i used to go to a tanning salon

[8008]

JUST LOL.


back when i was coping to the extreme. i thought i would become a chad if i tanned.


i, a pale skinny pedo stache with greasy hair would sit in the lobby with orange 10/10 stacies and wait. 


i got really fucking tan and it was clearly not natural and i got really embarrassed. people would be like WOW how did you get so tan? id say ohhhhh ya i spent a week at the beach... mhm.

lies


i do not recommend for incels to tan

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

Did you look like this guy?

:bigsmile:

 

[Kointo1]

Did you look like this guy?

:bigsmile:

Write a manifesto when you do it in 13 days.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Yup you'll look way older when you age and UV radiation is carcinogenic.

 

[Kointo1]

Why the hell did you expect tanning your skin orange would make you attractive?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Write a manifesto when you do it in 13 days.

Yup it would be interesting to read

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

Write a manifesto when you do it in 13 days.

I'm just going to write a short note explaining what happened. I'll have separate personal ones for my family

 

[torujo]

I'm just going to write a short note explaining what happened. I'll have separate personal ones for my family

you should do a live stream

 

[Kointo1]

I'm just going to write a short note explaining what happened. I'll have separate personal ones for my family

Alrighty.

I'll see you in the eternal abyss of nothingness.

 

[VLÖ]

What would be better though, being pale or being slightly fake tanned?

Obviously telling incels to go to the beach would be a completely fucking retarded idea.

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

you should do a live stream

no, I will make one post and it will be done, never heard from again

 

[Kointo1]

What would be better though, being pale or being slightly fake tanned?

Obviously telling incels to go to the beach would be a completely fucking retarded idea.

Oh my fucking god, the beach is the ultimate suicide fuel.

I have to endure the half naked Stacys and their Chad bf's while I contemplate suicide in my blobfish body.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Why the hell did you expect tanning your skin orange would make you attractive?

https://youtu.be/--r4BoPAuus

Most people want to emulate  natural glowing skin with tanning. ( 2:29)

 

[Kointo1]

https://youtu.be/--r4BoPAuus

Most people want to emulate  natural glowing skin with tanning

But it's like making a piece of shit orange instead of brown, it still looks like a shit.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

But it's like making a piece of shit orange instead of brown, it still looks like a shit.

Yup it won't make a huge difference for ugly people but it can make beautiful people even better looking.

Some people can make their skin color more attractive (We tend to like yellowish faces) with a high intake of fruits and veggies.However tanning looks too artificial and it's too obvious so it has not the same effect.

 

[panzer]

I can't even tan.My skin is naturally very pale and i get sun burnt really fast.

 

[edgein]

Why did you not talk with Stacy?

 

[Deleted member 236]

Me too. It worked for me, fixed my acne and turned me into chadlite.

But felt kinda gay.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

u better hope u dont become a skincancercel

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But it's like making a piece of shit orange instead of brown, it still looks like a shit.

my signature is relevant here...