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I tried to kill a fly for 3 hours.

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I was watching something and a fly kept sitting on mr triggering my ocd. After the tenth time i kind a lost it. I basically tried to kill it for 3 hours. i would stand in silence for 10 minutes searching for it. Than i'd sit down baiting it. I did that like 20 times. Eventually i managed to kill it with and old book of mine and actually started to scream in joy. The best moment of my life this year no doubt. Made me really happy. I didn't feel happy in a long time. Do you believe this behavior is normal or isolation rotting my brain?
 
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A fly was bothering me this morning. I opened the window and watched it fly out after around 30 seconds. I felt great joy knowing that it would go and bother some other creature, perhaps another person, perhaps even a sex-haver.
 
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suigin said:
A fly was bothering me this morning. I opened the window and watched it fly out after around 30 seconds. I felt great joy knowing that it would go and bother some other creature, perhaps another person, perhaps even a sex-haver.
i tried that. i opened and closed the window like 50 times but the fly ignored it and the second i sat down it attacked me. Eventually i gave up on trying to make it fly away. I wanted it dead.
 
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this reminds me of that episode from breaking bad where jessie and walter spend the whole time trying to kill a fly at the drug lab.
 
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