Why?? This is worse in public bathrooms they hear my loud ass farts and expecting a dump I just walk up and go because I can’t let the shit out. Fuck constipation sucks!!
I try to poop but I just let out loud farts and then get constipated
Do you have pain?
Don't get medical laxatives whatever you do because your body will become dependent on them, drink more water. You will still feel like Mary giving birth to baby Jesus but it will come out.
Drink more water dude. I used to get constipation a lot but now I drink 3-4 water bottles a day and I haven’t been constipated in a long time.
Apply Patanjali hair oil in your butthole before taking shit. It will make your shit real smooth and nicely flavored. But there is a side effect, it will make your butt-hole pubes thick, lush and long. And your dick pubes will start to get bald. My butt-hole pubes are now so long I can do French-braid with them.
Imagine being able to transfer baldness to your ass/asshole hair. Two rabbits with one shot.
Yea, norwooding will be gone forever.
I try to fart but just let out poops
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