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[Whitepill] I wanna be a rockstar!

Monke

Monke

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I'll play incelcore! First of all I'll call everyone who brings their gf a cuck. And I'm ain't no playin' for cucks! So I'll break guitar, drop the mic and throw turds into the crowd. And foids be like: yay do it one more time, Monke!!!! And I'll be like: the chick in the third row is hot! And her bf will be like: "fuck her right away, I'm such a cuck this gives me a boner!". His gf *leaking*.
And I'll be like: " fuck you, you filthy sexhavers! I'm incel you'll never get it" and leave.


My rider will include:
Transportation:
2 Maybach S680 for my guards
1 bolt scooter for me

Food:
Unlimited bananas and monster energy ultra!
 
Próbowałem

Niestety żądne naszego rozlewu krwi kobiety nam nie pozwolą
 
Get real cat
 

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