the holes are stretched. And the rubber flesh between its holes is beginning to tear and it’s loose. So not as fun to use anymore
How expensive was it? Is it something you can afford to renew?
 
How expensive was it? Is it something you can afford to renew?
It’s a torso doll, not a full body one. I look at pics of women or videos and fuck the doll at the same time
 
Damn that's cheap, was it a non realistic one? I saw annihilator posting these really realistic ones that were like 1k +
Yeah, it’s a torso. Good ones are way more expensive
 
You could if you roidmaxxed
Nah, not with my shitty frame. Narrow clavicles and small muscles don’t leave much potential. I’d probably be 180-200 pounds fully roidmaxxed, and I’d still look narrow with my frame width
 
Nah, not with my shitty frame. Narrow clavicles and small muscles don’t leave much potential. I’d probably be 180-200 pounds fully roidmaxxed, and I’d still look narrow with my frame width
narrow 200 pounds roidmaxxed is like god status
 
You think? I’m 160 pounds lean right now, so I figure with roids I’d be 180-200.
I think every incel should look into roidmaxxing there’s thousands of compounds that can benefit you in cosmetic ways
 
I think every incel should look into roidmaxxing there’s thousands of compounds that can benefit you in cosmetic ways
I would if it was more affordable and more legal. I’m not exactly rich, and they are very strict about legality of this shit here
 
I think every incel should look into roidmaxxing there’s thousands of compounds that can benefit you in cosmetic ways
Believe me, I’ve wanted to take foids for years with now insecure I feel at 160 pounds when average man is 180-220. But it’s ungodly expensive and can get actual legal trouble in this place
 
I would if it was more affordable and more legal. I’m not exactly rich, and they are very strict about legality of this shit here
Yes they can get quite expensive. Pretty easy to order to your door in the US unfortunate you live in another cucked land :cryfeels:
 
Yes they can get quite expensive. Pretty easy to order to your door in the US unfortunate you live in another cucked land :cryfeels:
I’m from US. Thing is, they can easily catch you and give you legal penalties. And any kind of criminal activity, even if it’s just roids, can destroy your chances of getting it keeping a job. I have to work and can’t neet
 
I’m from US. Thing is, they can easily catch you and give you legal penalties. And any kind of criminal activity, even if it’s just roids, can destroy your chances of getting it keeping a job. I have to work and can’t neet
Why would all roids be illegal where you are, plenty of people take them
 
I’m from US. Thing is, they can easily catch you and give you legal penalties. And any kind of criminal activity, even if it’s just roids, can destroy your chances of getting it keeping a job. I have to work and can’t neet
Ngl they don’t charge anyone for roids, you can order them to your doorstep pretty easily. They don’t really regulate steroids
 
Why would all roids be illegal where you are, plenty of people take them
Because it’s against the law lol, and I’m not one to take risks like that. I didn’t make the laws
 
Ngl they don’t charge anyone for roids, you can order them to your doorstep pretty easily. They don’t really regulate steroids
If anyone at certain jobs suspects you are using them tho, they can literally send you for a mandatory drug test and also I’m pretty sure they can fire you.

If the people I’ve known at work for a while saw me suddenly get big and muscular after being skinny for ages, they’d know something is up and rat me out. Obviously this isn’t a concern for super low end jobs, but for any job here that’s even remotely ok, you need to keep this in mind
 
If anyone at certain jobs suspects you are using them tho, they can literally send you for a mandatory drug test and also I’m pretty sure they can fire you.

If the people I’ve known at work for a while saw me suddenly get big and muscular after being skinny for ages, they’d know something is up and rat me out. Obviously this isn’t a concern for super low end jobs, but for any job here that’s even remotely ok, you need to keep this in mind
steroids don’t work that fast buddy but i understand your concern.
 
steroids don’t work that fast buddy but i understand your concern.
Yeah, I know it’s not instant, but regardless, people have known me at this weight for ages and my medical records show me at around the same weight for years. So even if I slowly gained to a lean 180-200, they would get suspicious.

So cucked that government here bans steroids and bans prostitution. I can’t even legally go find a brothel and pay to fuck when I’m desperate
 
Yeah, I know it’s not instant, but regardless, people have known me at this weight for ages and my medical records show me at around the same weight for years. So even if I slowly gained to a lean 180-200, they would get suspicious.

So cucked that government here bans steroids and bans prostitution. I can’t even legally go find a brothel and pay to fuck when I’m desperate
i genuinely don’t think it’s difficult to get away with either of these
 
i genuinely don’t think it’s difficult to get away with either of these
Probably not, but I don’t wanna risk losing the job I have. If I lost this job I’m fucked because my hobbies ain’t cheap.

But I’m definitely gonna escortmaxx eventually, likely by going to Nevada, or to some other country
 
It’s kinda hard. You have to put it on a stool in the bathtub and shoot water and cleaner up its holes. Then rinse and repeat. And I clean it every day or two. And I used it around 700 times now. It’s beginning to wear out too and the holes are stretched. And the rubber flesh between its holes is beginning to tear and it’s loose. So not as fun to use anymore
That's a stupid amount of work for something you could just do with your hand
 
That's a stupid amount of work for something you could just do with your hand
No it isn't, because a sex doll feels way closer to fucking a real woman than your hand
 
It’s kinda hard. You have to put it on a stool in the bathtub and shoot water and cleaner up its holes. Then rinse and repeat. And I clean it every day or two. And I used it around 700 times now. It’s beginning to wear out too and the holes are stretched. And the rubber flesh between its holes is beginning to tear and it’s loose. So not as fun to use anymore
you gotta get one made of silicone it degrades alot slower than tpe and if you get one that has gel its gonna feel alot better too
 
Of that elf from goblin slayer. Need one. But I don't wanna be judged fuck! Why is it shameful to be an incel? It's okay to be homo, it's okay to be polygynous, it's okay to be a whore, but I can't just fucking be alone and have my copes because everyone looks down on it
I own a bodypillow and chad has seen it
 

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