I tried sexual advances on my aunt

[takurak]

My aunt is quite fat since having given birth and has been single for over 5 years and she's just 32. Clearly no guys take interest in her so I decided I'd start flirting in texts and she would reciprocate since it's been a long time since she got a dick.

I also had to return her her trolley bag so I decided to put a few condoms and a rose inside it. When I got to her place, I handed it to her and asked her to check if there's anything inside... she was shocked and said she was literally disturbed by seeing condoms inside the trolley bag and kept on asking what was I planning



Even old wrinkly used up cumbuckets that no other guy wants don't lower their standards to fuck an incel. This society is totally fucked

 

[C450_4matic]

@Sadboy99 gotta step up your game

 

[Zielony4]

Lol damn. I am scared to make a move like that. Plus, my family already makes it known that they all dislike me.

 

[dawn]

My aunt is quite fat since having given birth and has been single for over 5 years and she's just 32. Clearly no guys take interest in her so I decided I'd start flirting in texts and she would reciprocate since it's been a long time since she got a dick.

I had to return her her trolley bag so I decided to put a few condoms and a rose inside it. When I got to her place, I handed it to her and asked her to check if there's anything inside... she was shocked and said she was literally disturbed by seeing condoms inside the trolley bag and kept on asking what was I planning



Even old wrinkly used up cumbuckets that no other guy wants don't lower their standards to fuck an incel. This society is totally fucked

Women would rather fuck a dog than a inferior man.

 

[takurak]

Lol damn. I am scared to make a move like that. Plus, my family already makes it known that they all dislike me.

My aunt use to tease me about girls and marriage so I thought she was into me

 

[Sadist]

well maybe it was because she was your aunt which made it weird for her

 

[/pol/cel]

Post a pic of your aunt.

 

[Sadboy99]

@Sadboy99 gotta step up your game

Yeah bro im thinking about your mom

 

[/pol/cel]

Yeah bro im thinking about your mom

 

[TheVman]

You can do that with normal girls, chad lite.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

My cousin is pretty damn cute, she's half-Curry. I knew as a kid I would be incel so I dreamed of being with her when she grows up. She's like 16 now or something.

 

[/pol/cel]

Yeah bro im thinking about your mom

 

[/pol/cel]

Yeah bro im thinking about your mom

 

[takurak]

well maybe it was because she was your aunt which made it weird for her

She always poked at me such as asking if I had a girlfriend

 

[Enigmatic]

Lmao these incest troll threads are pretty funny

 

[takurak]

You can do that with normal girls, chad lite.

You are coping very hard Vman

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

You wish they were trolls.

Why, incest is wincest.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

LOL aspie move to put condoms with the roses.

 

[takurak]

LOL aspie move to put condoms with the roses.

So if she ever accepted my rose and wanted to fuck me. She rejects me on basis of no protection? I was thinking my entire plan through

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Lmao these incest troll threads are pretty funny

Its true though and who really wants to be alone on valentine's day where there is rampant suicide fuel everywhere

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

What the oldest age you are willing to go after.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

So if she ever accepted my rose and wanted to fuck me. She rejects me on basis of no protection? I was thinking my entire plan through

You don't get it, it's not about protection or lack thereof, it's about showing an explicit sign of wanting sex to a girl.
Only Chad can do that.

 

[BlackPill47]

TFW there's no FHO cousins within hundreds of miles of me to wincest with. kek

 

[Deleted member 1983]

if she was flirting with you and was then shocked when you put condoms in her bag, its clear your advancing too quickly dude.

If shes flirting with you she probably does want the D tho.

 

[demonanus]

My aunt is quite fat since having given birth and has been single for over 5 years and she's just 32. Clearly no guys take interest in her so I decided I'd start flirting in texts and she would reciprocate since it's been a long time since she got a dick.

I also had to return her her trolley bag so I decided to put a few condoms and a rose inside it. When I got to her place, I handed it to her and asked her to check if there's anything inside... she was shocked and said she was literally disturbed by seeing condoms inside the trolley bag and kept on asking what was I planning



Even old wrinkly used up cumbuckets that no other guy wants don't lower their standards to fuck an incel. This society is totally fucked

This is comedy gold.

 

[Sadist]

She always poked at me such as asking if I had a girlfriend

I mean every one has relatives that ask those questions lol they are just there to make you feel akward doesn't mean they are trying to sleep with you lol

 

[Popbob]

Lmao I tried flirting with my aunt too. Im convinced she is one of the few female incels in this world, not because she is ugly but because she is an extreme aspie who grew up in a legit cult

 

[eurocel]

dude you are so low inhib, i wish i was like you tbh

 

[Sheogorath]

had to return her her trolley bag
put a few condoms and a rose inside
handed it to her and asked her to check if there's anything inside

OP sounds low-inhib as fuck tbh, cannot fathom doing something like this, must be on very friendly terms.

Obviously a bit rude/rushed though, like why jump right to sexual overtures and shit when you haven't even kissed?

The obvious approach in a situation like this is gradual, like you get her thinking "long as I don't fuck him it's not incest, doesn't hurt if we hug/kiss/HJ/69" and get her aroused/attached enough that she wouldn't care about going all the way.

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

My cousin is pretty damn cute, she's half-Curry. I knew as a kid I would be incel so I dreamed of being with her when she grows up. She's like 16 now or something.

And half? She must be 20 now

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

My aunt use to tease me about girls and marriage so I thought she was into me

the problem is she was punching down on you as she was implying no one would want you, a cold move by a whore, water is wet they are all the same young or old, its the same old operating system stuck on microsoft dos 1.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

 

[Deleted member 42309]

Post a pic of your aunt.

Lmao yeah do it

 

[텍스트]

incel trait
this is going to the extreme

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

OP sounds low-inhib as fuck tbh, cannot fathom doing something like this, must be on very friendly terms.

Obviously a bit rude/rushed though, like why jump right to sexual overtures and shit when you haven't even kissed?

The obvious approach in a situation like this is gradual, like you get her thinking "long as I don't fuck him it's not incest, doesn't hurt if we hug/kiss/HJ/69" and get her aroused/attached enough that she wouldn't care about going all the way.

Incels.is for all the advice you need to slay.

EPIC thread necro though. This is some truly fucked up shit and it just made my day.

 

[uo89997]

over for auntycels

 

[Sheogorath]

Incels.is for all the advice you need to slay.

it worked for Dorian Thorne

 

[crvkek]

auntycels could have been cured by the aunty .

 

[InMinecraft]

This is comedy gold.