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JFL I used to fart bomb people back in my school

AsiaCel

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Back in my old school I would love to fart and make people smell the farts, wondering who is the one farting. One of my most memorable moment was the 'egg bomb'

I simply eaten bunch of egg sandwiches (they make big farts), walked up to where people gathered around, unleashed my fart bombs (like there was 5 of them). Surprisingly they were silence as well, so it makes for a stealth run. I then walked back to my seat, the people who I bombed screamed "Very smelly! WHO DID IT?"

Good times.
 
Based and fartpilled.
 
small victories :feelsautistic:
 
i did this too in the gym locker room, no one thought it was me since no one acknowledged my existence
 
i did this too in the gym locker room, no one thought it was me since no one acknowledged my existence
They all made fun of you later that day at a party
Chad: did u smell that in the loccker today? Ihaveno1 stank so bad
Stacy: omg that guy is ugly as fuck and creepy of course he would smell bad
 
"This is why you're an incel"- Some cuck from cucktears
 
i remember i used to put my nose in my shirt to make it look like there was a fart and it was funny af seeing other people copy me so it doesn't look like they farted
 
i remember i used to put my nose in my shirt to make it look like there was a fart and it was funny af seeing other people copy me so it doesn't look like they farted
Kek, that’s based. We should do that more.
 
Farts disgust me especially egg ones
 

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